I Wish I Was a Ninja

17 years ago
Posts: 1901
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Haha that is so cool, like Batman.
Anyways. I'm way to clumsy to be a ninja. Although my cat is pretty good at it.

17 years ago
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Haha that is so cool, like Batman.
Anyways. I'm way to clumsy to be a ninja. Although my cat is pretty good at it.
well you could always be a ninja sidekick to your cat 😛
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17 years ago
Posts: 51
Yes than I could sneak up on my mom for once instead of the other way around. She walks around the house without making a noise and scares me and she always seems to know what I'm doing like shes watching me from some secret place. Coincidence? I think not! 😐
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17 years ago
Posts: 492
i wish i'm the one who invented the large hadron collider and destroy the world with a push of a button
Let's get Kickin' ...whatever that means
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Yes, and pirates were in fact just seafaring criminals who would attack ships, kill the men, rape the women, and steal the cargo. They weren't "cool" either. Oh, right, this is a manga forum. Of course we're referring to ninjas as they appear in fiction. Why would you think otherwise?
Because other than the fact that this is a manga forum, topics like these feeds the minds of those who don't know the truth and thus spreading the misconception. I'm just trying to bring some reality back 'tis all....and ninjas are overrated...no matter how cool they are >_> coughsamuraiftwcough
But what makes you think, history books tell the truth and not manga? After all, the generally accepted ''knowledge'' about ninjas and their negative image could just be part of a great conspiracy made by the illuminati to prevent us from becoming powerfull ninjas. It are not ninjas who are overrated, but ''facts'', because there is no certain knowledge (except one's own existence, of course).
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i wish i'm the one who invented the large hadron collider and destroy the world with a push of a button
But you have to push the button like a ninja, otherwise your post would have no relation to this topic
Try not to double-post~

17 years ago
Posts: 97
Wish I had the sharingan or w/e Neji has... can't remember the name. I'd go the casino and either see through the cards or put a genjitsu up so i can feed myself a royal flush...
Ahhh that would be soo cool.
The world would be a bleak place without manga.

17 years ago
Posts: 492
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But you have to push the button like a ninja, otherwise your post would have no relation to this topic
fine..
i wish i'm the scientist ninja who invented the large hadron collider and destroy the world with a push of a button that clearly said "only for ninja" on the warning label
how about that? xP
Let's get Kickin' ...whatever that means

17 years ago
Posts: 2342
Bruce Lee surpassed the Ninja, he needed no stealth at all, he'd just come and destroy the whole place. His stare could kill thousands. So I wish to be him.
I wish i were a sexy ninja. I would do anything to complete my missions. Anything 😁 I want to move around like that ninja from shinobi (red scarf and everthing) I love the way he moves for some reason.
Is this another "parody thread" or just a spam thread?
On topic, no thanks, I don't want to live in the shadows, I prefer sunlight.
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17 years ago
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http://www.chicago-ninjutsu.org/usdojo/california.htm
Now stop wishing and start training
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http://www.chicago-ninjutsu.org/usdojo/california.htm
Now stop wishing and start training
That's doomed for massive failure.
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http://www.chicago-ninjutsu.org/usdojo/california.htm
Now stop wishing and start training
That's doomed for massive failure.
Well, they surely get people to join. There are those kind of dojos even here, and there are people who go there. It isn't how you suppose it to be. More likely physical training/weapon usage training I guess.
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17 years ago
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http://www.chicago-ninjutsu.org/usdojo/california.htm
Now stop wishing and start training
That's doomed for massive failure.
Why? You don't trust his ability to become a ninja or the dojos' ability to train a ninja?
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http://www.chicago-ninjutsu.org/usdojo/california.htm
Now stop wishing and start training
That's doomed for massive failure.
Why? You don't trust his ability to become a ninja or the dojos' ability to train a ninja?
A little of both I guess. I can just see some nerd flying across the country to try to learn ninjutsu, and then a multitude of misfortunes occur during his/her training.
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