Opening my big, dumb mouth and saying things that ought not to be said.

So many things that I could have avoided doing... hurt feelings that could have been avoided... and I totally would have been better off not knowing the taste of my own foot...

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i accidentally hugged a stranger in a black coat cause i thought it was my mum, only tiny, i was...

and last year in autumn, my friends and i were out in a boat on the park lake...and part of the oar holding thingy, fell in and we lost it, found it and *someone * had to go in a fetch it...yeah I did...and i slipped... 🤣

almost same 😉

hugged a stranger too!
i thought it was my brother....so embarrassing when i looked at his face i turned red XD

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Quote from Keneko

and last year in autumn, my friends and i were out in a boat on the park lake...and part of the oar holding thingy, fell in and we lost it, found it and *someone * had to go in a fetch it...yeah I did...and i slipped... 🤣

The boat thing reminds me, my friends and I went to some park with a lake in it and rented out a boat. Well, the lake had one of those underwater fountains in it. I remember the boat rental said there'd be a $75 fine if we got the inside wet. So me and me friends decide to see what would happen if we go under the fountain. We got close to the middle of it and capsized. Good thing is they didn't fine us more for capsizing.

Quote from Toto

Opening my big, dumb mouth and saying things that ought not to be said.

So many things that I could have avoided doing... hurt feelings that could have been avoided... and I totally would have been better off not knowing the taste of my own foot...

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🤣
that about sums up what i was going to say

smh @ me

No one gives a shit what trite garbage you write here.

I've fallen asleep while walking down the stairs. 🤣 My head collided with the wall, painfully. 🤣

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uhh i ran into the wall in hawaii? lol i was bleeding sooo much 🙁 now i have a scar, but it isnt that big. My brother always thought i was really careless, now i have proof.

what wall in hawaii? (i live in hawaii)

and dumbest thing i did was.... idk maybe when i drank a bottle of vinegar? or change my clothes after school in the open (everything but my underwear... boy did i get yelled at....)

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Uh.. A long time ago in the 5th grade or something, I was with a friend on her elevated deck. We decided to see who could jump off of the highest step on the staircase. Needless to say, I went through a lot of pain because I was a stupid daredevil >_>; Just like everyone else, I have walked into walls and other unmoving objects numerous times..When I was 5 I hugged this guy who looked like my dad, then I realized it wasn't him and ran away. Tripping up the stairs at school right after tripping down them! Walking into the door frame of my Latin classroom when I was trying to come in. I was so close to actually getting through the doorway too!

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I just remembered this one in particular ^.^
In 5th grade, I didn't completely change into my school uniform. I had this hideous, ratty T-Shirt on. Only after riding my bike to the bus stop, getting onto the bus, to the school, and off onto the pavement did I realize. No one mentioned it at all! Bastards >.>

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In grade 5/6, I had a crush on this girl, and I was really really shy. So I like never talked to her and stuff, the same old story.. But then there was this time at lunch when she was walking to school, and I ran up from behind her and slapped her on the back of the head. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I DID THAT. haha.

That must've been just a few months ago. I was in a hurry and was riding my bike to the bus stop. At one point, when I had to cross the road, I tried to cross in between a small gap between two cars.

I almost ended up getting run over by a minivan...-_-;

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High school was a stupid time for me

I forgot my name on various occasions during my senior year, I forgot how to tie my shoes twice, and I had to rewrite a two page essay in an hour because I couldn't find the original. Five minutes after turning in that better version I found the original I had been working on the back pocket of my binder.

....no wonder everyone thought I was always smoking copious amounts of weed. 🤢

(has never smoked anything. ever)

Sarcasm just doesn't work over the internet.

I ate a whole box of dunkin donuts... 12 in total.
It feels like I'm having a stroke.

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I ate a whole box of dunkin donuts... 12 in total.
It feels like I'm having a stroke.

Most likely you are soon having one.

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Quote from Caliber

I ate a whole box of dunkin donuts... 12 in total.
It feels like I'm having a stroke.

Most likely you are soon having one.

In fear of this possibility, I ran about 6 miles.
Feeling much better.

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Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]