(Not sure if there's a topic on this already, tried the search thingy; nothing turned up but if this is a repeat thread; please lock and I sincerely apologize.)

The title says it all. 😲
What's the dumbest thing you've ever did? xD

I guess I'll start;
I tried to do one of those Sailor Moon transformations where you spin~ twirl~ lift legs~ kick~ etc on TV when I was a kid. Well, I accidentally slammed my leg onto the glass coffee table thus breaking it into a million pieces. I was unharmed though. And that's all that matters, ahahaha. 🤣 Though the others thought otherwise. 😳

There's more... but let's hear yours! 8D

🤣 don't you just love what t.v. shows do to children? (I've acted like Sailor Moon too lol)

I remember this guy called and he sounded just like my brother that was at college so when he called I immediately started talking about Diablo II, the party I was in, what level I was, etc. and then he finally said he was calling for my parents...apparently he was calling from my church and I thought "oh crap!"

Probably not the dumbest thing I've done, but it was pretty embarrassing... 🤨

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i dont really remember all the dumb things i did...but i remember this...this was when i was 4 or 5 years old...i was in the kitchen and there was a counter and table wit space between and i was swinging u kno...and my hand slipped from the counter i think...and i cut my chin bad enough tht i needed 4 or 5 stitches and i stil got a lil scar on my chin lol...tht was prolly one of the dumbest thing i did and it hurt...lol 😀

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Missed a deadline. Cost me a year at school and several thousands of dollars.

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i accidentally hugged a stranger in a black coat cause i thought it was my mum, only tiny, i was...

and last year in autumn, my friends and i were out in a boat on the park lake...and part of the oar holding thingy, fell in and we lost it, found it and *someone * had to go in a fetch it...yeah I did...and i slipped... 🤣

I fed the animals.

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Once returned lingerie to the wrong girl....

Once found neutral by mistake when braking from 170mph on the racetrack.... Lost all engine braking, sped straight into the gravel trap and crashed like a drunken baboon.

Once added salt instead of sugar to my coffee....

Once left my apartment without pants. Thankfully, I realized when looking at my reflection in the lift/elevator.

Once read a comic from right to left (actually that happens a lot)

Probably did lots more stupid stuff when I was drunk/stoned/high.... In my younger days.

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A shiny apple
A huge Fence
A bloody ground..

-_- just for a rotten apple.. and in the end i lost my slipper and couldn't even get a single apple! 🙄

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tried to shave with my dad's razor when i was 5 cuz i saw him do it...

needless to say i had A LOT of cuts...

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Once read a comic from right to left (actually that happens a lot)

I've done that before...or pretty much every Sunday when I read the comics page...

Only once was it really bad because I consciously thought "none of this is making any sense!" and I couldn't figure it out for awhile, but then I was like "oh! Its American comics!" 🤣

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Hmmm... I'm not sure that I can call this is 'dumb' (it more to 'dangerous' part), when I first got the license and drive on the road for the first time, I mistook the accelerate for the brake, fortunately, there's no accident happen... But, crap, I enter the 'three in one' (means in the car, there must be 3 people or more if you want to pass that area, while I'm only alone at that time) area in that hours...

And when I first time go to sushi restaurant, I didn't know what wasabi is, so I put that green thing on the sushi for about 2 spoonful... (that makes my eyes teary and my nose burning...)

Stuffed myself into an air-proof luggage
and the lock got jammed.

went sledding on this one hill where there was this bush
so i see the bush coming up and swerve to miss it
only to run into a barb wire fence

When I was just a wee person I tried to climb a chainlink fence and got caught by my shoelaces. I was so scared I didn't even think to just untie my shoe and drop to the ground. ^_^

I also decided to dress as cinderella for halloween in 5th grade. I thought it would be funny, but it was actually a little awkward because the girl I liked dressed as the same thing. Imagine the situation "OMG we dressed as teh SAME THING! We are teh CUTEZZZ!!!!" and then imagine it in complete reverse. That was how it went. 😀 🤣 😛

I'm like gan17, have a lot of random "bad" things that have happened.

Didn't grope the right friend...

Got pulled over by a cop and asked him if he wanted some fresh doughnuts... (though I did get out of that ticket doing that...)

Threw a guy out of Anime Vegas and didn't know his mom was still inside...

Got friend's girlfriend drunk by accident and made out with friend's girlfriend...

Almost to pay house mortgage one month...

... yeah, the list goes on. =/

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