Welcome to Mods Unchained.

Bring pepper-spray for future visits... taser would be safer.

Call Bedob if in trouble... he has badgers and yetis.

😛

Point & Squirt

Banana~!

You only need Nutella, and you'll be perfect 😃

Welcome.

Owwowow.
Welcome and do listen to the sayings of Gan.

Bienvenue! Ravi d'avoir fait ta connaissance.
Moi je suis sparrow. Ça va?

Ok, that's pretty much everything that I can remember from the 5 years of French lessons at school (and I'm not even sure about the grammar...). I guess we have to stick to English from now on :-)

We weep for a bird's cry, but not for a fish's blood. Blessed are those with a voice.