Inglorious Basterds

Col.Hans: oooohthat's a bingo... wait, is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo"?
Lt.Aldo: You just say "Bingo"
Col.Hans: ooohBingo! How fun!

its cold down here fam ~

Red: Same shit, different day

The Shawshank Redemption

"You shall not pass" -Brings down staff and bridge falls with the fire demon thingy- lmfao.... ~Gandalf

I have more!

Get Smart
Agent: "If I were from Control, you'll already be dead."
Villian: "If you were from Control, you'll already be dead."
Agent: "Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from Control."

Iron Giant
Mom: "Hoggard, can you please give grace?"
Hoggard (looks past his mother): "Oh. My. God." (His mother stares.) "I mean, Oh, my God. We...thank you, for the food we are going to eat and (Looks again) --STOP! (His mother stares again)The-the devil from...doing bad things (Looks again) --GET OUT OF HERE! (His mother keeps staring) ...bad spirits...so we can eat in peace. Amen." 🤣

Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie
King Neptune: "Well, Mindy, someday you'll be just like me..."
Mindy: "I'm going to be bold?!"
King Neptune: "Thinning!!" (I laughed so hard in this part 😀 )

"I am a colorful fantasy born on dark nights; a delusion of black and bottomless minds; a thought that dies in the morning reborn by moonlight. What am I?"

• A Night of a Thousand Dreams

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)

Dobby:
"Dobby didn't mean to kill anyone. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure"

I think it was the first time I laughed that hard while watching this kind of movie ._.

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Serenity

Mal: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.

Mal:  You know what makes a ship fly?  I guess you would, being able to read my mind and all.  
River: I'd like to hear you say it.  
Mal:  Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse... but you take a boat in the air that you don't love... she'll shake you off just as sure as the turn of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she ought to fall down... tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.   

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

This is my Sig ..............................................................

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
SAM: It's like in the great stories Mr Frodo, the ones that really matter. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could everything go back to the way it once was when so much bad had happened. But in the end its only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something, even if you were to small to understand why. But I think I do understand, I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of changes of going back, only they didn't. They kept going because they were holding onto something.
FRODO: What are we holding onto Sam?
SAM: That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for.

AHHHH hahaha that is a really long quote and I typed all that out from memory. I've seen the LOTR movies so many times. Just great. There is also this The Dark Knight quote that I really like but I won't type it out because then this post would be way to long! Oh well.

"This is Spartaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself!" - Due Date

Hahaha, this is a common threat thrown between mother and I.

I admit, my bathroom is actually water-pokemon themed... well, it was supposed to be, until I decided I wanted different kinds so now it's a water park with Pokemon. I have a little bit too much spare time...

OCEANS 11
Saul: Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him!

Terry: I know everything that's happening in my hotels.
Danny: So I should put the towels back?
Terry: No, the towels you can keep.

KILL BILL
O-Ren Ishii: You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?
The Bride: You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did.
O-Ren Ishii: Silly rabbit.
The Bride: Trix are...
O-Ren Ishii: ...for kids.

Hattori Hanzo: Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, And like a forest it's easy to lose your way... To get lost... To forget where you came in.

[as the Deadly Vipers enter the chapel]
Reverend Harmony: What the hell?

WITHNAIL & I
Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

[Hungrily contemplating a live chicken]
Withnail: How do we make it die?

Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!

Monty: Flowers are essentially tarts; prostitutes for the bees.

Withnail: I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills.

Withnail: [having just drunk a bottle of lighter fluid] Got any more?
Marwood: No. I have nothing.
Withnail: Liar. What's in your toolbox.
Marwood: Nothing.
Withnail: Liar. You've got antifreeze.
Marwood: You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks.

THE BURBS
Mark Rumsfield: Art!
Bonnie Rumsfield: Your wife is home!
Mark Rumsfield: And your house is on fire!
Art: My wife is home?

Carol Peterson: You were up at the crack of dawn watching a dog poop.

Mark Rumsfield: Walter. I know you're in there. That scum-sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn. I find one more- just one- and I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut.