Pretend fainting near a L.H. only to be taken to a hospital by my date.

"I love you like the plant that never blooms yet carries in itself the light of hidden flowers.
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul" - Sonnet XVII

So, there's this certain convo, that links are occasionally posted in, that I have more than once just clicked on without thinking, because when I see that underline, I can't help but click it. After clicking these links, there is no innocence that can be left in a person. I need to get that impulse under control.

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When I was 20, I was hanging out at the mall with one of my friends AND GOT SECOND HOLES IN MY EARS! GASP
I lead a boring, predictable life.

I am a breath of insanity in a world of chaos.

Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.

When I was 12, I snuck some H-Manga from a store to their bathrooms and had a field day with it. I got caught after I finished, and they interrogated me and asked for my personal information. I gave them fake info and I was supposedly banned from the store.

Guess I wasn't banned for long cause I went in the store 3 weeks later and no one told me anything. 🤣

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The cool part is that I never get tired of being deceived

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Just because someone's head was chopped off doesn't mean they're dead. That's just silly.

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Jumped to the bottom of a 20-30 flight of stairs for fun.... i left in an ambulance... , i also recently broke a window cus of a impulse reaction, it wasn't cus i was pissed, just random and punched without thinking and broke right through a window....

I've broken someone's nose on impulse (it was on impulse since at the moment that guy wasn't even around, I just felt like hitting him in the face, but he deserved it anyways), traveled (somewhat) long distances (usually by car, train or foot), snuck my way into some random Karate (or Taekwondo) tournament the day when I just had fever the day before, skipping school and going have fun somewhere instead. Lots of things I do are done by impulse, but nothing crazy or especially weird.

Far-off places with sweet sounding names.

I habitually spend lots of money I don't have. So I'm fairly deeply in debt to my sister. In my defence I have to say that my sister spurs me on. I probably wouldn't have bought that fake leather jacket a few months back if she hadn't been needling me about it all the time...

Other than that I'm fairly boring and normal. Well, I did have a rather heavy make-out session with some random guy in the middle of the street once. I wasn't even attracted to him. I just felt like doing it. Once again though, my sister is partially to blame. She was the one planting the idea in my head... Come to think of it... I think my sister is to blame for most of my impulsive/stupid actions. It's so comfortable to be able to blame someone else 😛

Oh, right, and there's that New year's eve a few years back when I drank 2 bottles of vodka and ended up doing some x-rated things with a guy (whom I had just been introduced to earlier that evening) while three others were sleeping in the same room (one of them in the same bed even)... Can't blame my sister for that one, unfortunately... So I blame the vodka 😛

@Shaggie
But those pictures are so nice. Who knows what you'd miss if you didn't click them. The One Piece tentacle one was nice, ne? 😀

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@Shaggie
But those pictures are so nice. Who knows what you'd miss if you didn't click them. The One Piece tentacle one was nice, ne? 😀

No, I still have nightmares. shudder 😢

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I impulsively posted in this topic after seeing it in the News section

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