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Godfather III


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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
I walked out of the theater less than half way through the movie.

You were one of the lucky ones then.
That movie was the biggest pile of sh*t ever.
The only part that made me smirk a little was the big fight in the middle of the movie.
I guess its just one of those movies you either love or hate with no middle ground.
I also hated Napoleon Dynamite. It was such a retarded steaming pile of ....


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Not another teen movie is kinda fun parody

Starship Troopers 2 Just.. Never ever see it.. You will regret it... Just happened to stumble on it and watched it since I liked the first, but gah.. Horrible

Second Starship Troopers 2. umm... Any film made by Micheal Moore. He makes Al Gore look smart.


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meet the spartans...unless you like those stupid parodies


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Michael Bay's version of Transformers - quite possibly the worst excuse for a movie in recent memory. It's not that I came to it with fanboy expectations (I was only mildly interested in the original toys, TV shows, etc., although the original 80's movie is still good, cheesy fun), it's just that it failed on so many levels not even associated with the IP itself.

The only thing even remotely passable about the movie was the special effects, but even those weren't any better than any other summer popcorn flick.

Seriously, anyone even remotely associated with this movie in any way, shape or form should be dragged out in the street and shot in the face.


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The Matrix sequels - only good up to the first, 'cause you can actually end it up to that point. Every one after seems more like milking machines. I prefer Equilibrium over it.

Street Fighter The Move - pure crap for a Van Damme film (or did just everything he did turn to crap) doesn't even have a Chun-Li shower scene -.-

Daredevil - Ben Afleck in loose tights! My eyes, THEY BURN!

Every apparatus-type films like Stardust - too perfect of an ending is an overused ploy.


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That Lord of the Ring cartoon one, it fails in all ways...


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If Eragon has yet to be mentioned, consider it...mentioned.

That was such a terrible movie. Somehow it was worse than those god-awful novels that spawned it.

Of course, it did have one redeeming feature--a shining light of sorts: Jeremy Irons as the wise old man. The role most people will know him for is voicing Scar in the Lion King.

Well, in person, he's ten times more badass. I mancrush* Jeremy Irons.

*That's not gay; it means that someday I would like to have a drink with him in a seedy bar and talk about sports.


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The Warriors.


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high school musical ~ why did they even bother to make the sequel? 🤢


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Any Kurt Russel movie.


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high school musical ~ why did they even bother to make the sequel? 🤢

Having a 13 year old sister did not help in my attempts to avoid this movie or its sequels...


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high school musical ~ why did they even bother to make the sequel? 🤢

shudder there are no words to describe how crap that is. when i was forced to watch it (dam kids), i could actually feel my brain starting to turn into mush 😔


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Narnia - gave me a hernia 🤢

Any movie starring Will Ferrell - The idiot annoys the fuck outta me.

90% of movies starring Jean Claude Van Damn - no explanation needed.

Titanic - Not really a bad movie, I just have a personal beef with it because of the number of times I was dragged by fangirls to watch the damn thing.

Any movie about Nascar - Cos watching farm machinery pootling around in circles isn't racing.

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Godfather III Not as good as the first two, but I still liked it.

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The Matrix sequels - only good up to the first, 'cause you can actually end it up to that point. Every one after seems more like milking machines. Agreed.... the only thing good about the sequels was the Ducati.


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high school musical ~ why did they even bother to make the sequel? 🤢

Having a 13 year old sister did not help in my attempts to avoid this movie or its sequels...

talk about 13 year olds---> twilight.
i mean, spidermonkey?? and the little (and big) girls were swooning over him throughout the whole movie. and crying. oh the movie was bad too.

and beowulf. the scenes they showed in the trailers were the only good parts. my friend who dragged us into the theatre was the first to fall asleep.


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