It was part of a deal that you got $100 in accessories, and the store really only had cases and screen protectors. Still, the name brand case failed my expectations to such a degree I didn't bother with the warranty. Screen protector did its job, though.

I've got a S-20fe (the 95% model, as I call it) and can grab the corners with one hand... though I put enough pressure on it that after 3 years I think the frame is slightly bent as a result. The case would turn it into a 2 hand phone. Also, that makes phone number 2 to bend.

Best case I ever had was a... "binder" case for the LG G3 vigor (smaller, budget version of the G3 with close enough performance). It was durable, super thin, had a circular hole where you could see part of the screen, and magnets let the phone know when the case was closed so that you could interface with the phone through the hole using a special interface.

I miss LG phones, their software was meh, but their hardware and ambition, especially the test production models, were amazing.

I'm a jack of all trades but master of none. Too many jars and not enough hands.

*smartphone

I have two phones but the choices are nonsensical because they're a landline and an old candybar phone.

Far-off places with sweet sounding names.