I would pay a Bum in downtown Los Angeles to chase a girl with his pants down. But at the same time i would be hoping he doesn't go farther than just chasing or else i would have to taze him

Hire an assassin.
I'd lol.

throw a pie in obama's face, i wonder how he would react 🤣 (or some other american president that will be in power when i find someone crazy enough to do it BWAHAHAHA)

"Sanity is for the weak"

I wiould have one of my friends stand on street corner with a sign that say "5 dollars" and have them dressed in a shirt that says Miss Timberlake or dressed like a storm trooper. Ether one would be fine.

I would pay someone to beat up a policeman. Of course he should disguise himself and have quick feet^^

Lol I'd pay someone to paint himself green, go into a crowded resturant and order something ridiculous that would never be on the menu. When the server says sorry they don't have the dish, I'd have the green guy go "You won't like me when I'm angry" and rip his clothes up in hulk fashion. And maybe to add some crossover, I'd have an overweight guy in a tight batman costume, paunch sticking out of the costume/sweat rings in obvious places, come and try in stop the hulk. In a slow and wheezing manner or course 😀 .

Insert Catchy Signature Here.

@Ghaz: I can die happy now 🤣

I don't have the money or the connections for this 🤢 I have lots of ideas, but none are funny. 😔

Probably...pay Ashton to punk the president, lol.

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I'd pay a guy to walk into a Chinese restaurant with two cats in a travel cat case, and have him try to sell them to the owner in front of the customers. Also mentioning somewhere in it that he has 50 more cats in his car if he wanted them too.

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I'd pay a guy to walk into a Chinese restaurant with two cats in a travel cat case, and have him try to sell them to the owner in front of the customers. Also mentioning somewhere in it that he has 50 more cats in his car if he wanted them too.

I thought chinese ate dogs? cuz i remember hearing something about a guy that asked a lady that was a butcher at a bazzar that didn't speek english to watch his dog while he goes to the bathroom, when he came back and didnt see the dog, he asked where the dog was and she gave him a bag with his dog inside chopped in pieces and asked for $5

Back when I was in high school, I came up with the idea of paying a freshman to sit in the middle of the hallway and slowly rock himself while mumbling and randomly laughing. See, you can always find a freshman who is having an mild identity crisis and is willing to act bizarre, thinking that it's cool. Plus, it's important that the person is a freshman, because he would have to live with the incident for the next FOUR YEARS. 😎

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I'd pay a guy to walk into a Chinese restaurant with two cats in a travel cat case, and have him try to sell them to the owner in front of the customers. Also mentioning somewhere in it that he has 50 more cats in his car if he wanted them too.

I thought chinese ate dogs? cuz i remember hearing something about a guy that asked a lady that was a butcher at a bazzar that didn't speek english to watch his dog while he goes to the bathroom, when he came back and didnt see the dog, he asked where the dog was and she gave him a bag with his dog inside chopped in pieces and asked for $5

Thank gawd Crocodile Dundee was with
me when that colossal alligator entered
my bathroom via the drain.

pay someone 1 dollar to pay me 100 dollars...

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The sweeter the apple, the higher the branch. The quieter the fart, the nastier the smell.
GUESS WHO??

I think pretty much all the stupid stuff I'd like to see people do for money has already been done on Jackass. And I watch that for free!

i dun mind paying someone to say "I've had enough with this motherfu*** snakes on this motherf**** plane!!!" for the whole day

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i dun mind paying someone to say "I've had enough with this motherfu*** snakes on this motherf**** plane!!!" for the whole day

but they have to be black or else it wouldn't be as funny