I lit my back yard on fire(it's the only thing I can think of right now.. I've probably done much worse..). Hmm.. That sounds like a euphemism for something..

for me...hmmm...so many dumb things. ahahahaha. let's see
crossed the streets(not usuing crosswalks thingy) and a police was there, and the streets had many cars passing by, i was with my frends.
another one....i saw a banana peel. i was thinking will i slip(bcause in cartoons they always slip), and as a result i slipped.
i'm not smart. lol 🤣

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I tired sneaking out of the house last night just to go out, and I utterly failed. Like badly. .__.

You ever have one of those moments when you try to be reaaally quiet but instead everything you do sounds reaaally loud. Like, I was walking out of my room quietly, I drop a coin and I swear that was the loudest sound I've ever heard. O___O

Lets just say a few bumps over here, a little slip over there and pretty much my whole town heard me. @_@;;

/fail. ;____;

i hate it, too. 🙄

I got my older brother's Accord stuck in a ditch. :>

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You are like the dense main character in a shoujo manga.

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And you will murder someone one day, pika. If you're my daughter.

tried to stomp out a fire but my legs got caught on fire instead,dated my best friends sister,quit my job cause my boss was a d*ck cause now im broke, just some of the many stupid decisions ive made 🤣

i tried drinking.... i know most ppl drink but...its not for me i mean i poured like 2 cm of flavored wine(6%alc.) and took a sip even tho i know i dont like it because it was my best friends 19th bday. After drinking like 1 sip i wanted to barf... it was so nasty then i had a headache and i almost fell when i was talking to my friends. They all laughed at me cuz they all drink. >.<

As if handcuffed, I'm bound to the memories of you...

Hmm... the dumbest things I've done is either the time I picked up a hot coal with my bare hands or the time I shot myself in the hand with a BB gun to see what would happen. Oh, also the time I fell down a small flight of stairs on purpose to see how badly it would hurt --> my ass was pretty painful afterward. And the time I locked my keys in my car truck. I was outside a sheriff's office (attending a field trip which consisted of witnessing an autopsy) and neither they nor AAA could get my car open. Had to wait two hours for my dad to bring the spare key. I've done a lot of stupid things.

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

• Samuel Clemens/Mark Twain

omg omg omg...
OK well i was at like Mexico with my cousin(guy)
and we decided to chase each other with bikes...
... and lets just say NEVER ride a bike bigger than you,
in a skirt while the seat was BROKEN... 😢
ahhh and I was soo emberased cuz my cousin was wondering why i was BLEEDING...
(down in the privets.....)
ahh i feel so UGHHHH...

P.S. i was like 10 the roads are rocky and he was the same age as me and
he DOES know what happend NOW... hehehe
it felt horrable and only me and him know.... 🤢

An idiotic, single cell, idiot who can't get a job because I am lazy ...

The one time I didn't use the handrail, I fell on stairs only three steps high and sprained my right ankle. I cried, then laughed, and my parents had to come get me since my ankle hurt too much to drive home.

And in my years of being addicted to WoW, I told one of my guildmates where I lived and we learned our apartment doors literally faced each other. Glad he didn't turn out to be some psycho 🤢

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"ありがとう...だいすき...DAISY" ♥

I thought of a good one... I fell asleep in the middle of the road once. xD It was around one in the morning, but it was a pretty busy residential street. Thankfully I woke up in about 10-20 minutes and went home. Yet I still like to lay in the road sometimes... 🙄

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i ate a whole watermelon coz of a challenge and end up not being able to move......

my brother's milk bottle fall down the flat escalator, and i was trying to be a good sister trying to catch the bottle but end up falling and rolling down on the flat escalator.....at least i did a nice landing and manage to get the bottle....dat was so embarassing...oh yeah, it was at a shopping complex......

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my brother's milk bottle fall down the flat escalator, and i was trying to be a good sister trying to catch the bottle but end up falling and rolling down on the flat escalator.....at least i did a nice landing and manage to get the bottle....dat was so embarassing...oh yeah, it was at a shopping complex......

are you a character in a manga or something 😲

"Sanity is for the weak"

Lately, it's trying to fight for something that I never really had which made me waste time on other things I should have been doing for myself.

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The cool part is that I never get tired of being deceived

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Just because someone's head was chopped off doesn't mean they're dead. That's just silly.

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I fucked up.

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[color=red]Lots and lots of blood![/color] 🤣

I touched a cactus. Yes, I touched a cactus. On or near my birthday. I was around 5.

Well, I was speaking to my friend and whilst speaking, I walked in the door. (it was hanging out sideways, and i was walking down the corridor- if you know what I mean...) And then I told my friend I was okay and we began talking again and... I walked into the wall. 🙁 And I was like: 'Goddamn crappy wall!' and I kicked it WITH my friend watching me get all angry with the wall and... watching me hurt my foot by kicking it. 😔

Oh yea, and while reading Noblesse on mangafox, I didn't know you had to scroll down and I was like only reading one box on every page for 50+ chapters... =.=
Thankfully, my brother watched me reading and told me that I needed to scroll down and I ended up re-reading Noblesse

edit: Oh yes! One more thing happened to me today! I had to choose between being hit by a bus or getting bullied by some girl. I chose the bullying option. WRONG OPTION!
I got headlocked and got my shoe thrown away and kicked by other girls and then I managed to get free of the head lock and get my shoe back but I attempted to kick a girl who was playing tug a war with my shoe before and my other shoe went flying onto the road.
And it was shameful...

Simply another normal human being...