i was nver caught by my parents all right but thier was this one time.

this happened this February my friend asked me to him some manga hentai (he was noob back then). So i did, but that fool put it on his ipod and brought it to school. Then my other friend was checking out at lunch when he came across a file that said "surya's manga". now you probebly can guess what was in it but anyways it wasnt this person who i was worried about (cause i know he was into hentai himself) but the 10 other behind him who didn't really know me. now that was embarrassing (it all around school by the end of the day) but thankfully my lie worked. i said that wasnt mine but my friends and was prank on me and guess what they believed that. I dont know why but people think im a saint or something (a few of the annoying ones once commented that i probably didnt even know what pussy was). Got to say my pride as man was what the heavist blow that week

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The dorms are a great place to catch your neighbors in the act. We had one guy who collected looots of pr0n. So he asked if me and my roomates could computer sit over the summer since he lived out in Hawaii and shipping off the mainland is way expensive. (We are all girls btw). We invite the rest of our floor over for a "viewing" just to see what kind he has - man, for a straight guy, he sure had a lot of boy on boy pr0n. He never lived that down.

Then there was also they guy you could hear throughout the day, bed frame creaking. But every time his roommate would walk in, he'd be watching basketball across the room from his computer, wireless keyboard across his lap. He thought he was good, but we all knew.

I was sorta busted. A while back I had my friend take a look at my comp to like get rid of the viruses on it (I was really dumb with computers at the time) there were lots of those pop-ups the mature kind and like my computer was really sucking. So he goes digging into the computer and finds the viruses and when they were created and at what site they came from. He could read the urls so he knew what was going on. He just gave me a really weird look and didn't say anything (thankfully). Still, I was pretty embarrassed.

im at uni now so i dont have to worry about getting caught, but when i was in high school i had a room in the basement while my parents had a room on the 2nd floor. plus i have always had my own PC so luckily i dont have any fun stories to tell.

@Varna: that was pretty clever for 8 yo

as for me, hmm both of my parents have 0 computer knowledge so I dont have anything to worry, well now I live alone in different country too.

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I was in year 7 when my sister walked in the computer room with my screen on a porn website. She screamed out "OH MY GOD! I'm gonna tell mom~"(note: she's a year older than me). So I chased her around the house screaming "It's not like that!" She then locked herself in her room leaving me outside, worrying like hell, i almost kicked down the door 😛 When my mom was finally told of the incident, i told her: "THEY WERE POPUPS, POPUPS!" and she let me go 😀

OH! That's so funny!!!! I was in 9th grade when I stumble on my sister (who was in 7th grade 😉 ) looking at Hentai. It was so funny! She told me that if I didn't tell anybody I could take a look at her ecchi mangas. >Sigh< Those were the days when I was still an innocent. But unlike you guys I never got caught with anything too graphic. My older sister walk in on me while the two main characters were just talking; and I calmly deleted the folder 😀 Ciao people.

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i've been keeping porn and hentai for almost five years now(since i live alone even i'm still in high school), one day my friend known as 'J' came to my house. i was in the shower and he snoops around my pc. he found all of my 5 year collection ,44.7 gb. when i entered my room, he suddenly screamed at me, "YOU PERVETED KING. NOW I KNOW WHY YOU SUCH AN EXPERT ABOUT SEX". i was emberassed to him that day. but i wonder why did he suddenly screamed? a week later i was at his house using his pc. then i found a mysterious looking folder, in that folder, i found all of my porn collection. all 44.7 gb of it. that s.o.b. has been secretly copying it over time. now i know why he screamed at me. he was panic when i saw him snooping around my files.

( about mysterious looking folder above, that folder has the same name as my porn folders,"king's treasure". that idiot even copy the folder's name).

this isn't supposed to be funny btw. he copy them from me but called me perveted king? i have my revenge when i busted him for having 3 external hard drives full of incest hentai. mhuahahaha. 🤣

p/s: he called me king because i pay ppl to do my work for me for the last 4 years. thus earning me the tittle lazy king. but he gave perveted king as new tittle. he's just as perverted as me.

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i've been keeping porn and hentai for almost five years now(since i live alone even i'm still in high school), one day my friend known as 'J' came to my house. i was in the shower and he snoops around my pc. he found all of my 5 year collection ,44.7 gb. when i entered my room, he suddenly screamed at me, "YOU PERVETED KING. NOW I KNOW WHY YOU SUCH AN EXPERT ABOUT SEX". i was emberassed to him that day. but i wonder why did he suddenly screamed? a week later i was at his house using his pc. then i found a mysterious looking folder, in that folder, i found all of my porn collection. all 44.7 gb of it. that s.o.b. has been secretly copying it over time. now i know why he screamed at me. he was panic when i saw him snooping around my files.

( about mysterious looking folder above, that folder has the same name as my porn folders,"king's treasure". that idiot even copy the folder's name).

this isn't supposed to be funny btw. he copy them from me but called me perveted king? i have my revenge when i busted him for having 3 external hard drives full of incest hentai. mhuahahaha. 🤣

p/s: he called me king because i pay ppl to do my work for me for the last 4 years. thus earning me the tittle lazy king. but he gave perveted king as new tittle. he's just as perverted as me.

Hmmm, I want his hard drives.

My mom sees me read MPD Psycho, Gantz, and Berserk and always says stop looking at porn. I don't care, boobs≠porn all the time.

This weirded me out:

My mom works at a art supply store that carries art books. The other day, she received a shipment from the publisher (or distributer, or whatever) and in the box was a copy of G-Taste vol 4 in Japanese (not translated). She was a little disturbed by it, and looked in the invoice and computer, but it was not ordered or recieved by the store. So, my mom concluded that it was either mis-shipped, or was a promotional item from the publisher.

So what does she do? She calls me up and says "you still like Manga right?". I'm like "sure....y?" She sez "I have one in the store you can come get" and I'm like "what is it?, cuz I don't wanna drive out there for something stupid". She says..."I think you will like this one" !!!!! 😲 😲 😲

I didn't know it was G-Taste yet, but I was curious. So I went down there and she hands me GTASTE!!!! 😲 😲 😲

So I was a little confused and embarrassed and thought how dumb it was to drive out so my mom could play a joke on me. But she was serious, and wanted me to get it out of the store ASAP.

What the hell!?!? So weird when mom gives you porn..... 🙁 🙁 🤢 🤢

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You are in high school, for the greater good, I will go to your house and confiscate that hard drive

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This weirded me out:

My mom works at a art supply store that carries art books. The other day, she received a shipment from the publisher (or distributer, or whatever) and in the box was a copy of G-Taste vol 4 in Japanese (not translated). She was a little disturbed by it, and looked in the invoice and computer, but it was not ordered or recieved by the store. So, my mom concluded that it was either mis-shipped, or was a promotional item from the publisher.

So what does she do? She calls me up and says "you still like Manga right?". I'm like "sure....y?" She sez "I have one in the store you can come get" and I'm like "what is it?, cuz I don't wanna drive out there for something stupid". She says..."I think you will like this one" !!!!! 😲 😲 😲

I didn't know it was G-Taste yet, but I was curious. So I went down there and she hands me GTASTE!!!! 😲 😲 😲

So I was a little confused and embarrassed and thought how dumb it was to drive out so my mom could play a joke on me. But she was serious, and wanted me to get it out of the store ASAP.

What the hell!?!? So weird when mom gives you porn..... 🙁 🙁 🤢 🤢

O.o Aren't moms supposed to be stuck with the image of their 5 yo child?

I got caught once, i was 16 and had a pc in my room, so what does any teen do? download porn

.< i always felt really stupid for getting caught because my parents are technologically impaired

so i went to school came home and my dad's sitting in my room at my desk, as soon as i saw him, i knew he'd found my porn, i was usually very careful saving in a folder hidden deep and dark but i guess one got saved in Documents and it was in the recent docucments (i always thought that was stupid btw) so yea, my dad gave me a hour long lecture in a hushed voiced, and i think its just a tiny bit more embarrassed when your parent who catches you is the other gender

he actually said "you shouldnt look at men like pieces of meat, we're more than that"

skeeve me out T_T

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he actually said "you shouldnt look at men like pieces of meat, we're more than that"

🤣 that's funny

whatever

But it is true. 🙂
Sometimes atleast, dunno 'bout porn stars.
Rofl, just got busted by my sis. Man, I've got no face. @_@