What would you do if your parents caught you looking at hentai?

17 years ago
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I would die, if not, it would haunt my mind, forever. XD
I seriously have no idea. D__D
I don't think they would forgive me.
mams...do u EVEN watch hentai??
anywayz...uh...slap, disown, kill XD
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17 years ago
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Uh, I dont watch hentai, but I'm sure id be banned from the computer.

17 years ago
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hmm... well i don't read hentai, but i read hardcore yaoi, so same type of situation right?
i honestly don't know what my parents would do. i don't even want to try to think about it.

17 years ago
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My parents would understand me watching hentai more than yaoi..... lol
17 years ago
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My mom would definetly wonder why the heck I'm watching/reading cartoon porn... she doesn't understand my fascination for yaoi so i doubt she would understand why anyone would read hentai... 😀
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17 years ago
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When i lived at home i was more afraid of my sister seeing that stuff in my possession than my mom.
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17 years ago
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my parents would castrate me, and give me a Bible to go along with it
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17 years ago
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I don't know...
I rarely watch hentai.. read yaoi though 😀
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17 years ago
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My mom works in an art store. A copy of G-taste came into the stores book department once. She brought it home and gave it to me and said "You like this stuff right? This is a manga right?""
I accepted it as gracefully as I could and tried to explain the difference between regular manga and hentai, but I don't think she cared. She just went about her business as if she hadn't just handed me hardcore yuri porn manga.
And that's what happened when my mom "caught" me with hentai.
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17 years ago
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i dont watch hentai but if i did get caught watching it i would say "Hey wanna join me?"

17 years ago
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you know how xp has a thumbnail view for folders. Back when I first got a computer, my mom saw some thumbnails sized pics of my porn. It was just regular porn, and she didn't seem as shocked or horrified as I thought she'd be. If she's seen my hentai and porn collection since, she ain't said anything about it, and I'm more than happy to oblige by not looking at it when people are around. It's a good system.
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17 years ago
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Quote from vinceasuma
My mom works in an art store. A copy of G-taste came into the stores book department once. She brought it home and gave it to me and said "You like this stuff right? This is a manga right?""
I accepted it as gracefully as I could and tried to explain the difference between regular manga and hentai, but I don't think she cared. She just went about her business as if she hadn't just handed me hardcore yuri porn manga.
And that's what happened when my mom "caught" me with hentai.
LOL. That's seriously hilarious. Oh man, if that happened to me it would be even funnier since my mom is very religious. Well, my mom found regular porn on the computer before (some mine, some not) on a number of occasions. It got progressively less severe as the incidents happened. It went from implying that I was capable of something as heinous as rape (I still resent that one part of her), to calling me a pervert, to saying I degrade women, and finally she just made it into a quick "don't do that" type lecture. She even implied that she would take me to therapy. Thinking back, I wonder what that would have been like. I'm kind of curious now. If I would have been caught in the act, I don't know how I, or she, would have reacted. I'm not sure what would have happened if she saw hentai. Interesting. It would have probably had the same effect.
I don't know how my dad would react (divorced so one doesn't effect the other). I'm sure he knows what's on the computer, but he never mentioned it once. Was almost caught once, but he didn't look too much into it, but I know he knew. It was actually kind of funny. It was like "Oh What are you doing in the computer room at 3:00am in the morning with the lights off?" "Oh. I couldn't sleep." "Oh, did you hear about the Dolphins?" "Oh yea." And it went on like that for a while until he left for work. You know how it should be. You know, I know you know, but you're not supposed to tell me you know. That's the best way to do it.
Basically, different situations, different reactions.

17 years ago
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My parents would probably say something like "Ha! I knew it."
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btw I remembered a story from a friend
her younger brother found some(well it was quite a lot)yaoi pictures on her computer and then he told their parents
after this he and her mother hold she and her dad went through all those pictures with all the family watching(she was around 16 at that time)
guess that had to be pretty embarasing
Your friend should have turned the tables by making it embarrassing for her family. She should have said things like "Yes, yes this is my favorite scene" and "Oh, this is my favorite pair".They probably would've stopped looking.

17 years ago
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i honestly think my parents wouldnt care if i would ever watch porn or hentai
i was nervous at first it was big & long & went straight up i had to try it i eased onto it & liked it! i went up & down on it.... i love escalators now! 😀
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