How to rule the world!

16 years ago
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hypothetically asking if there were ever a procedure of how to rule the world guide was wondering what are the procedures! and also what would the world be if you are ever the ruler and as well what would you banned and allow!
Step # 1 PENCIL!
Etc ...
Step # 3423947 destroy the world
cause after i'm done, i'm bored so lets go out with a bang ^^ 😀
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16 years ago
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Quote from TimeManInJail
Step # 3423947 destroy the world
how do you rule something you've destroyed?

16 years ago
Posts: 909
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Quote from TimeManInJail
Step # 3423947 destroy the world
how do you rule something you've destroyed?
thats after having ruled the world.....
create a world crisis ect. then invent something ect that will prevent this, save the globe sorta thing that will give you worldwide popularity and everyone will be indebted to you. with that power, take over!!!!

16 years ago
Posts: 492
oh! you make my fav thread. i always wanted to take over the world and become the benevolent leader XD
step
#1 - begin small talk
#2 - persuade people
#3 - create a group
#4 - gather more people
#5 - upgrade into an organization
#6 - hire a television station to advertise
#7 - start taking over
#8 - assassinated by others
my ruling would be...
-swim suit is the only clothes allowed. either that or naked >=3
-air gear anime and manga must be continued until the world ends
-creating ATs is an obligation
-give me a super computer that can run windows... >.>
Let's get Kickin' ...whatever that means
control the mind of all nation's leaders..
One Word.
Capitalism.
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16 years ago
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Quote from lightning90
-swim suit is the only clothes allowed. either that or naked >=3
You really want a world filled with http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/accidentally-seeing-a-very-fat-man-going-upstairs-in-a-thong-67656.jpg 🤣

16 years ago
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Quote from shade449
Quote from lightning90
-swim suit is the only clothes allowed. either that or naked >=3
You really want a world filled with http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/accidentally-seeing-a-very-fat-man-going-upstairs-in-a-thong-67656.jpg 🤣
you are so mean for posting that link 🙁 my poor eyes. 🤢

16 years ago
Posts: 437
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Quote from shade449
Quote from lightning90
-swim suit is the only clothes allowed. either that or naked >=3
You really want a world filled with http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/accidentally-seeing-a-very-fat-man-going-upstairs-in-a-thong-67656.jpg 🤣
you are so mean for posting that link 🙁 my poor eyes. 🤢
I agree!!! D=
Anyways, my plan to get to the top as a dictator would be:
1- Get connections during high school. Teachers are the best sorts of important connections.
2- Go to College and study some career that can let me get inside the govt
3- Become some one important
4- Win People's vote
5- Become the president
6- Overthrow the govt and let the country become a fascist superpower
7- Join alliances with other countries
8- Kill the leaders of the other countries who are not in my alliance
9- Kill the leaders in my alliance
10- Make everyone work to produce me entertainment. =3
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16 years ago
Posts: 363
wow this is kinda like my bring the world to chaos plan 😛
#1 establish a group of people with me as the leader
#2 place detonation deveice at all military bases around the world
#3 detonate atomic bomb in the atmosfere creating an EMP (got this from Highschool of the dead 😛 )
#4 all milatary personal are called to base to restore order, so detonate explosives
#5 with all autority gone i can use my own group to seize control over an area
#6 expand control to the WORLD!!!!! 😛 😛
and then ill be king of the world MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
then i would give command to my most trusted men and live life the hell i want to 😀

16 years ago
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As if I'd tell you...
If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

16 years ago
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As if I'd tell you...
My thoughts exactly.
But I will say that trying to take over the world without a mech is lame and not worth doing.
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16 years ago
Posts: 492
you've pinpoint the missing piece of my plan..
invent mech, sell it through out the world..
and then find an arch enemy..
so me and him can go
"AAATHHRUUNNNN!!!!"
"KIIIIIRRAAAAA!!!!!"
BOOM!!
Let's get Kickin' ...whatever that means

16 years ago
Posts: 539
pffft Mechs. Magic > mechs. BUT when you have magical mech that has a super powerful laser beam that goes "pewpew" and can potentially destroy a small country, the world is already yours.
1.Create a new fear.
2.Volunteer to make it void.
3.Rise to power.
4.Look loving.
5.Remain a bit mysterious.
6.Save babies from burning orphanages.
7.Do something to make yourself a culture icon.
8.Use hands for evil deeds.
9.Discard and deceive hands!
10.Let everybody think that your domination was their idea.
11.Become the saviour of the people.
12.Be everybody's friend!
13.Victory and a new hi-score.