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Worst/Best pick up line you have ever heard/read/tried

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16 years ago
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Topic says it all, here's mine:

"I heard that you tasted pretty good. So I was wondering... can I take a piece of you home with me?'

Did it for a dare... biggest slap of my life. XD

But hey I was $20 richer for it.


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16 years ago
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this is the worst pick up line some boy tried in me
"Is it hot in here or is it just you" Sooooooooooo stupid and old!!!!!!!!! I was like LMAO!!!!!


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16 years ago
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I used to know a bunch of joke pickup lines, but the only one I can remember now is "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"


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16 years ago
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"Suck on my chocolate salty balls"

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"It looks like someone took two fine hams and stuck them down the back of your dress"

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"Hey, baby. Can I buy you a Fish Sandwich?"


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"Hey baby, did it hurt....when you fell from heaven?"

This is the one the school counselor taught the whole class: 🤣


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Just remembered another one.

Me and my mates were in Sydney and we saw this hot asian chick in China town working at a street side stall.

One of my mates goes up to her and says:

'Mmm how much does this cost?'

She replied '$3.50'

'Really? Now how much are you?'

XD

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"Hey baby, did it hurt....when you fell from heaven?"

lol - I'm serioulsy gonna use this one on the next hot chick I see.


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"The human body is composed of 60-70% water... and I'm thirsty"


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16 years ago
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all the ones i know are 18+

Do you raise chickens?

why?

Cause you sure raised my cock.


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16 years ago
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"You make me feel like a squirrel. I want to pile my nuts up against you."

"What's great in bed and winks? 😁 "

Both from a book called "How to chat up babes" (I think that was the title).


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16 years ago
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"Hey you must be tired, because you have been walking around in my dreams all night" .. probaly one of the worst i know ...

"Hey Mary wanna have some fun ?"

"My name isnt Mary"

"that wasnt what i asked"


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16 years ago
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Hold a screw and ask: "wanna screw?"


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Not sure where this ranks on good or bad but a personal fav I have heard used.....

Guy: Excuse Me Miss, do you know how much a polar bear weighs

Lady( with a slight look ): Umm... No?!

Guy: Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm _____


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Not sure where this ranks on good or bad but a personal fav I have heard used.....

Guy: Excuse Me Miss, do you know how much a polar bear weighs

Lady( with a slight look ): Umm... No?!

Guy: Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm _____

Oh, I like that~


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16 years ago
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"So. I herd you liek Mudkips."
Jk.

"Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?"

But better...

"Oh sexy librarian, don't you know I'm loaded?"

^only Go-Devil-Dante fans would know what this is about...


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16 years ago
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Moved to 18+ since...you know why


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