How to be the perfect boyfriend?
14 years ago
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You must have the most awesome mustache ever! And remember, nobody likes smelly feet.
If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up
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At the base of all, you should be nice and considerate towards her. 🙂
Nulla in mundo pax sincera
"Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth." - Albert Camus
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Your power level must be over 9000.
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Don't be insensitive.
Own at least one piece of tie-dye clothing.
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Be mean and keep them keen.
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Quote from the-burden
Be mean and keep them keen.
That only works for shoujo manga characters 🤣 .
14 years ago
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Well they always seem to have a soft spot for "bad boys".
I was reading an article in the paper about Ted Bundy being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding fucking proposals - and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: "And I'm not getting laid?" What am I doing wrong... Okay, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here?
I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say:
"What a cute butt."
He's Satan!
"You don't know him like I do."
He's the Prince of Darkness!
''I can change him.''
— Bill Hicks
😀
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Get to level 99 on pokemon.
And give him/her pickles on his/her birthday.
♪MONSTARR~ will eat all your cookies and steal your bishies~♪ Φ_Φ
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The perfect boyfriend is like Miisa, but male.
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Collect all 7 dragon balls and don't wish for panties.
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Quote from WandereroftheDeep
Quote from the-burden
Be mean and keep them keen.
That only works for shoujo manga characters 🤣 .
You'd actually be surprised 🤣
on topic, your efforts are futile, there will always be faults. You just have to learn to work around them.
14 years ago
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Quote from kaerfehtdeelb
Quote from WandereroftheDeep
Quote from the-burden
Be mean and keep them keen.
That only works for shoujo manga characters 🤣 .
You'd actually be surprised 🤣
on topic, your efforts are futile, there will always be faults. You just have to learn to work around them.
Works for Quagmire.
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Quote from StarlightDreams
Get to level 99 on pokemon.
And give him/her pickles on his/her birthday.
😲 😲 😲 😲 😲
That would SO work on me. 😛
