I was watching the new eps. of Kalkofes Mattscheibe (a German satire show) and found out that we managed to actually murder satire this decade. Long story short, vagina weightlifting is now a thing on German prime time tv!

Honey Boo Boo and especially Naked and Afraid seemed to be THE bottom of the barrel for good but we did. To quote a Youtube comment: "This is sure shit that you can´t reach it with satire anymore". I agree, as the intended audience are housewives, the elderly and the unemployed.

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Trying to find something to eat after I had to throw out the entire contents of my fridge. And haven't been able to grocery shop because I've had to work 50+ hours in the last 3 days... And now that I finally have some down time, I'm too exhausted!

I am a breath of insanity in a world of chaos.

Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.

It's not today but yesterday.. but I spilled some fish sauce on my sleeve and had to work all day wafting my fishy goodness to patients and colleagues.

Car not starting when I had an appointment with the doctor...

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My anime drive crashed irrecoverably. Had a friend who does things like that as a sidejob take a look at it. After a day and a half of letting the program he had trying to find anything and spending 4-5 hours trying to do it manually he gave up. (~2tb of anime down the drain...) Oh well, time to get downloading again I guess. Luckily I live in the country with the third fastest internet speed in the world...

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60 minutes estimated wait at border lineup
they don't even have it organised; you move 1 carlength at a time for the whole time instead of 50 cars going in while everyone chills for the light to change and send in 50 more cars
mmm 60 minutes of hundreds of car engines idling, Tasty fumes!

I woke up today, and realized I didnt finish my work.

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the difficulty level of my college coursework. and also, a driver on my way home (I cycle every day)

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My little sister got sick

How the hell is the 2018 reboot of the Unabomber getting crazier by the day? Not only are more bombs being discovered that exclusively targeted Trump critics. No, the US president is blaming it all on CNN. Repeatedly!?! Has he missed the memo that CNN got a bomb delivered to their main offices? ?

Trump will turn into a second James Buchanan if he goes on like this...

Edit: I just saw the bomber´s van only minutes after posting. Jesus Christ. Not even the greatest satirist could have made up a better picture. It´s so scary it´s almost funny.

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My boss making me pointlessly capitalize certain terms... trying and failing to convince my boss that we shouldn't tweet news from early September in late October.

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How the hell is the 2018 reboot of the Unabomber getting crazier by the day? Not only are more bombs being discovered that exclusively targeted Trump critics. No, the US president is blaming it all on CNN. Repeatedly!?! Has he missed the memo that CNN got a bomb delivered to their main offices? ?

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Trump imagines himself as being in a constant state of victimhood. Nothing could make him acknowledge that the anti-CNN sentiments of the bomber (as expressed on the hilariously insane van) were probably inspired by his rhetoric. ?

Not to worry, I hear that they caught the white supremacist, homosexual, American-Indian, Filipino, mentally-unstable, part-time stripper, part-time DJ, part-time bouncer, former professional soccer player, Trump supporting, DEMOCRAT from Broward County, Florida; who owns a van (With license plates from North Carolina and windows illegally covered in fresh stickers proclaiming to High Heaven that "CNN Sucks" and that Trump is the "God Emperor of America" ) that allowed him to deliver over a dozen bombs (NONE of which can actually function as a "bomb" ) along the 2500 mile United States Eastern coastline (As well as one politician in Los Angeles, which adds another 5600 miles for a round trip) within the span of a few days, and managing to PERSONALLY DELIVER these bomb to news stations, politicians, and Robert De Niro himself (All people who just so happen to be vocal critics of the current U.S. president, have the most to gain by this incident happening, and the coincidence of this very incident happening to these very people just two weeks away from one of the biggest midterms in recent history where it's no secret that the American Left is going to lose all of it's power) without alerting the Secret Service (Because some of the people who received these "bombs" included former Presidents) and personal security, or raise any flags with any local or national police services (Since the guy as a long police record dating back 15 years) when said bomber was acquiring the materials to make these devices, or when seeing the guy's van was driving down the street stating "There's nothing suspicious here to see", OR when the guy was able to "covertly" drop the packages off on numerous occasions without anyone stopping the guy to address the simple fact that he isn't a postman, that he doesn't belong there, and wondering just how is it he was able to get past security. Also, and get a load of this, here are the "bombs" (Have you ever seen such a beautiful example of destruction equipment?):

[img]https://i.imgur.com/T4gwDiH.png[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/Zq4HwR2.png[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/xcrCP7I.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.dragonflycave.com/wpay/mew.gif[/img]

Trump´s cabinet managed to pull it´s 3rd government shutdown. It´s a Christmas miracle everyone!
You know, I am a government employee. I wonder how my co-workers would react if our government shut us down randomly to build a wall at the border of Poland or something.
2 to 6 more years of this... Ho boi.

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I broke a tooth on a piece of bone embedded in some dried meat...

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I found out I lost my wallet at an amusement park. I'm on a trip overseas, and that wallet basically has all my identification and money inside.