My ideal partner needs to have "No Respect for Me and a Tendency to Abuse Me."

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My ideal partner needs to be some one who would understand me to some extant and yes she needs to understand why I do the things I do.

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（ﾉﾟ-ﾟ）ﾉ☆どぞ。
Have a star.

He have to be intellegend, have to love animals and it's not her but for me is very important he have to be a bad guy in terms of personality. You undestant don't you. A person that is very smart but with a bad personality and have to like animals because I think I never will like a people who hate animals.

But my opinion it´s more like my ideal character of an manga because actually I don't have any interest of things like love.     😀 

Why protect them? Why miss them? Why love them?

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows whats best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocation
Whos fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

😀

CAKE ftw

hmmm.... sense of humour...loyal...patient...not stupid...
if I also got to pick, a little taller than me and quite pretty.
I think I'm quite shallow...but not quite...now i confused myself...

cooking skills,
and intellect i can't be both pretty and smart in a relationship

If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

I'd be content if she wasn't a total b!t$H
And if she wasn't a 'ho that'd be a huge plus.

Common sense just isn't that common

In-depth/ultra-picky guide:
Can cook/Likes to cook (I set the grill/oven on fire a few years ago)
Shorter than me, but not too short (5ft 3 - 5ft 6 I guess, I'm about 177cm so, that's around 5ft 6 - 5 ft 7?)
Younger than me in both age and appearance (I still get asked to prove I'm over 16 sometimes)
Intellegent (I.Q. 120-150... j/k)
Pretty, not OMFG beautiful (I'd be concerned that she might get too much attention if she were... never figured I was the jealous type)
Doesn't have huge breasts, not completely flat either (although I'd prefer flat to silicon)
Wears skirts not trousers (girls just look better in skirts, mid-thigh to ankle length I guess, not super-mini)
Doesn't wear high heels (I f***ing hate high heels, the clacking is annoying... they also deform your feet, similar to foot binding)
Long hair (shoulder length+. NOT blonde, I can't stand blonde)
Virgins prefered
Similar interests (manga, animé, power metal, rock, RPGs, science)
Doesn't smoke, not a heavy drinker

To probably misquote Pirates of the Caribbean:
"They're more what you call guidelines, than actual rules."

Do you need 3 guesses as to why I am single? 😢

Lose - Opposite of win, to misplace something/someone. e.g. To lose your way, to lose a fight.
Loose - Opposite of tight. e.g. To have a loose screw, to loosen a jar lid.

^ Not just scanlators, but also company documents are getting it wrong now!

Hmm my picks would be

Age: 18 - 25 ( im 22 <.< )

Gender: Female please ( im male >.> )

Looks: I like dark hair and white or light brown skin ( not albino or pale white ) and blue or green eyes no need to be OMFG beautiful as Perim nicely put it but a cute face would be neat

Height: Between 160 and 188 ( im not that picky with height ... )

Clothes: Pretty much anything as long as its not in the extreme ( Ultra goth or Pink ballerina skirts or something like that O.o )

Hobbies: well sharing some of those i have would be a plus

Can cook/Likes to cook (not that i can't cook)
around the same height as i am (a bit shorter prefered)
around the same age as i am (~18 at the moment +/- a few years)
Intellegent
Pretty but not "omg what a beauty" but not a scarecrow either
Doesn't have huge breasts, not completely flat either
Doesn't wear high heels a lot (maybe on parties,weddings and such)
Long hair (non-blonde prefered)
Virgins prefered
Similar interests
Doesn't smoke, not a heavy drinker
doesn't mind camping in the wild and doesn't go [omg, i broke a nail!] or complain about some uncomfortable things
EDIT: she doesn't hate animals/kids

In harsh times, the strongest currency is cooperation.

Ooh. I have an ultra-picky guide, toooo!
Like I'll ever find a guy EXACTLY like this.
But there are some things I've realized from past boyfriends. >.>;;;
I'll probably fall in love with him because his favorite movie is The Lion King, =/.

• Has to have intelligence! And good grades. >.>
• Can make me laugh constantly.
• I've always wanted a guy that would also be serious, too.
  For instance, if we were having a fight, I would love him to just yell, "WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? I LOVE YOU!" And then I'll say, "OH YEAH? WELL I LOVE YOU, TOO!" >.>...
• ...Needs to keep me in check with reality.
• Make cute moments. Whisper in my ear. Write little notes. Kiss me on the cheek. hahah. I make a lot of little notes and give hugs. >.>
• Knows what he's going to do in life. (Go to college, what kind of career, blah)
• Likes to cook/cooks well. I'd love it if we could cook together.
• Wears nice clothes. I don't like when I see guys wear the same pants everyday or when the clothing is too tight or too loose (NO BAGGY PANTS. No girl jeans.)
• (I know this probably doesn't matter to most people, but) he can't be thinner than me. =/ I hate being the fatter person, hah.
• Has similar interests (Anime, manga, books, music, food)
• Musically inclined (sing, plays the piano)
• Nice hair. Not too long, or too short. Enough to have my fingers go through, 🙂 .
• Open to conversations. Don't close me out because you're angry. :[
• [b]Respects me, my friends, and my family.[/b]
• Absolutely no drugs, smoking, or heavy drinking.
• **Taller than me, but not EXTREMELY tall. ** Well, it's not really a problem, considering that I'm under 5 feet. -__- Oh, he also has to have no problem with my height, obviously. haha. I try, I really do.
• Treasures me.
• No potty mouth. sigh

Well there's my ultra-ultra-picky list. I don't follow everything, but if you can keep me in a conversation, I'm open to anything. 🙂 And it's not like I'm just a dead weight girlfriend. >.> I try my best, too. ;-;

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If you're like Usui Takumi, then be my guest and sweep me off my feet. =DD!
wishes sigh. ._______.

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For those replying to this topic who think they actually know what they want I pity you. That's over eighty percent of you. To the rest that actually do, kudos.

which group am i in?

the over 80% most likely

my ideal partner is somebody who used to smoke cigarettes but then quit for good shows they are strong enough to fight withdrawal. and they moms better be RELE good at making lemonade. my ex spent half her paycheck on cigs, dats BS.

"Hip-hop was set out in the dark. They used to do it out in the park"

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For those replying to this topic who think they actually know what they want I pity you. That's over eighty percent of you. To the rest that actually do, kudos.

I never said those is what i want .. i merely stated out the things i tend to like in girls ... my first girlfriend was blond and a smoker which is 2 things im not normally going for in a girl .. but yea i agree with you that you cant make a list and say this is 100% the girl i would be most compatible with

...just...someone i can love unconditionally. He doesn't have to be anything he's not...=-)