nother teacher had this accent which might have been British or Australian. He swore a lot and said strange things.

LOL! What kind of things did he say cheesestix?

"Bloody computer, just kill it already!", "If I catch anyone cheating, I'll throw you out the window along with your desk.", "Damn bunch of idiots, can't even do this right.", "You bloody phone, get outta here!", and stuff and such.

ROFL!!!!

That dosen't help me work out where he's from though. 🤣

I think he sounds Australian, not that I know any in real life, but my friend says he's pretty sure he's British.

I suppose it depends on a few things. Australia used to be very British before the second World War, but delevoped our own slang words and we don't have any unique letter sounding or pitch.

Also from WW2 onwards we became friendly with Amercia and by definition more American. We also have people from many different non-english backgrounds post war, so it sometimes can be hard to tell.

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I think he sounds Australian, not that I know any in real life, but my friend says he's pretty sure he's British.

Australian and British accents are actually not similar, a British accent has a stronger bit to it. Hard to explain, lol.

One of the teachers i had would call the principal "Monopoly man" behind his back ('cause he looked like the little monopoly man) buuuttt he got fired for throwing something at a student >_> cough lol

True. We don't sound like those POMs. Why do Amercian TV shows overplay or make our accent sound British? Ever seen any English TV or movies?

I didn't have any interesting like you guys Ô_Ö.

Most was an english teacher that some classmates teased her with the math teacher (they were both new teachers and single), then she would get embarrassed and begin to write in the blackboard during all the class. She even did the assigned homework so most of the class just waited for her to write it in the blackboard, then she complained because of the low score in exams telling "we did it so well in class"...

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why i have only normal teachers? 🙁 i am feeling jealous of you guys 😢

My social studies teacher last year...crazy.
On the first day of school, he told us all that he's met aliens and has been on their mother planet, he told us a story about that and went around the class with this stick and said that if you touch it, you'll get abducted like he did that night. o_o
And other days he told us about getting beat up by a midget and getting attacked by ghosts. Then he'd keep mentioning aliens and speaking in their language for the rest of the year.
It was HILARIOUS, hahaha, his class was fun and easy so I liked it. XD

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I'm really starting to hate Mind Games...I've had 2 Management (Financial Management and Productions Management) teachers play them on the whole class...The first one was more obvious he was playing mind games but the second one...you couldn't guess he was playing mind games since he played a sort of strict teacher but still had a sense of humor

He would individually consult each and every student after each term(pre-lims and midterms) of the semester and tell us how we have to work harder, where we have to work harder because our grades were very low, yet we have no idea what our grades were because he's withholding them from the school database...you wouldn't believe how many sleepless nights we all had studying and working on projects and by midterms he still consulted every student telling them how bad they were doing...

But when we finally got our grades everyone had an average of 85% >.< from quizzes to exams to projects everyone was doing just fine yet he kept telling us how bad we were doing 🤢 That's tough love 🤣 We played right into his hands cause by finals no one had a grade below 95%

Wow, he had great teaching skills.

Just like my Dutch teacher. He was awesome. 😎

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My Biology teacher would look at porno mags in his office.

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Oh-ho-ho how many stories I have to tell for this thread...
But for now I'll just tell you about two of them.

History teacher: A living legend, and now you'll see why. 😎
1)He held a demonstration on how to have sex with the desk.
2)He wiped off his nose on a class's curtain, and said "after I do this take it to cleaning because it's next to the heater and it'll get dry and I want to use it again". And afterwards laughs by himself.
3)He makes jokes like "Moses split the Red Sea with his staff...but we can interpret this another way. The Red sea were a woman's legs and the staff was mumblemumble"
4)He freaked out and started yelling on some random student, saying that he was mocking him by imitating his hand gestures...when the guy was a nice, calm student who would prolly never do that (and he actually held his own quite well to the over half an hour paranoia tantrum of the teacher and his long rants about lack of respect for teachers from students nowadays.)
5)He yells at us for 45 minutes about how we need to go by quicky with all the lessons in the manual, since we only have one hour of history per week, and he proceeds to teach in the last 5 minutes.
6)Seeing him still talk to a desk of 3 unfortunate students while the break is well over (aka he kept us so much overtime the break was over and next class was ready to begin) is always priceless. And seeing the next teacher come in and be Completely.Ignored is even more fun.

There are lots more, but that would move this thread to 18+. Please mods dooon't ;_;
I should tell more innocent stories from when I was young...

Primary school Civic Education teacher is next then:
1)Sent us to buy him cigarettes.
2)Drew us butterflies and heads of national heroes on the blackboard and gave us grades for that. I loved him ;_;

Social Studies Teachers...

My 5th grade social studies teacher was picked on a lot by the kids. He was very passive and almost never took charge. I was basically his favorite student, I think, because I was introverted and got the best grades in the class...
One Tuesday, he was just gone. He had given us homework the night before, as well.
The school said he had family problems, but they were probably lying.

My friend's 6th grade social studies teacher always carried a knife. He stabbed people's projects, and even stabbed my friend's book. (It was in the middle, and went all the way through the cover--which was rather thick.)

My 6th grade social studies teacher always smiled. She always, always smiled--especially when she was mad. She was very pretty, though, and she used to be a model.

In 7th grade, my social studies teacher was actually less weird than the others. He was really vain and dramatic about everything though.

From there, my social studies teachers got less and less weird...

English Teachers...

In 6th grade, I had an English teacher. She was young and strict. The next year, her last name had changed. She had gotten a divorce.

In 7th grade, I had an English teacher. She was young and wimpy. The next year, her last name had changed. She had gotten a divorce.

In 8th grade, my English teacher was a man and not so young. He loved mushy romance novels that I wasn't so fond of. He was weird all on his own. I don't think he got a divorce... He ended the curse that had befallen the young, female English teachers who taught me.

Thus concludes most of my weird teacher experiences.