Believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
17 years ago
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(in response to http://www.mangaupdates.com/showtopic.php?tid=949)
Hi everyone! I'm here to spread the word of the GOSPEL OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!! HAVE YOU BEEN TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE?? Read up about our revolutionary ideas of "tolerance" "acceptance" and "not shoving your religion into other people's faces"!
Join the Church of the flying spaghetti monster now and be "touched" by His noodly appendage!
More info:
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
The FSM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_spaghetti_monster
17 years ago
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Quote from funkmu1
Read up about our revolutionary ideas of "tolerance" "acceptance" and "not shoving your religion into other people's faces"!
Oh, how I love sarcasm. No, I'd rather eat him. Actually, I ate a nice meal of spaghetti for lunch. Sorry, His Holiness is not available until next spaghetti Friday at college canteen 😛
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Read up about our revolutionary ideas of "tolerance" "acceptance" and "not shoving your religion into other people's faces"!
Oh, how I love sarcasm. No, I'd rather eat him. Actually, I ate a nice meal of spaghetti for lunch. Sorry, His Holiness is not available until next spaghetti Friday at college canteen 😛
I ate him too. 😀
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17 years ago
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It's ok! Eat the FSM to your hearts content, the Creator is immortal, no matter how much you eat, He will return full and in His glory! That way He can cure world hunger! 😛
17 years ago
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I am so happy to see something like this here, FSM ftw? Hell, least it makes more sense then that cracked out religion Tom Cruise follows
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17 years ago
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Can I start a religion dedicated to the great consumers of human flesh, the Immortals who make their sacrifices one of their own, originally made by the science of man, now made through their own means, those which follow their pure desire and forsake their pasts, those who believe nothing, think nothing, contemplate nothing, feel nothing, and fear nothing?
I'll be a head priest. This way donations can fund further research
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17 years ago
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LoL. I read about this in The God Delusion. I thought it was a joke....never thought it was actually true...
Nice religion though. That's the one religion I'll sign up for.
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17 years ago
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srry i had NO idea wut ur talking bout...>_> and i usually do...T-T
but i'll say yes ^^ cuz the FSM sounds funn XD
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17 years ago
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FSM and the whole Pastfarianism thing is one big unfunny internet joke that got taken out of proportion by unfunny people, just like every other internet joke of the past five years.
Oh, you don't like creationism? Hilarious. Dress up like a pirate and make yourself look like an ass in front of everyone else, that'll teach 'em!
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17 years ago
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Quote from CapnSamwise
FSM and the whole Pastfarianism thing is one big unfunny internet joke that got taken out of proportion by unfunny people, just like every other internet joke of the past five years.
Oh, you don't like creationism? Hilarious. Dress up like a pirate and make yourself look like an ass in front of everyone else, that'll teach 'em!
All this coming from a unfunny person...
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17 years ago
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All this coming from a unfunny person...
Don't you have a bridge you need to be living under?
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17 years ago
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All this coming from a unfunny person...
Just cause its true doesn't mean you can say it 🙂
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17 years ago
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I consider Flying Spaghetti monster to be quite interesting. It's just another satirical scientists making fun of the theory of intelligent design.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
It's not about Creationism, which is religion. It's about intelligent design, the belief of human creation from alien. [Sometimes, I'm tired of correcting mistakes]
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17 years ago
Posts: 2009
Quote from ares6
I consider Flying Spaghetti monster to be quite interesting. It's just another satirical scientists making fun of the theory of intelligent design.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
It's not about Creationism, which is religion. It's about intelligent design, the belief of human creation from alien.
Creationism is intelligent design 😛 , wouldnt consider it a theory either, you at least some factual evidence in order for it to be a theory.
17 years ago
Posts: 2009
And, the first Prophet for the FSM is Bobby Henderson, a physics major from Oregon State University who was touched by His noodly appendage to bring His Word into the world. But hey if you dont believe in him that's ok! It's stated in the 1st I'd Really Rather You Didn't:
"I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject."
