Okay, I know this will probably end as a battle of the sexes, but
whatever. The responses will be amusing, that's what I'm in it for. 🤣

IMO, it really depends on the person and how hygienic they are. And "objectively" both have their advantages/disadvantages. Like, a penis is easier to reach, duh. >.> But a vagina cleans itself (no, ladies?). So that evens each other out. o.o There's the whole menstruation thing going on, and some guys don't wipe themselves after peeing. D:

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Vagooooo!

Leukorrhoeaaarrrggh!

Just wash both and be done with it. 🤣

If you've ever thought or said "Nice Guys finish last" and really meant it, then you should probably read this LJ post by DivaLion. It's incredibly insightful whether you're male or female.

From a bumper sticker I like:
"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

Like, a penis is easier to reach, duh. >.> But a vagina cleans itself (no, ladies?). So that evens each other out. o.o There's the whole menstruation thing going on, and some guys don't wipe themselves after peeing. D:

I'm LOLing. 🤣

It really depends on the person.
And like Liria said - just wash it.

If you want, it's easier to mess up a vagina.
With all the perfumed hygine products like pads, tampons and whatnot.
Some women get allergic to that stuff. Some just leave it for too long.
There's also the soap thing... You aren't supposed to rub yourself with soap down there, ladies. 🙂

Then we have men.
Oh you fowl beasts wash your damn folds.
Parents who don't want to show their boys how to wash it in detail go for circumcision (and later say it's for general hygiene).

Take care of your privates, people.

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If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

The ass is the most unhygienic.

So I'm not voting >.>

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both...i dont think i have to explain myself...

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Just wash both and be done with it. 🤣

This should be everyones answer

Your keyboard is the most unhygienic! 🤣

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Vagooooo!

Leukorrhoeaaarrrggh!

Seconded 🤣

The penis is much more easier to...clean.

...now I feel all filthy by contributing to this thread xD
go takes a shower

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Where do you come up with these topics 😕

Anyway I think the vagina is, the penis is easier to clean. But it also depends

No one gives a shit what trite garbage you write here.

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Just wash both and be done with it. 🤣

Agreed.

This thread is making my eyes rot 🤢

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Then we have men.
Oh you fowl beasts wash your damn folds.
Parents who don't want to show their boys how to wash it in detail go for circumcision (and later say it's for general hygiene).

Take care of your privates, people.

AHAHAHA amazing. 🤣

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Parents who don't want to show their boys how to wash it in detail go for circumcision (and later say it's for general hygiene).

I heard somewhere that the majority percentage of parents deciding for circumcision is because of the mother's aesthetic preference.

I actually keep my penis cleaner than my hands.

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I actually keep my penis cleaner than my hands.

that's hot ;D

erhhm, i think penises are probably cleaner. you can't really clean a vagina... don't even bring up douche bags, ew. imagine all the cotton and blood and stuff that gets stuck up there if you wear tampons? and the cream and just like... ew. vaginas are gross ;D bad kitty, meooow

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I actually keep my penis cleaner than my hands.

Good practice, no one likes a stinking sausage or banana or stick or pencil or water bottle or candle or broom stick or tree or flag pole or syringe or caterpillar or Naruto or dick....you get the idea.

Well Calibre, I have a video for you. 🤣

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this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic

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I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.