hehehe, introducing...

18 years ago
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well, it seems popular lately for ppl who been here around for a while to finally introduce themselves, so im kinda following 😀
my name is masha fedotov, 17.4 years old. i live in tel aviv, israel, in a place that considered "dangerous" but it doesnt keep me from dog walking at 3 am every day... i just ignore the weirdo's trying to pick me up. or make friends with them.
im a connections path student in my high school (soon to be a 4th year, 12th grade) and my area is directing. i live alone with my mom, 300 snakes, 2 dogs, 2 lizards, 4 ferrets, 100 live mice, 4 guinea pigs, a few thousands crickts, and 300 frozen rats (in the freezer).
in a year or so (after ill obey my first warn >_<) im off to the israely army, in hopes to be a sniper. also, im a dangerous person to piss of, cuz i tend to turn to violence if im really ticked (special move:spin and throw), but i still get along pretty well with all sorts of ppl (i have territory issues against females tho...). also, i have a diving license and i can speak, understand, and write 3 languages: hebrew, english, and (unwillingly) russian.
i read and understand most of the japanese and spanish language.
nice to meet, sorry about the article.
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18 years ago
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welcome, have a nice tim---Oops your already having a nice time 🤣
your kidding about the snakes and rats and...etc right?
A sniper!!!! that sounds cool...
i never introduced myself...-sigh-

18 years ago
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not kidding. definately not kidding. my mother is crazy. i dont have a problem with the ferrets and the dogs, but she stuffs rats into my freezer and her snakes throw up. it stinks.
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18 years ago
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o_o....aren't you scared of snakes? you never know when one is gonna bite you.....as for the rats..you should just through them out or sweet talk your mother to bury them...atleast that way you don't have to see them in the refrigirator....by the way, it's the first time i knew that snakes actually throw up XD

18 years ago
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ooooohhh, they throw up.. hoho they do. and guess what they throw up... frozen rats, that what they throw up. and the snakes arent scary after you get used to hundreds of them around you...and appearently the rats stay.. sweet talking my mother expired when i was 4. were not exactly best friends.
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18 years ago
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Hi. Looks like you're a tough girl. A sniper, huh? I'm glad our countries are in good relations...
It's impressive that you with your mom are able to take care of so many animals. And how many venomous ones amongst your snakes?
@ranmaru - and what are you waiting for? 😛
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18 years ago
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oh, we dont have any poisonous snakes, or ones that dont fit into aregular sized terraririum (our house is a karavan..).
my mom also got the idea that i wont take care of any pet other than my own. aka - one dog, one ferret. both well behaved (towards me).
and with my position as a director, also considering my childhood experiences, i HAVE to be tough...
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18 years ago
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wow... there's no day without a new introduction 😀
it's good that the rats are frozen otherwise i think there would be horror in your house... i guess you would be hunting them down, right? 😛
whatever

18 years ago
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no... actually i used to raise rats.. they get to the size of small dogs if u let them.. but then they multiplied from 2 to 14, and then to 30, and so on.. and began to eat eachother if they were hungry... so i kinda gave them to my mom.
if they were running freely around the house i would probably catch them and put them in a cage (we have alot of those around here) and then give them to my mom...snake food. but most chances my dog and ferrets will find them first. and then its dog/ferret food....
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18 years ago
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oh... so you are actually against them being in your fridge, right? well i wouldn't be happy about that either. 🤢
whatever
this might sound stupid...but y would your mom want to keep them in the fridge?
sigh i just realized i never introduced myself either

18 years ago
Posts: 66
Hi Mascia, it's really nice to meet you!! 😀
Gosh, we live in two completely different countries (i'm italian), i'm so impressed by your lifestyle (little snakes included 😛 )
I'm happy i can meet so many intersting people thanks to this forum, 🤣
Anyway, have a good time here!
Kisses
From Atlantis to Interzone!

18 years ago
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my mom would freeze snakes for the same reason normal, innocent, and sane ppl would freeze popsicles. the snakes eat them later.
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18 years ago
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I'm surprised no one has asked yet on why she would want to be a sniper a.k.a a killer?
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my mom would freeze snakes for the same reason normal, innocent, and sane ppl would freeze popsicles. the snakes eat them later.
WTH!? well i would understand that...but does that mean you eat the rats too!!? well i'm not too surprised i mean people sometimes eat dogs, bugs, over here they eat chicks while its still in the egg(embryo of the chicken if you dont understand). and i've heard somewhere they eat the brain of a monkey while its still alive...i'm not talking about natives. its really a delicacy in some high class restaurant... 😲