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I'd pay a guy to walk into a Chinese restaurant with two cats in a travel cat case, and have him try to sell them to the owner in front of the customers. Also mentioning somewhere in it that he has 50 more cats in his car if he wanted them too.

I thought chinese ate dogs? cuz i remember hearing something about a guy that asked a lady that was a butcher at a bazzar that didn't speek english to watch his dog while he goes to the bathroom, when he came back and didnt see the dog, he asked where the dog was and she gave him a bag with his dog inside chopped in pieces and asked for $5

Thank gawd Crocodile Dundee was with
me when that colossal alligator entered
my bathroom via the drain.

He also comes in handy when an anaconda decides to make a surprise toilet visit...

I'd pay someone to just like run up screaming and attack ann coulter.

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I'd pay a fat person and a group of midgets to go and have the fat person chase the midgets up and down a street with fork and knife. 🤣

Or also I'd pay an old person to act senile and have him to pretend that he is haulering at a bunch of kids to get off his lawn, but in fact he's actually in a mall

And finally have someone dress up into a janitor's outfit and have them out of nowhere go and tackle a trash can, and then have him get up and say that it was trying to get away from him.

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[quote=Moridis]I'd pay a guy to walk into a Chinese restaurant with two cats in a travel cat case, and have him try to sell them to the owner in front of the customers. Also mentioning somewhere in it that he has 50 more cats in his car if he wanted them too.

I thought chinese ate dogs? cuz i remember hearing something about a guy that asked a lady that was a butcher at a bazzar that didn't speek english to watch his dog while he goes to the bathroom, when he came back and didnt see the dog, he asked where the dog was and she gave him a bag with his dog inside chopped in pieces and asked for $5

Thank gawd Crocodile Dundee was with
me when that colossal alligator entered
my bathroom via the drain.

He also comes in handy when an anaconda decides to make a surprise toilet visit...

I'd pay someone to just like run up screaming and attack ann coulter.[/quote]

where did that story come from the one i mentioned in the post about the guy and the dog? and where did the Crocodile Dundee come from? Was it a scene in a movie or something cuz if it is i want to watch that movie again.

Shoot a moving car's tires out.
That'd be classic.

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I'd pay a fat person and a group of midgets to go and have the fat person chase the midgets up and down a street with fork and knife. 🤣 .

LOL!! 🤣 Ok, that was too good. If it ever happens make sure the fat guy is wearing a bib with a midget on it, kind of like a lobster bib.

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Shoot a moving car's tires out.
That'd be classic.

evil bastard

why because i am the president of the student council of course

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