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It also involved a mermaid, Harry Potter, and the apocalypse. Still wanna know?

Yes! Uh, getting offtopic, but, hell yes.

I agree! 😃

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Okay the dream starts off with me on a boat heading to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.When I get off the teachers put the sorting hat on each one of us. I get accepted into Slytherine. After making friends with Draco whats-his-face and his friends I begin on a journey that leads me to one final decisive wizard duel between Griffandor and Slytherine. My opponent: none other than the famous Harry Potter. I decide to make the stakes a little higher. If I win I get that hot asian chick as my sex slave. If Harry wins he gets my scar removal ointment. He agrees quickly (apparently he's very insecure about his hideous scar) and puts duct tape over Cho Chang's mouth so she can't have a say in it. The duel starts and Harry goes into a violent rage (he really wants that ointment). I'm about to lose but then Dumbledore runs in screaming "it's the apocalypse!!!" Balls of fire start raining from the sky. All of Slytherine is killed and I have to join Gryffendor. I show them a way out of the castle and we all hop on a boat. We're almost to shore but a whale attacks us. We think we're about to die only to be saved by my ex-girlfriend who I accidentaly turned into a mermaid while practicing magic. She's not pissed anymore because she said she found a merman that was way better looking than me. This made me almost cry. We finally get to shore and I shoot Harry in the back with a spell. I won the duel. So five minutes later I killed all other wizards that escaped except Cho Chang. I tied her up in a house I made in the forest in case a situation like this would ever occur. (too bad I don't plan this far ahead in RL.) I'm about to claim my prize but I realize that I can't have sex on an empty stomach. I go into the kitchen and start eating a piece of bread. Then I wake up and start cursing because every dream I have ends right when the really sexy part is about to happen. There, I explained my dream. Happy now?

Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢

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Lol, thanks, you just made my night... gosh, can't stop laughing, sorry 🤣 You sure have a fanservicing dreams xD (killing potter, I mean. I could strangle the annoying bastard).

To get on topic - I still enjoy sleeping the most. Eating, only if it's prepared by someone else. Cooking for one isn't fun 🤢

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It also involved a mermaid, Harry Potter, and the apocalypse. Still wanna know?

Yes! Uh, getting offtopic, but, hell yes.

It must be on topic. It hits all three of the topic questions! (but answers none)

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Okay the dream starts off with me on a boat heading to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.When I get off the teachers put the sorting hat on each one of us. I get accepted into Slytherine. After making friends with Draco whats-his-face and his friends I begin on a journey that leads me to one final decisive wizard duel between Griffandor and Slytherine. My opponent: none other than the famous Harry Potter. I decide to make the stakes a little higher. If I win I get that hot asian chick as my sex slave. If Harry wins he gets my scar removal ointment. He agrees quickly (apparently he's very insecure about his hideous scar) and puts duct tape over Cho Chang's mouth so she can't have a say in it. The duel starts and Harry goes into a violent rage (he really wants that ointment). I'm about to lose but then Dumbledore runs in screaming "it's the apocalypse!!!" Balls of fire start raining from the sky. All of Slytherine is killed and I have to join Gryffendor. I show them a way out of the castle and we all hop on a boat. We're almost to shore but a whale attacks us. We think we're about to die only to be saved by my ex-girlfriend who I accidentaly turned into a mermaid while practicing magic. She's not pissed anymore because she said she found a merman that was way better looking than me. This made me almost cry. We finally get to shore and I shoot Harry in the back with a spell. I won the duel. So five minutes later I killed all other wizards that escaped except Cho Chang. I tied her up in a house I made in the forest in case a situation like this would ever occur. (too bad I don't plan this far ahead in RL.) I'm about to claim my prize but I realize that I can't have sex on an empty stomach. I go into the kitchen and start eating a piece of bread. Then I wake up and start cursing because every dream I have ends right when the really sexy part is about to happen. There, I explained my dream. Happy now?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! LMAO! 🤣 🤣 🤣

i was like, suffocating and gasping with laughter all through that... lol...

you have such cool and amazingly fun dreams! poor you didn't get to have sex tho 😢 LOL. YAY FOR KILLING POTTER!!! lmao!!! hahaha scar removal ointment = priceless! duct tape = HILARIOUS. lol.

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Only one thing happens to me when I don't masturbate: I start to wonder what I would look like if I was a girl. Don't ask me why, because I have no idea either.

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okay. But I won't ask, I'll just tell you to explain. explain

Well, when I don't masturbate for a while, I start to do two things. The first is think about girls all the time. That's not really a problem, but whatever. The second is that I start to really think about what I want to do with my life, and have an urge to be productive. That is a problem. I find myself no longer able to think about how best to survive in a zombie outbreak, or what my dream vehicle is (16th century war galleon with harrier jet engines to allow flight, with battle mechs instead of longboats), or even about why paper scissors rock is better than rock paper scissors. Obviously, then I start to have a real problem.

hahahahahaha!!! im not a guy, so i wouldn't know what difficulties you must go through... but this sounds hilarious! i HAVE to go make a thread for this!!! 🤣

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@ xombiemonkey's dream: lol.

About pleasing myself... I must admit I'm too occupied to even think 'bout it. I only do it when I've had plenty of time for myself, and my thoughts. And even then my mind usually stays far from it. 😀 😎

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fandamntastic xombiemonkey! lol I had a dream like that, except it was Metal Gear Solid... and I died... alot.... Sort of like, I would die, and then input a cheat that would bring me back to life... in my dream...
it was weird so I won't get into it...

Anyway. I love sleeping. In fact, I can't wait to do it again.

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can't pick betoween eating and sleeping lol but since I'm tired right now, I'll choose sleeping 😀

Eating. I really don't enjoy it so much, mostly I am eating more than usual when I am angry or sad. so you can say I don't like it really.

Sleeping is good but not very much. when I am waking up, it makes me feel like I have lost many precious moments without knowing it. bad, bad feeling! 🤢

Masturbating, sure I enjoy it but only doing it when I am in mood, at that time of the month! 😀

after all I think my most favorite activity is reading my favorite manga which hasn't been put here as an option. 🙄

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there's a certain time of the month when girls masturbate?

Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢

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there's a certain time of the month when girls masturbate?

yep. as far as I know ( I am talking base on my personal experiment 😀 ) mostly when their hormones starts to going up before every monthly period. girls are so sensitive in this time of the month, both mentally and sexually.

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never knew that before. Um, how old are you? (just wondering).

Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢

Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak

Hmm eating. I like sleep but given the fact I've pulled 3 all nighters this week alone I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and assume it isn't all that important to me (I think I have a good reason for not sleeping, but I just woke up so I can't really remember).

Double dino to micro crimp!!!

Hehe, like someone said before, I would have voted all of the above. I like eating cuz I got a high metabolism, and I don't seem to get fat. Sleeping cuz I don't have to bother with my parents for the hours I'm in bed. Masturbating, well, come on..

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[quote]There's no "all of the above"? lol XD

So you're saying you masturbate?

Why do you want to know? lol I was just asking... 😀

Sure you were. 🤣 😛

Isn't there a 'none' option? >.< Since none of them are really a favourite activity of mine.

I like eating, but it's not like I enjoy it as if it was a gift from heaven.

Sleeping is okay, but I'd rather never sleep and always be awake if that was humanly possible.

And masturbating... 🤣 That gets boring sometimes...[/quote]
one of the few times i agree with the good doctor 😉

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