"If you're Hot, I'll make you wet"

Where do they come up with this stuff? XD

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"If you're Hot, I'll make you wet"

Where do they come up with this stuff? XD

When they have played office basketball
for 6 hours, I think that nothing else comes up. 🤣

on the front:
i am schizophrenic.

on the back:
me too.

...
makes me laugh every time.

For all nerdy and funny t-shirts: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel

Some good ones
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/sciencemath/8964/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/frustrations/90bc/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/frustrations/9644/

Also not there but good "I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings, I'm a drunk!

Double dino to micro crimp!!!

canada america's hat

-Damn right I'm good in bed!
I can sleep all day!
-I'm out of bed, what more do you want?
-Pretty, Prettier, Me!!
-Non-smokers also die (I love that one, 'cause I'm a smoker XD)
-You can either agree with me, or be wrong!
-I may be bald, but I'll never have a bad hair day
-Haha there's this t-shirt in Holland that says : As Finishing touch, god created the Dutch

It only takes one bullet

I find word t-shirts annoying. 😐

But then again, I do own one that says "I'll swash buckle any landlubber me sees"

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Well I like "Guns don't kill people gaping holes though vital oragans kill people." ^^^.

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Quote from blakraven66

"If you're Hot, I'll make you wet"

Where do they come up with this stuff? XD

When they have played office basketball
for 6 hours, I think that nothing else comes up. 🤣

even in the worst pick up lines thread we have better lines. who would want to be near someone with a t-shirt saying "If you're Hot, I'll make you wet" on it? 🤢

"Bier formte diesen wunderschönen Körper"
It's German and it means "Beer formed this beautiful body". These shirts must be worn by guys with a nice beer belly.

We weep for a bird's cry, but not for a fish's blood. Blessed are those with a voice.

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"Bier formte diesen wunderschönen Körper"
It's German and it means "Beer formed this beautiful body". These shirts must be worn by guys with a nice beer belly.

🤣 that would be fun to read actually^^

I only date Rich Boys.

shirt with a white bronco and it says "drink apple juice, cause OJ will kill you."

"Let's put a smile on that face."

"I Speak English" worn by ethnic people

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None that I could possibly share in this thread. 🤣 Tasteless, perverted phrases/pickup lines on hats, shirts, and belt buckles have somehow turned into a hobby of mine.

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.