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Post #52445 - Reply to (#52443) by vinceasuma
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that is the best and most considerate thing you can ever do for a teenage boy. Most likely they are not doing drugs or worshiping Satan - the only thing that you can catch them doing is having Mr. Happy Time.

If I'm ever concerned about drugs I can snoop around when they're not home or something, but there are certain things a mother just does not want or need to see! laugh

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Post #52458 - Reply to (#52440) by TofuQueen
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As I´ve already said, my son Fafnirsbane keeps sneeking up behind me (sitting with my computer and reading manga) and jelling "I´m reading gay porno"

Quite often I actually reading yaoi so I keep getting busted by my son

Not much I can say to him embarrassed

laugh I generally only read the smuttier stuff when my kids are asleep, but I'm sure I'll get "busted" someday. In the meantime, this thread gives me ample reminders to knock AND allow plenty of time before entering my boys' room. eyes


Well my problem is that usually I sleep more than he does and thus I go to bed before my son does mad
And he wont go to sleep before me. No respect for seniors here - and im to deadtired to do anything drastic

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Post #52659 - Reply to (#52436) by Fafnisbane2
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Well, my son keeps sneeking up behind me (sitting with my computer and reading manga) and jelling "I´m reading gay porno" laugh laugh

I hate it when he does that so I just clean out his computer from time to time
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can't say Ive ever heard that one before. it is make my day kind of funny tho
(just be careful not to dbl post next time)

@vince- your sister is officially my hero. dead

reminds me of the time me and my friends checked out one site in our younger years and it somehow changed his homepage, background, and added litterally pounds of cookies. scary stuff

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I usually get caught by my bro when I forget to delete the folder where I saved the manga, and it's usually directly on the desktop(Ironically I put it there to remind me to delete it after I'm done slapping the ham). Also back when I knew nothing of computers I'd just go to random websites and be happy and my bro would just look at the history....
"Richard, I know what you've been doing....."

Oh well, I'm much stealthier these days, all thanks to my flash drive baby.

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Post #52833 - Reply to (#52389) by vinceasuma
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I used to DL a lot of Pr0n on the family computer using BT. I would have to leave the BT running for a while to get the whole file as well as re-seed. I would try to do this at night after everyone was asleep and turn it off in the morning before everyone woke up. I thought I was really slick, but then one day my sister changed the desktop background to this.

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I think I was busted, but she never mentioned it to me after that.


*peed himself laughing*

Nice subtle hint your sis gave.
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a sucky day: coming home from a tired day at school only to find your mom cleaning your room and have mom lecture you about keeping your room clean.

an awkward day: coming home from a tired day at school only to find your mom cleaning your room, or more precisely, the little cabinet containing porns that you forgot to lock, and her not saying anything. she never did it again.

one other time was when i was 14, i believe. back then, dad usually borrowed some porn from a friend and he tends to leave the video in the VCR, thinking no one would look in it. and i tend to watch it when no one's around (duh!). one time there was this one video that was so hardcore, i HAD to watch it till the end. unfortunately, i heard the rents came home and since dad never keeps the same vid in the vcr everyday, without thinking i took it with me to watch it later on. that night, they had quite a search party, interrogating everyone.

the next day, i slid the tape back and later on had mom stared at me asking me where i found it, but i kept denying it was me.

now, there's just no secret. when i had a net connection installed at home, the first thing dad asked me was: "so, how do i download porn?"

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now, there's just no secret. when i had a net connection installed at home, the first thing dad asked me was: "so, how do i download porn?"


laugh My dad has a nice collection of lesbian porn that I used to watch as a kid too.

Porn doesn't need to be hidden! j/k I don't think I've ever been busted or they're prolly just not saying anything. But right now, I think I'm old enough that it isn't really embarrassing to be caught with it. Or maybe I'm an open perv? That could be it too.

Post #52850 - Reply to (#52845) by amaranthine
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now, there's just no secret. when i had a net connection installed at home, the first thing dad asked me was: "so, how do i download porn?"


laugh My dad has a nice collection of lesbian porn that I used to watch as a kid too.

Porn doesn't need to be hidden! j/k I don't think I've ever been busted or they're prolly just not saying anything. But right now, I think I'm old enough that it isn't really embarrassing to be caught with it. Or maybe I'm an open perv? That could be it too.


Yes, be open, so damn open! laugh

Post #52852 - Reply to (#52850) by Mamsmilk
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Yes, be open, so damn open! laugh


laugh Coming from you, that sounded so wrong...

Post #53084 - Reply to (#52839) by Diokhan
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one other time was when i was 14, i believe. back then, dad usually borrowed some porn from a friend and he tends to leave the video in the VCR, thinking no one would look in it. and i tend to watch it when no one's around (duh!). one time there was this one video that was so hardcore, i HAD to watch it till the end. unfortunately, i heard the rents came home and since dad never keeps the same vid in the vcr everyday, without thinking i took it with me to watch it later on. that night, they had quite a search party, interrogating everyone.

the next day, i slid the tape back and later on had mom stared at me asking me where i found it, but i kept denying it was me.



Jeez, that reminds me of when I was in high school and I was break dancing a lot. We used to trade home videos of practice sessions and events between the different crews. I had quite a few videos collected and kept them on top of the vcr. One day my friend gave me a few porn vids on non labeled VHS so I thought the best place to hide them was with my non labeled breaking VHS. My dad found the porn immediately! He also confiscated all my breaking tapes as punishment. My crew was really pissed at me because I was the collector of all our crew practice tapes and we litteraly had to start from scratch building our collection again.

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Post #53088 - Reply to (#53084) by vinceasuma
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one other time was when i was 14, i believe. back then, dad usually borrowed some porn from a friend and he tends to leave the video in the VCR, thinking no one would look in it. and i tend to watch it when no one's around (duh!). one time there was this one video that was so hardcore, i HAD to watch it till the end. unfortunately, i heard the rents came home and since dad never keeps the same vid in the vcr everyday, without thinking i took it with me to watch it later on. that night, they had quite a search party, interrogating everyone.

the next day, i slid the tape back and later on had mom stared at me asking me where i found it, but i kept denying it was me.



Jeez, that reminds me of when I was in high school and I was break dancing a lot. We used to trade home videos of practice sessions and events between the different crews. I had quite a few videos collected and kept them on top of the vcr. One day my friend gave me a few porn vids on non labeled VHS so I thought the best place to hide them was with my non labeled breaking VHS. My dad found the porn immediately! He also confiscated all my breaking tapes as punishment. My crew was really pissed at me because I was the collector of all our crew practice tapes and we litteraly had to start from scratch building our collection again.


Duh! I wonder who told the people of the world that porn makes eyes melt...

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So, when I was a yound teen I did regulary look for my dad´s stack. embarrassed
A few years later I was trying to hide my stack were other´s didn´t find it laugh Now I don´t have "a stack" just one or two spicy books that are located in one or other of 4 bookcases for romance and sci-fi smile wink grin

Do the newer Anita Blake books count as part of "a stack" or the counterpart Melissa Gently... confused roll eyes

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Post #57714 - Reply to (#52845) by amaranthine
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laugh My dad has a nice collection of lesbian porn that I used to watch as a kid too.

Porn doesn't need to be hidden! j/k I don't think I've ever been busted or they're prolly just not saying anything. But right now, I think I'm old enough that it isn't really embarrassing to be caught with it. Or maybe I'm an open perv? That could be it too.

What the....you watched lesbian porn when you were a kid? o.O Holy.... What were they like to you? teletubbies? didn't you said you were "the innocent one" in 'word association'? >_<
So this just means now you're like...the sub-vice president of our group! eyes muahahahhaha~

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Post #57717 - Reply to (#57714) by Scyfon
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laugh My dad has a nice collection of lesbian porn that I used to watch as a kid too.

Porn doesn't need to be hidden! j/k I don't think I've ever been busted or they're prolly just not saying anything. But right now, I think I'm old enough that it isn't really embarrassing to be caught with it. Or maybe I'm an open perv? That could be it too.

What the....you watched lesbian porn when you were a kid? o.O Holy.... What were they like to you? teletubbies? didn't you said you were "the innocent one" in 'word association'? >_<
So this just means now you're like...the sub-vice president of our group! eyes muahahahhaha~

No, not that young... wait, I think I've seen some porn that young but didn't really understand it. laugh What I was talking about there was when I was 12/13 and really curious about the stuff. I'm innocent compared to you guys was what I meant in Word Association bigrazz

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Caught for porn? Twice and smooth talked my way out of both of 'em. It also really helped that my Mom thinks I'm naive as a ten year old.

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