Don't work out too hard. You'll faint.

Learned how to properly diet.

That having too much free time for a long period of time can also piss me off just like when you barely have any

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Skipping all my college classes to play ping pong is not worth it. 🤢 lol

I learned about "Increasing and Decreasing Functions and the First Derivative Test" today in Calc class :/

Oh, and that Obama won.

Obsession is a drop of water in the desert- crave it, savor it, remember it. ~Unknown

That the University sucks at handling how we sign up for classes...

Seven bloody years I've been watching QI and only today did I realise what a crooked nose Stephen Fry has. What have I been doing with my eyes?

Everyone 16 and younger is a nympho 🤢

Julia Child was born in Pasadena, California and was a member of the OSS during ww2.

Sarcasm just doesn't work over the internet.

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Everyone 16 and younger is a nympho 🤢

TIL that babies, toddlers and children are apparently nymphomaniacs.

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Everyday I'm tumblin'

I lost my voice a couple f days ago today being the third day and I miss talking to myself more then any sane person would.

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TIL that babies, toddlers and children are apparently nymphomaniacs.

I was surprised too

i learned that my math teacher is a dick

chardonney can never substitute beer

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I learned that I musn't hit the door again because now I have to pay for a new one.

"I already decided I'll do it, so even if I die fighting for that cause, that's fine with me."
"Who the hell do you think I am?!"