Please keep that baby-type thing away from me.
They're cute from a **large **distance.
Just don't ask me to touch it, hold it, or make googly eyes at it 🤢

I really don't like kids.
Maybe because my parents are baby-crazy maniacs?

So no, I don't do diapers.

There's always been a baby in the family since I was 10 haha. So yeah, I've done alot of diaper changing.....it sucks, and because of said experience I see a vasectomy in the future.

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