How do you read your dirty manga without getting caught?

18 years ago
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I do what most people here do. I quickly switch to something else it's usually is MU. Though I believe I may have been caught before. My sister wanted to use the computer when she asked me I was startled. I made the mistake of clicking on my the next tab multiple times. So the image flashed onto the screen about three times. I am glad I was on MU when that happened. She didn't say anything about it, so maybe it flashed across the screen too fast for her to really see what it was.
How old's your sister. If she's older she's probably smart enough to blackmail you with something like that but if she's really young she might get scared and automatically tell your parents.
Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢
Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak

18 years ago
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i also forgot to mention that ctrl+shift+z automatically renames all the tabs when you have tabrenamizer installed
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18 years ago
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Quote from xombiemonkey
How old's your sister. If she's older she's probably smart enough to blackmail you with something like that but if she's really young she might get scared and automatically tell your parents.
Hahahaha My sister is twenty years old, and she has had plenty of opportunities to say something about it (or use it as blackmail) but she hasn't. Anyway, I am buying myself a laptop this week so switching tabs will be a thing of the past.
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Quote from xombiemonkey
You've got a damn nice sister.
Quite the opposite actually.
@sweet despair
I don't want to get blackmailed, but I am just saying if she wanted to use it against me she would have already. I really think she didn't get a good look at it, so I am not terribly worried about it.

18 years ago
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You've got a damn nice sister.
Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢
Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak

18 years ago
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wut u want to be blackmailed??
i wouldve blackmailed my sis if i found out...>_>
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18 years ago
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I have a program called multidesk you can have 9 different desktops and its free so thats always a thumbs up
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18 years ago
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Oh my god... I'm surprised to see so many people hiding what they read... I mean, when I was living at home and sharing the computer with the rest of the family they all knew that I was reading smut and yaoi. The only thing they asked me was not to let my niece see. Really, you hide it!!?
"Why can't you be mean like aunt HeurekaH?"

18 years ago
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Yes, because unlike your parents, ours don't want us to become perverts. Esecially if we're attracted to people that aren't even real.
Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢
Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak
18 years ago
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Quote from xombiemonkey
Yes, because unlike your parents, ours don't want us to become perverts. Esecially if we're attracted to people that aren't even real.
Hey! First I'm DUDE and now I'm a pervert... well, I thank you all for the fine compliments. perhaps my PARENT is just a little bit more open with sex. I mean, it's just something fictional that you read, nothing less, nothing more. My mums the kind of mom that would accept her teenage son keeping porn under his bed or her teenage daughter having SAFE sex. We think of sex as a natural thing in my family, is that a bad thing?
"Why can't you be mean like aunt HeurekaH?"

18 years ago
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No, I just find it a little odd. And I wasn't trying to call you a pervert, but if you think about it, everyone is at least somewhat perverted.
Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢
Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak
18 years ago
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Haha, no, I was just joking. It's just that the whole idea of hiding what you read is odd to me. I mean, me and my family, an most of my friends and their families are open about things like sex. I mean, my best friends mom won't let her husband decorate the gingerbread house for christmas because he always makes breast and penis on them. Nothing is sacred, we joke and talk about everything. 😀
"Why can't you be mean like aunt HeurekaH?"

18 years ago
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I would never want to be that open with my parents. Whenever I talk about sex even a little with my parents it just feels really awkward.
Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢
Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak
18 years ago
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yepzorz... same here, talking about with parents who grew up in a rural area is easy as long as it has to do with a)studying or b)health (like body health not the sexual kind). Parents I have are kinda cool in a way that they are almost open, to the point that anything I say can and will be used against me in the court of getting my allowances and privileges of using computer lolz.
Well, it's almost obvious, and my monitor is facing against the door, so I at least have half a second to press alt+tab to hide stuff. I usually have a java program compiler or something, so the excuse that I'm having a hard time can be used (very useful especially when your sweating and can' explain why your wearing only shorts too lolz)
Also, think I'll try the cd-something sometime

18 years ago
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Yeah, same here. To me even watching a movie like 300 with my dad is awkward.
Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢
Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak

18 years ago
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I feel awkward watching movies with just kissing or flirting with my dad. Its just so uncomfortable. Like, if there's a slut in a movie, he'll be all, "Dont grow up to be like that, Violet! Guys like smart girls, not town bicycles."
I get the feeling if I told him I was getting married, he'd kill the guy...
-.-
Jeebuz, i'll just keep two manga tabs, MU tab, and a playlist tab open. The original smutty tab, and a cliche-y shounen sports one =D