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i wish i could fly.

That comes standard with the ninja psychic package. Should I send you 4 shipments? Overnight it you say? Will that be cash or charge?

I'll take 10, not four.

And cash is fine.

Never send cash through the mail, sucker. My post office ninjas will steal it.

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[quote=thezombieking]i wish i could fly.

That comes standard with the ninja psychic package. Should I send you 4 shipments? Overnight it you say? Will that be cash or charge?

I'll take 10, not four.

And cash is fine.

Never send cash through the mail, sucker. My post office ninjas will steal it.[/quote]

If you get the premium ninja package, you get free psychic mail insurance. The insurance senses ill-intent toward your package and releases a sonar wave that causes sudden, uncontrollable, and violent diarrhea to anyone within 2 meters of your package.

Yes our studies show that diarrhea is the fail-proof way to stop non-psychic ninjas in their tracks.

So should I change your order to 15 premium packages? 🙂

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

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[quote=Calliber][quote=thezombieking]i wish i could fly.

That comes standard with the ninja psychic package. Should I send you 4 shipments? Overnight it you say? Will that be cash or charge?

I'll take 10, not four.

And cash is fine.

Never send cash through the mail, sucker. My post office ninjas will steal it.[/quote]

If you get the premium ninja package, you get free psychic mail insurance. The insurance senses ill-intent toward your package and releases a sonar wave that causes sudden, uncontrollable, and violent diarrhea to anyone within 2 meters of your package.

Yes our studies show that diarrhea is the fail-proof way to stop non-psychic ninjas in their tracks.

So should I change your order to 15 premium packages? 🙂 [/quote]

Sounds good to me!

When can i expect them?

cause i could really use some psychic powers right about now xD

Being a ninja would be awesome alright. But I'm an extremely lazy person(like shikamaru ^^), would be so ambitionless(total opposite of Naruto's "I wanna be hokage dattebayo!"). I wouldn't mind having those abiliities that comes with being a ninja though~~

♪MONSTARR~ will eat all your cookies and steal your bishies~♪ Φ_Φ

Sometimes I'll wear a black mask.

ninjas suck.

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As for me, I'd rather have immortality. Now THAT would own. 🤣

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As for me, I'd rather have immortality. Now THAT would own. 🤣

Of course, becoming immortal includes having your face stretched and being immersed in a shower of blue sparkles.

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As for me, I'd rather have immortality. Now THAT would own. 🤣

Huh, really? but that'd be so lonely 0.0 cos everyone else would be dead and you'd be still alive...FOREVER. Lol

I wish i had doraemon. Then i could become a ninja for one day and a rock star the next ^____^

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep
to gain what he cannot lose." Jim Elliot

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I wish i had doraemon. Then i could become a ninja for one day and a rock star the next ^____^

But you'd have to change your name to Nobita.... and that = PhD in Dork.

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I wish i had doraemon. Then i could become a ninja for one day and a rock star the next ^____^

But you'd have to change your name to Nobita.... and that = PhD in Dork.

LOL, i would be pretty huge dork huh. good point. then i guess ill stick with the premium ninja package, capture doraemon from Nobita and give him a makeover. we'll be like batman and robin XD except cooler. 🤣

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep
to gain what he cannot lose." Jim Elliot

I wish I was a Demon,so I could kill everyone who pisses me off...
(my maths teacher for exampleevil grin)
or being a shinigami (like ryuk from death note,
not one like those Bleach-shinigami) would be funny too 😛

i wish i was a shapeshifter
and for the record, i think that would beat all your wishes...

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i wish i was a shapeshifter
and for the record, i think that would beat all your wishes...

That would be the best ninja power.

And the thread is about Ninjas. All posts not about ninjas are pure and utter spam.

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Isn't it "I wish I were"?
Anyway... I wish I were a pheonix... Or a dragon. (my favourite mythincal creatures..)

Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.
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you would be my rainbow in shades of grey.[/color]

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If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.