Biggest "WTF" Moment In Your Life?
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wow you have a... transgendered 😕 duck?
maybe its a miracle? 😲 he might have stolen the egg tho, maybe you will have some sort of chicken or bird soon 🤣OMG, I think you solved the mystery! I didn't think about him stealing the egg, holy. Why didn't anyone else think of that?! 🤣
But I think he is gender confused...
I had a rabbit like that once. he started to go crazy because he thought he was pregnant 🤨
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[quote=dacbiet]Everytime a friend of mine knocks up a girl.
😲
How many times has this happened?
Is he worthy enough to get all those chicks' attention?
I think that's what makes it a a WTF moment. 🤣 [/quote]
i wonder how many times it has happened. does he have like school-class sized group of kids running around?
😲 exagerating

16 years ago
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don't have any... little wtf moment here and there.. make everything in life normal.. "everything" 🤣
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16 years ago
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Not really a wtf moment, but it is for me...
This morning at 5am, when my father called me telling me that my mother, a 53 year old woman, gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. Honestly we were worried that the miracle wasn't going to happen because of my mother's age and all but now I have a healthy baby sister!! 🙂
Which is great news since one of my older brothers (twin2) is expecting twin boys due out this summer. A year of babies for my family, so it will seem. 😀
16 years ago
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Back when I was 16 or 17 i first joined a gym, well as everyone else who starts training I didn't know how to train properly.
Anyway, this huge 270 pounds guy saw me training and started laughing his ass off, after I kinda got pissed at him, he explained me how to train properly. He was an very funny guy, and 'cause we got along so well, we decided to train together, so he could teach me a couple of things, and I could gossip with him about the others..
A couple of months later we were good friends, and were still training together 3 times a week. We were joking around the whole time, especially he was laughing his ass off all the time watching me training. We somehow started making gay jokes, really extreme stuff. I didn't think much about it, because I knew I was straight and he had a girlfriend, and we were joking around with the girls in the gym all the time.
A couple of weeks later, we were training in the gym, but in a small room only for leg training. It was about 4x4 and there were mirrors on every wall. While he was training I was resting, and we kinda talked about how I broke up with my girlfriend..
Then I said "Ya, you're lucky that you have such a nice girl"..
He replied "Who told you I had a girl, I have a boyfriend. I'm gay!"
In this my moment, i was just WTF.. My mind went blank.
While he was laughing his ass off, and making jokes about how you could see on my face how shocked I was.. I was really shocked. All the "jokes" we said came back haunting me..
Well, luckily.. they were really jokes. Nothing really changed, except no more gay jokes.. We trained another couple months together until he had to move away because of his job..
Yep, this is the third time I told anybody about this.. I'm usually pretty composed and very good at controlling my feelings, but that time.. there is no better description than... WTF!!!

16 years ago
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I just had a WTF moment. Not the biggest. But still pretty interesting. I just got back from my neighbor's house. She's the sweetest elderly woman you could possibly meet... she's in her late 60's and pretty much thinks of everyone in town as her grandkids. I went over to pick up some of her homemade jam (so flippin good) and started having a conversation with her. How it strayed onto the subject of sex, I have no idea but she started talking about it. And then she said something like, "Don't let anyone know about this, but I have a colorful sexual past." Okay. So she starts going into details. Never had a one night stand but she's had two and three day night stands with a few women. And how it was pretty much a nonstop marathon for 'em both and the only way they'd stop was if they physically got up and got dressed and left their hotel room. And even then, where ever they were they'd end up in the bathroom or something. 🤣 Now all this is coming from the mouth of not only the sweetest eldery woman you can know, but one that looks like it. So she continues on and then says something else. And I just look at her,and ask, "Are you hitting on me?" And she says, "Maybe I am." 🤣
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

16 years ago
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@Elsu!!
Your WTF moment made me laugh! It's hillarious!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
@jinx you
It's amazing how much we underestimate the sexual history of the elderly nowdays. I honestly thought they were a bit reserved but..WOW. just WOW.
**My biggest WTF moment? I just had one recently! **
In the internet, you've seen the stupidity of INTERNET TROLLS but lol, Try imagining meeting a RL TROLL!!
Last night, my landlord has visitors, one of the visitors is his Brother-In-Law, Gray. <-- he's in his 40s.
I was cooking my dinner in the kitchen and Gray suddenly pops up in the kitchen and tried to make a conversation with me. Since I'm an Asian, he asked me about my religion. Then when I told him that I'm a muslim..he said some reeaalllyy shocking but Stupid XD things in our conversation.
"Oh~You're a muslim, I dont hate all muslims, I just dont like those who tried to BOMB us (he's implying the London bombing)."
and then he spoke a series of sentences which I personally think that he's like a RL troll XD
***"Are you that type of muslim who's a radical?"
"Since Brunei is close to Burma, are there any Buddism in your homecountry?"
"Yea..it reminds me of the Crusade war, long ago"
"So are you implying that God shouldnt be blame on all of THIS?"***
I laughed at him cuz I cant believe he's actually 'trolling' on an Asian girl like me!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
He went silent when I said *"You know Gray, there's this type of people in the world who are just plain STUPID. That's just humanity, I dont blame anyone even if I've just met one!" *
🤣 🤣 🤣
What a sadistic bastard, it's amazing to meet an idiot IRL.
He could have been a good Troll if he use the internet~
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16 years ago
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There are all kind of idiots in the world, I don't know if he really tried to be funny, or was simply trying to provoke you.
I'm often (If I don't introduce myself before) mistaken for a german, and sometimes people start asking me about nazis in germany.. Well, if the person isn't too important I start talking about how the majority of the germans are nazis and how we slowly but surely are establishing another nazi regime with the aim of invading their homeland..
So I'd troll him myself if I were you 😉
I think it's the same for the japanese in foreign countreys, I bet they're often asked if there are still ninjas and samurais in Japan 😀
Anyway, this thread is about fun and not about politics, like the old grandma confession 😛
Yes, you really can learn all.. kind of things from the elders.. 😲
By the way, greetings from the other end of the north sea 😛

16 years ago
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@Elsu
My landlord admitted that his brother-in-law is a sadistic bastard who thinks that he's intelligent and takes the joy of making ppl mad.
..what a lunatic XD
He once offended my landlord by asking if his son (who works in Australia) would eventually marry an.. aborigine. I mean, srsly, how could anyone be so stupid enough to ask such sensitive racial question?? O__O;;
So I'd troll him myself if I were you
I would but I spent most of my time ROFL-ing at him! 🤣
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16 years ago
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I guess this would be my biggest WTF moment since it's the only one that comes to mind. It actually may be two in one.
So, we get a call from my father saying that he's in the hospital. He said that he has four brain tumors and that they are going to remove them the following day. He had known for a few days but hadn't bothered to tell us that he was having brain surgery!!!! WTF man!?! How could you keep something so important and life altering from your own children!!! What would have happened if he didn't make it through the surgery or if something else went wrong? We never would have been able to say good-bye or anything like that. You just don't do shit like that. If you have people that care about you, then you tell them asap if something major is going on. Sorry, but here it is over 10yrs later and I'm stilllllll pissed about it.
The other part isn't that big of a deal, but he said that if he hadn't been diagnosed when he had, he would have been dead in a week, which just happened to be my birthday. Yeah, that's realllly what I would have wanted for my birthday present. 😔

16 years ago
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Just had one today when going to my Doctor's. Here's a snippet of our 'interesting' conversation...
Creepy Doc- "How do you always sprain your wrist?" laughs
Me- "...playing volleyball..."
Creepy Doc- "I remember when I was younger I would always break a bone, and try putting it back in place with a hammer..."
Me- O___O
Creepy Doc- "I'm joking!" laughs "It was only true for one time...Any plans this weekend?"
Me- >_>"...Yeah visiting my parents."
Creepy Doc- "Oh, me too. Don't you just hate that!" serious
Me- "No..." looking across room for distraction "How's your wife?"
Creepy Doc- Sighs "...Pregnant again..."
Me- "Oh, congrats!"
Creepy Doc- "Don't. We used protection last time we had sex, months ago. I don't even know how it happened, I was probably too drunk that night..."
Me- TMI!! TMI!! "Ok..."
Creepy Doc- "Oh, I'm sorry for sharing that. Don't worry it won't happen to you. Here's a tip: Never use extra large condoms! Truth is a guy can never be that big, besides it always slips off, beats the purpose don't you think? Always go small, extra small for more stimulation." dead serious
Me- ....O_____O
Creepy Doc- "Oh right, you're still a virgin so you're okay. Why is that anyway? Do you need a manual?"
~I hate hospitals. It's safe to say that I excused myself to the bathroom and never went back, only thing that sucks is that my wrist wasn't cast yet. Creepy ass doctor...and he's a family friend...awkward... 🤢 ~

16 years ago
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A couple days ago i was in the City walking with Scyfon and we saw a guy wearing no pants, just boxer shorts.

16 years ago
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A couple days ago i was in the City walking with Scyfon and we saw a guy wearing no pants, just boxer shorts.
LOL, yeah!
He was walking in front of us. We were both staring thinking "WTF?" and when we went passed him we looked back, just to make sure he we weren't imagining it or anything xD

16 years ago
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@jinx
It's always interesting to find out about hidden pasts...
@Luna
O.o
What's wrong with this person...
My WTF recently is quite common for me, but still, this was too much~
Anyways, I was sitting and chatting with a teacher and another guy I know.
Then they started on how unnatural homosexuality is etc' etc'.
Being a person who swings both ways, it was like they were partly talking about me...
They just kept going on and on, saying "those people" have something wrong with them and more stuff, leaving me speechless and " 😐 " , while trying to "no..." "what are you saying" to them...
Then there was the statement of "girlxgirl" is more natural and understandable than a "guyxguy"...
At that moment I was O_O.;;;
I broke my silence and asked how could it be different?...
They started saying all sorts of things (mainly because it appears better and that they don't understand how guys can do it)=/
I said "like guys don't have anywhere to stick it" and left...
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16 years ago
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A couple days ago i was in the City walking with Scyfon and we saw a guy wearing no pants, just boxer shorts.
LOL, yeah!
He was walking in front of us. We were both staring thinking "WTF?" and when we went passed him we looked back, just to make sure he we weren't imagining it or anything xD
I tried to get a picture too, but it would have looked too suspicious... and the guy was soooo non-nonchalant about it... either that or he just didn't realize.