Well some that I can remember:

Talk Nerdy To Me...

Keep staring, I might do a trick!

I am confused, Wait..maybe I am not

Good Boys Need Spankings Too!

And a lot more.

Lift and lick.

Textually active.

I go away and suddenly the spammers are the mods. Okay, I can adjust to that, but... Gorath?! And what's up with Mam's not being the top poster?

210 days until I'm legal, Indy!

ZombieKing ihas been challenged! Now it's between him, Blissful_wulf and Mamsmilk. And maybe Dr. Love.

[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/store/imgs/witty_square_0.png[/img]

"Maybe if this shirt is witty enough someone will finally love me"

You're unique, just like everyone else.

only 2 shirts with phrases i ever had

sorry girls i only date models

and

rakia correcting people

(rakia is an alcohol, a very strong alchohol)

If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

Quote from Layhe

I have an avatar like that, but I'd love to own a shirt saying: "I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, you better catch up."
A shirt I snickered at (worn by this gorgeous brown haired guy): "I'm a virgin, can you help me out of this?" or something like that.
I had a "10 Commandments of a happy person" shirt. It was quite entertaining up to a point when I had to translate it to every single person I've met.
Oh and my favourite one, gotta buy this one next time I see it: "I'm Polish. NOT retarded."

Lol, I like all ur funnies!! My latest choices are "Go forth and Multiply" and this..Find more here

Quote from Cerulean

i own both shirts:

genius by birth, slacker by choice
born to party, forced to work

😎

😲 OMG! THese are so ME!!

[img]http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd199/vivharv/Gokusen-1.jpg[/img]

I, like most people here, haven't the shirt I wish for....

"/Not a pedo"
[I don't think one like this exists...

(a piece of cake with a candle)
"The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie"

"Your skill in Reading has increased by one point"
(picture of an open book)

.../l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、 ~ヽ
　じしf_,)

some of my favourite ones i have seen:

"Its a kilt. if i wore something under it, then it would be a skirt"
"chavs suck, innit"
"I Am Not Drunk There Is Something Wrong With The Gravity"

Ah, one I really liked my mum bought me randomly. It has this picture of a box on it and says: "How can I think outside the box if they don't let me out of it?"

And a popular shirt that I make seems to be, "Everything's cute until it explodes!"

~Sanzaki Kojika
(Project Kurai Ryu) - (Kojika's DA Page)

I love shirts from David and Goliath, Inc:

• "Hold my purse while I beat up your boyfriend."
• "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
• "Alzheimer: The friendly disease. Meeting new people everyday!"
• "What if the hokey pokey was what it's all about?"
• "Crime pays. I stole this shirt."
• "I wore this shirt yesterday."

And:
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/shuro/3196_0L.jpg[/img]

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/shuro/5930.jpg[/img]

[img]http://img.userbars.pl/69/13603.gif[/img]

well I happen to like my friend's t-shirt "there are 10 types of people in this world, those who know binary and those who don't".
and "2+2=5 (for especially large values of 2)"
also:
front "Schrödinger's cat is alive"
back "Schrödinger's cat is dead"

yeah I think those are from thinkgeek, I love most of the stuff there.

Sorry for being incoherent

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

hmmm i have a few i'm quite proud of

My green Wallmart tee the says "i used to think lazy was bad for my health so i stopped thinking"

i have my black tee with a huge middle finger and txt on the bottom in really small letter saying "seriosly if your this close...just do it allready"

and my personal favorite"If you see the police WarnaBros." obviously in the warna Bros logo

hmm thats all i can think of ryte now...i have a buncha ones with just funny images on em or old school stuff like my supermario world shirt...i killed for it...literally

[img]http://www.ixdrive.co.uk/img/584e3ee8a9c18da0e85d0ea21ad9f874.gif[/img]

"You just bleed there and think about what you've done!"

Quote from Chizuwakamafa

(a piece of cake with a candle)
"The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie"

Awww Portal FTW!

I have one that says Combo Breaker and it shows two karate dressed up guys and ones getting punched in the balls =]

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/Shadowgt/nemcompr_01.gif[/img]

It's so bad that I actually like it:
[img]http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/9040/93641137lt8.png[/img]

Also...
[img]http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/2207/a696thumbyc3.jpg[/img][img]http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/4310/a841thumbay8.jpg[/img]

...there are far too many politically incorrect shirts that I'm fond of.

poof "SHOUJOMAN IS HERE!"
Just Lynz, drop the -ajw