i had a teacher who was very serious about math but always made it fun...one time, he was writing the calculations then looked at us and saw most of us were yawning almost falling asleep. Then he had a heart attack 😲 and collapsed everyone of the students came rushing to his side scared, screaming when we took a closer look he was smiling. the smartass was faking it. lol. but it was dangerous since he's already around 60+ so we all lectured him how he shouldn't do that or next time no one might take him seriously when it really does happen.

This same teacher was also the one who said girls were a pain because they were the reasons men fight.he even gave the fall of troy as the example 🤣

No, I mean literally bear with them. Argue, but not too much.

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In primary school, I had a teacher who loved to fling books at us. She had a really short fuse.. and she taught us moral science.

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i had a teacher who was very serious about math but always made it fun...one time, he was writing the calculations then looked at us and saw most of us were yawning almost falling asleep. Then he had a heart attack 😲 and collapsed everyone of the students came rushing to his side scared, screaming when we took a closer look he was smiling. the smartass was faking it. lol. but it was dangerous since he's already around 60+ so we all lectured him how he shouldn't do that or next time no one might take him seriously when it really does happen.

This same teacher was also the one who said girls were a pain because they were the reasons men fight.he even gave the fall of troy as the example 🤣

i would like to have a teacher like that 😀

whatever

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i had a teacher who was very serious about math but always made it fun...one time, he was writing the calculations then looked at us and saw most of us were yawning almost falling asleep. Then he had a heart attack 😲 and collapsed everyone of the students came rushing to his side scared, screaming when we took a closer look he was smiling. the smartass was faking it. lol. but it was dangerous since he's already around 60+ so we all lectured him how he shouldn't do that or next time no one might take him seriously when it really does happen.

This same teacher was also the one who said girls were a pain because they were the reasons men fight.he even gave the fall of troy as the example 🤣

i would like to have a teacher like that 😀

haha me too!

Haha my sister's teacher was exactly the same he did that too but he was younger && everytime he was bored he'd do something weird like if he was bored && everybody was takin a test he would all of a sudden scream && jump randomly for fun,haha

"This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbbutt cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top

if you have those kind of teachers then school is not so boring.

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i had a teacher who was very serious about math but always made it fun...one time, he was writing the calculations then looked at us and saw most of us were yawning almost falling asleep. Then he had a heart attack 😲 and collapsed everyone of the students came rushing to his side scared, screaming when we took a closer look he was smiling. the smartass was faking it. lol. but it was dangerous since he's already around 60+ so we all lectured him how he shouldn't do that or next time no one might take him seriously when it really does happen.

This same teacher was also the one who said girls were a pain because they were the reasons men fight.he even gave the fall of troy as the example 🤣

i would like to have a teacher like that 😀

his wife is a better teacher since she made the lessons really easy to understand, she's one of the best math teachers of the school...don't get me wrong, i like my teacher too. even though he makes lessons fun. he's really specific when it comes to checking the quizzes. most failed at their exams just because they didn't put -"let x= no. of units" even if the solution and answer was correct it was still wrong because they never declared what x was.

sometimes he would even state "don't write anything on your paper. you'll be helping me since its easy to check empty papers." 🤣

Wacky school teachers and professors...
In my school, 3 teachers have been busted for drugs and having sex with their students. (but thats just creepy, not whacky) My V.P used to be a Drill Sgt. (Don't want to get him mad). My gym teacher works for the pentagon. The consoler is a Ex Marine. And every other teacher is insane! Also, my history teacher is hot! Mistaken her for a student on the fist day and got in trouble for hitting on her. Every day at that school is messed up and fun.

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Wacky school teachers and professors...
In my school, 3 teachers have been busted for drugs and having sex with their students. (but thats just creepy, not whacky) My V.P used to be a Drill Sgt. (Don't want to get him mad). My gym teacher works for the pentagon. The consoler is a Ex Marine. And every other teacher is insane! Also, my history teacher is hot! Mistaken her for a student on the fist day and got in trouble for hitting on her. Every day at that school is messed up and fun.

haha that sounds like a non-boring && awesome school!!
o my teacher in elemantry school use to be a drill sgt. 😀

"This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbbutt cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top

I had a biology who would always slide her tongue through her teeth, in a very suggestive way. A physics teacher who was bi and a history teacher who was funny and good looking, so all the girls loved him and the guys hated him, but he was one of the best teacher we had he would always give us advices on how to fix our classe's problems. Can't forget to mention the teacher that was so short tha could only reach half of the black board 🤣

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i have a teacher who love his quotes. ^^

We teachers don't care about you guys, we don't want troubles from the government. SO STFU!

You just swore across the room.. you're challenging me.. If you were to whisper i would have ignore but you're challenging me. You just said %^$#@ Off in front of me. And for that you know i will do something..

IF YOUR NAME IS ON THE BOARD. GET A LIFE!

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Had a few strange ones I remember of the top of my head, it's been 5 years since I finished school.

Year 6: Two words, Short and Angry. As short as all of us with a really bad temper. She also tried reading the bible (In a public school!! with at least one Muslim in the class)

Year 8 Maths: Made fun of constantly as everyone knew that he was seeing our homeroom teacher. Embarased himself and her at a NBA match!

Year 8 Wood/Metal work: 40+ year old, cranky man. A yobbo by defination (Australian Slang for messy, slinglet, shorts and thongs wearing, heavy drinking and smoking guy, likes cricket and footballl etc...) Very easy going when not angry. Smoked at school (Against Federal policy!!)

Year 11 Physics: Tall Canadian, very cool guy, easly distracted through. Liked blowing stuff up or freezing it in Liquid nitogen and then breaking it!

Year 11 English: A English speaking Russian/Ukrainan. Work it out!! Was asked to say "Goodbye Mr bond" with a Russian accent all the time!

Year 12 Biology: A hippie by defintion

Year 12 Australian History: A legend! would always give extentions on assigments. Pitty that he died waiting for a transplant.

I'm sure I'll remember many more as I moved 4 times from years 2-12 of school.

my dancing, singing, closing-the-lights-and-plays-air-golf-with-students-heads-and-a-boom-while-turning-the-class-into-a-disco-during-the-first-test-of-the-term cinema teacher is still the coolest!! >_< 🤣 😀

the best security guard, EVER.

Just remembered another one:

Year 11/12 Computing: Zoltan Ciski (Pronounced Cheeky!!) I aced his classes as I already knew too much about MS office. A friend of mine and serveral others were regually busted for surfing the net, I ALT TABed and was never caught when it did surf the net in class.

Mmm... highschool teachers: I had a teacher who was always mistaken as a student since she looks like one of us (she was 22 at the time) and apparently, she fell asleep during one of the classes too.

Another teacher had this accent which might have been British or Australian. He swore a lot and said strange things. He ate a piece of paper once because it had a password on it. When his phone went off in class, he smashed it on the ground and kicked it outside saying something like "curse this bloody thing, get out of here!" And he once threatened to throw people who tried to cheat on an exam out the window, along with their desk.

Then, there was this creepy teacher who had a fetish for short azn girls and was obsessed with China, even though he was white. He would show us disgusting images of disfigured or decapitated people as a result of accidents or stuff. His physics test/quizzes/problems always contained exotic animals or elephants.

I've heard of a teacher that had mood swings. One moment, she's all nice, and the next moment, she's yelling at the class. I've also heard that when she's in a bad mood, she puts in a tiara...

Another teacher would write on a person's forehead with permanent marker if they forgot something too often, or make them do pushups if they were late. He'd sometimes go off-topic from math to washrooms. He listens to the music he confiscates from students. He also works at an frozen dessert store somewhere. It's too bad he passed away during my 12th grade.

Then there was this pretty cool teacher who always tried to make us think things through from differing perspectives. One time, he created a fake newspaper article and tricked us into thinking that a new discovery was made that land-mined all of our current understanding of biology. For Halloween, he wears a real pumpkin on his head. He gets bored when we write tests and goes around asking if we need help, or giving out hints and possibly answers. He has a friend who is also a teacher at the school who is also quite strange. One time he barged into our class with a toy lightsabre. He attacked someone, and the lightsabre snapped and bounced back to hit him in the head. He also tried to sell his students scout cookies for his son.

For the not so wacky, but unusual, one of our gym teachers is the MVP player for Canadian lacrosse, and captain of Toronto's team. Another gym teacher, who was from Montreal and couldn't speak English well (we were a French class) had a disease that caused him to lose energy and possibly forget stuff. He was an awesome teacher, but he left because he couldn't teach regularly anymore with his illness, and went to become a Judo instructor for the Montreal Police. Our VP was an emergency paramedic. All of our music teachers were constantly joking around. There's probably more, but remembering stuff two years back is too much work.

As for professors: Half of them have strong accents and it's hard to understand what they're saying. Most of them hire a bunch of TA's with even stronger accents. I think I wrote too much already, and it's 4am, so I'll just talk about the craziest one. There's one professor I've heard of who's infamous in the engineering program at our school known as Dmitrevsky. He says some pretty harsh things...

Ahaha, I wrote way too much... does that mean I had way too many crazy teachers?