What would you do if your parents caught you looking at hentai?

14 years ago
Posts: 83
I don't read hentai but considering I do read yaoi. I'd never hear the end of it, considering I'm a fairly private person and insist everyone else be too, though that rarely works out. I'm over 18 so I couldn't be banned from reading it but still...
Shock. Horror. Shame. Humiliation. I'm certain my mother wouldn't get it but at the same time would look it up on-line until she found the stuff I don't read and question me about like I'm supposed to be the expert in all Japanese Porn (god, those anime murals of bent over women behind urinals... if she found that...). Then I would never be allowed to get annoyed when she overshares about her own sex-life, because 'well you read gay cartoon porn'. Oh, yeah then I'd probably get questions about my sexual orientation left and right, so I'd have to explain the demographics of yaoi audience.
Also I could never explain how there are Yaoi that is not porn. 🙄 Trust me, the whole fiasco would probably put me off ever reading Yaoi again or at least the next 15 months till my psyche is nice and scabbed over.

14 years ago
Posts: 20
I got caught once my parents took my PSP and my computer away and my Internet access for five years until I moved out.
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Of darkest night and pagan song
The man of sorrow with no name
The fires of hell from where he came
The dawn shall rise the scrolls unfold
The cries of newborns never told
The winds of hate shall feed the fear
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With darkness shall the world unfold
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14 years ago
Posts: 3120
Second option from the top.

14 years ago
Posts: 246
My parents would do nothing.
My mother knows I read yaoi and she didn't do anything but ask what it was.
Though my brother is a different story. He would say "I wish you would do something more productive with your time." 🤣

14 years ago
Posts: 113
I have yaoi pictures a my background,usually just to mess with my mom (Po-ju Works). I told my mom about my intrest in hentai and she told me that I'm a horny perv and that it was hereditary, which made me feel a little at ease since I don't have to worry about getting caught.I even tell here about a hentai or two now and then. something really unexpected happened, my mom asked me to make a yaoi mixed dvd and replace it with my stepdad's favorite porn (my mom was tired of turing on the dvd player to see some nasty porn). yeah my mom doesn't see anything wrong with watching porn (in privacy), she believes that I could be out there having sex which is much more dangerous than watch/reading henta. 😃
She says "yada!" but we all know she doesn't mean it.

14 years ago
Posts: 43
My dad won't do anything cuz we are in this together OH YEA!!! 😛 Not sure about my mom... 😔
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Nuff said.