Remember you messed up or kooky junior high and high school teachers and they are weirder then any character in manga? Post your memories here.

I had a Spanish teacher in high school who dressed in huge ball gowns and tells you to read and translate sentences like: "The man is helpless and naked in the shower. The knife is razor sharp. I will kill him in the shower"

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that is some freaky teacher...are you sure he didn't act out those actions?

I had a math teacher who was close to bipolar. She goes from praising you to scolding you as fast as 2 minutes. Of course there are reasons for her actions, but I don't think anyone can change their mood so quickly.

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I currently have a screwed up english teacher. He starts acting out scenes of a play randomly in class and or starts singing for no reason. Also got a weird chemistry teacher, dunno if it counts but he teaches us more about his son then actual chemistry.

Man, I had a old lady as my english teacher.
At one lesson she took out a acustic guitar and started playing and singing while we watched a movie 😐 . I mean come on why oh why would she do that. And everyone started laughing at her but she still went on with singing and playing!.

And at one time when we had a english test. She took her time and gave us the tests. Then suddenly she just calmy walked out from the classroom 😕 . We all like waited for 20 mins to see if she would come back. But she didnt ofcourse.
So everyone started to talk and help eachother on the test. After everyone was done we all went home. It took her a week or so to correct the answers.
So that lesson that week she came back with the test and everyone had fullscore, but she didn't even ask if we cheated or not!!!. Either she was dumb or just senile 😀 .

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that is some freaky teacher...are you sure he didn't act out those actions?

I had a math teacher who was close to bipolar. She goes from praising you to scolding you as fast as 2 minutes. Of course there are reasons for her actions, but I don't think anyone can change their mood so quickly.

If she was acting she's pretty natural. I mean as if her taste for huge ass ball gowns with a four foot radius, enough colors to stop traffic and enough lace to decorate 10 window curtains isn't weird enough.

I also had a science teacher who likes pouring alcohol over the stone table top and setting it ablaze.

Once during Valentines day he took a cow's heart and cut it into a heart shape with a scalpel (All done in class.) and gave it to the female teacher in the next room. Her expression was priceless. . Yup he was a funny guy. 😀

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that is some freaky teacher...are you sure he didn't act out those actions?

I had a math teacher who was close to bipolar. She goes from praising you to scolding you as fast as 2 minutes. Of course there are reasons for her actions, but I don't think anyone can change their mood so quickly.

If she was acting she's pretty natural. I mean as if her taste for huge ass ball gowns with a four foot radius, enough colors to stop traffic and enough lace to decorate 10 window curtains isn't weird enough.

I also had a science teacher who likes pouring alcohol over the stone table top and setting it ablaze.

Once during Valentines day he took a cow's heart and cut it into a heart shape with a scalpel (All done in class.) and gave it to the female teacher in the next room. Her expression was priceless. . Yup he was a funny guy. 😀

Wow...you know those kind of things, if what you said is true, should be reported to the police for investigation. What school is that?

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You're lucky, guys...none of you was almost killed by a teacher (but this is an other story, from university).

I had a crazy biology teacher in high school, but crazy in a negative way...she was so obsessed with the idea of making us some freaky biology geniuses, that she was frequently butting in in our private life in order to create for us more time to study. And she was just as bipolar, as the teacher ares had.
But what I remember best... we were writing a test about the nervous system. She was personally giving us various tests and when she was standing next to my desk, I heard her murmuring "No, this one's too easy...no, she knows that...no, this one...yes, this might do" and with an incredibly sweet smile she gave me.... 2 tests. One of them consisted of questions about blood (we were supposed to do this material next year) and the other one was a chemistry test.

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that is some freaky teacher...are you sure he didn't act out those actions?

I had a math teacher who was close to bipolar. She goes from praising you to scolding you as fast as 2 minutes. Of course there are reasons for her actions, but I don't think anyone can change their mood so quickly.

If she was acting she's pretty natural. I mean as if her taste for huge ass ball gowns with a four foot radius, enough colors to stop traffic and enough lace to decorate 10 window curtains isn't weird enough.

I also had a science teacher who likes pouring alcohol over the stone table top and setting it ablaze.

Once during Valentines day he took a cow's heart and cut it into a heart shape with a scalpel (All done in class.) and gave it to the female teacher in the next room. Her expression was priceless. . Yup he was a funny guy. 😀

Wow...you know those kind of things, if what you said is true, should be reported to the police for investigation. What school is that?

It was during junior high and high school four and seven years ago. The schools are in NY. Nobody reported anything because they all thought it was amusing rather then a threat. I have no idea where they are now. If anything happens we'll probably see it in a paper.

Did I mention he makes shapes with the alcohol before setting fire to it?

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I had a swedish teacher who listened to music during classes and he was a drunk.
He also spent one year at mental hospital. He was nice anyways
and was very capable. Of course there were a lot of weirdos, but they were mainly just
annoying elitists. Oh yeah, we had an english teacher who was always hitting on guys. She always had a wicked smile no matter what happened. We also had another
english teacher who was quite violent so he was put on hold for one year because he
gave one retard his ass handed on him. We had a psychology teacher who was always dressed like some monk or something. She had a bad habit to put her hands to her pants and to undress her shirt while sitting on students's desks.

hmm.. if were talking about crazy teachers... i guess it would be my cinema teacher from 10th grade.
on the day of our first test, he began with kicking out some guys that he didnt like out of the class. in a VERY very flashy way. then he told us the test directions:"write a script about what just happend her." thats all.
while we were still in shock, he began playing music FULLVOLUME on one of the editing computers. and then he danced. with the boom. when he got tired of dancing, he began to harass us individually (wisely avoiding me). for example, he took the boom and pretended to play golf with my best friedns HEAD. since that ticked me a bit off, in the script he was presented as an old man in a pink shirt, getting runned dow by a giant tweety and a toy car. so in the first parent-teacher meeting, he praised me as one of his best students, and that "she has great imagination" he also rescued me from a ny trouble other teacher made... i liked that teacher...

edit:gah lately i have even more grammatic mistakes. i dont know how to correct it. bear with it.

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hmmm...wierd moments...oh yeah i had a gay sociology teacher who made us watch porn in class 🤣 as it was sex ed. LOL the funny thing is it started out as regular porn with two guys and a girl but in the end they both turned gay...hahaha...if i remember correctly i think it was a spanish movie. he said sex ed using those old movies about the sperm, ovaries and whatnot was boring and everyone would just fall asleep. what he did sure kept everyone wide awake 🤣

we also had a literature teacher who is a famous book writer so the university was excited to have him teach. but guess what. he never taught us anything. 🤣 he never gave quizzes, tests or assignments, every session he would just tell us perverted stories he made up 🤣 that was our little time of relief from a difficult college life.

and then there is my high school english teacher who always fell asleep in her own lectures ESPECIALLY in exams. she would sleep like a rock for 10-30 min before waking up and she wouldn't even realize that she fell asleep 😲 how the hell can she not realize she fell asleep!? i will never know...

10th Grade Spanish-

Guy had a little wireless microphone attached to his shirt collar that connected to surround speakers throughout the room. He would make the entire class stand up and yell questions at people through the microphone. We would have to answer 1 question verbally before we could sit down every day before class. He would also make us watch gay movies in Spanish. Not pornographic or anything, just gay. Gender Benders and whatnot. I'm not anti-gay or homophobe or anything, but making a class of 15 yr olds watch gay stuff is asking for trouble.

11th Grade Ceramic-

Guy had Graffiti all over the walls. Not little graffiti - big colorful murals that said "Ceramix" and "Edge-U-K8" and things like that. He would have Vietnam flashbacks and talk about smoking pot. He would also ask if anyone knew how to do graffiti so that he could have them do murals. He rode a motorcycle and also did tattoos on the weekend. He did a tattoo for me when I was 16. Awesome.

College Trigonometry-

This professor taught Math at the university of Moscow for like 100 years and decided to move to America and teach us Trig. He couldn't speak English and would yell at us in Russian. One day he came in and gave us a test. 70% of the class failed the test because we couldn't understand his teaching at all. When he graded the tests, he started turning red in the face and was sweating. He then stood up said (in thick Russian Accent) "Class!!! I KILL YOU!!! THIS TEST IS BAD!!! YOU NOT LOVE TRIGONOMETRY!!! I KILL MY CLASS!!! half the class left right then and some (including me) dropped the class. Not sure what happened to that guy.

College Pschology-

Guy was in his 60s at least, but was on probation with the college board for having relationships with various female students in his class. Constantly came to lecture wearing short 1980s running shorts and tank-tops. He would show us porn and then tell us about the psychological implications of whatever was going on. Then halfway through the semester he started wearing suits to class and we would just watch movies all day and never have lectures. I would show up and sit quietly and got an "A" mark in the class. I didn't learn anything.

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whoa....they teach Trigonometry in college? I thought Trigonometry was taught in High school.

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I had once a litterature teacher in 9th grade who was a bit..wierd. Once when he was outside during a break a guy from my class threw an snowball right in his head from behind. The whole class was standing there and he walked to us and said: ok, the one who threw that snowball is going to get his ass kicked, but he who tells me who did it, will get much candy! And after that, he started jumping around in circles while clapping his hands.

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In my English class, I once had an old lady for a subtitute teacher that was...depressed or something. After she told us her name, the first thing she said is that she was divorced and got all sad, like staring soulessly at the floor 😐 We were like "...what?" Sorry lady, but it's not like we care 🤣

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