What Does Your Ideal Partner Have?

18 years ago
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hehe... I know but isn't it sexy when he removes his glasses first before kissing you?
droolsExactly!!! Or you take them off yourself...Mmmm~
There are many things I can't do if he wears glasses... such as, sneaking up behind him and covering his eyes (usually pisses him off, because I made them dirty)
And I can't grab his face properly without messing up his glasses.. if you ask why I want to grab his face, it's because he is so silly LOL.
Grab his hair? Or his cheek! 🤣
18 years ago
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With all this talk about guys with glasses and kissing, I've always wondered, what do couples do when both of them wear glasses and they kiss? Will one of the two eventually end up converting to wearing contact lenses or that one or both will always have to remove their glasses to kiss?
One woman on the radio called in when they were asking for odd happenings regarding contact lenses, and she said that when she got involved with her boyfriend (who is now her husband), I think he changed over to contact lenses and she has to put them in for him all the time now it seems. She found it odd but she's been doing that ever since it seems and it looks like they are still married. 😉
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Grab his hair? Or his cheek! laugh
His hair? 😲 That sounds like a fight. 🤨 And his cheek remind him of when he was young and his aunts would pinch his cheeks between he was "so adorable". 🤣 😐
And who actually picked "No Respect for Me and a Tendency to Abuse Me"? Is that person an S&Mer or was it a bad joke? 🤨
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18 years ago
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Grab every part of his face! With both hands. And just shake it LOL
put contacts in for the husband? omg... that's NOT GOOD. What if she accidentally poked his eye? It's better to put them in himself!! I'd never let anybody touch my eye except my doctor.
ohoh.. reminds me of braces. Two people with braces, kissed, and their braces locked together. Embarrassing... wasn't me, though.
18 years ago
Posts: 278
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oh <3 nobody asked... How did your friend come up with the formula?? Why +7? Why not 8? Or 10?
Who knows?
My personal formula is, where x is your age:
X - X + 6

18 years ago
Posts: 1566
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oh <3 nobody asked... How did your friend come up with the formula?? Why +7? Why not 8? Or 10?
Who knows?
My personal formula is, where x is your age:
X - X + 6
LOL hahaha
That's for guys only right?

18 years ago
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oh <3 nobody asked... How did your friend come up with the formula?? Why +7? Why not 8? Or 10?
Who knows?
My personal formula is, where x is your age:
X - X + 6
So I am 26 the formula is:
26 - 26 + 6 (?)
That makes my ideal partner a 6yr old no matter what? Or did I miss something?
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18 years ago
Posts: 278
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LOL hahaha
That's for guys only right?
Yes.
The formula for girls is:
X - X + X
Where X is my age.
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So I am 26 the formula is:
26 - 26 + 6 (?)
That makes my ideal partner a 6yr old no matter what? Or did I miss something?
Surely that couldn't be it. Try a different number!

18 years ago
Posts: 1566
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LOL hahaha
That's for guys only right?
Yes.
The formula for girls is:
X - X + X
Where X is my age.
woo~ old aunties love younger boys.
18 years ago
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oh <3 nobody asked... How did your friend come up with the formula?? Why +7? Why not 8? Or 10?
Who knows?
My personal formula is, where x is your age:
X - X + 6
LOL hahaha
That's for guys only right?
lol... no that's not for guys only, it's for pedophiles only. (commonly named lolies here)
And I seriously don't know why that dumb math freak friend of mine chose that number... Don't ask me how he came up with his formula either. I seriously don't know and could care less, I just remembered this dumb formula while reading this thread and thought it could be fun to share.

18 years ago
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lol. i love the x-x+6. xD
Guys with glasses are great~ Well, sometimes it depends. But the models with glasses I see at my optometrist are sooo good-looking with the glasses. But then again, they are models for a reason >__>;;
And thank you, Stealth, for the contribution. It has lasted up to 2 pages so far. <3
But, I think the formula is rather nice. Don't understand why you'd choose 7, but hey, whatever..

18 years ago
Posts: 1566
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And thank you, Stealth, for the contribution. It has lasted up to 2 pages so far. <3
oh sorry....... I forgot to thank you too!!!! Thank you!
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But, I think the formula is rather nice. Don't understand why you'd choose 7, but hey, whatever..
7 is not good. UNLUCKY. It the number for death in Chinese. I'm gonna add 8 for mine. Because 8 means $$$
18 years ago
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I thought that four was the one that rhymed with death. Like, seven is "qi" and four is "shi" third sound and death is "shi" fourth sound.
I like guys that are my age and older. Like my crush (that nerdy guy that I mention every so often) is more than a year older than me. Guess there are good things about being the youngest of your classmates.

18 years ago
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yeah... 4 is the number that means death. But 7 is the death dinner number. Like when we eat, we can't order 7 dishes (including dim sum dishes), because that'd be a dinner for funerals. 🤣 I'm serious!
18 years ago
Posts: 1650
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yeah... 4 is the number that means death. But 7 is the death dinner number. Like when we eat, we can't order 7 dishes (including dim sum dishes), because that'd be a dinner for funerals. 🤣 I'm serious!
Haven't heard that before... Does this have anything to do with rhyming?
Before we get too off-topic, he has neat looking hair?