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And Sir Gir what would you do, since all you seem to be doing is attacking my point of view?

Go to drunkguy's island, or if I have warning, train to become an astronaut and live in space until this whole thing is moderately solved 😀

I've thought exactly 5 seconds about this (I'm such a hypocrite 🤣 )

I want to go to drunkguy's island just so I could drink with the guy (hoping that he isn't carrying that board with a nail in it)

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On my island, everyone would have be naked and shaved of all hair both pubic and otherwise! Okay, that'd kinda suck I guess. I'd be deathly afraid to go in the water without protection.

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But, maybe if I lived in a submarine until you all destroyed them b/c don't think zombies can swim (I hope)... Well they wouldn't be able to swim into your submarine anyway...

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I want to go to drunkguy's island just so I could drink with the guy (hoping that he isn't carrying that board with a nail in it) Oh, darn it. Would I be the only sober guy (don't like alcohol), cause that just might make me sacrifice myself to the zombies...

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I know I would never last, I hate zombies soo much, don't like stuff dealing with the undead. I would probably lose it if I had to really deal with that.

But, maybe if I lived in a submarine until you all destroyed them b/c don't think zombies can swim (I hope)...

Yeah. The nuclear submarine option would be the best if you could count on the crew not being infected. Shelter, weapons, skilled personnel, enough resources to last months, etc... Hopefully training would hold up after the fall of civilization.

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On my island, everyone would have be naked and shaved of all hair both pubic and otherwise!

Okay, that'd kinda suck I guess. I'd be deathly afraid to go in the water without protection.

Bah. Going into the water would be courting death anyway in a floating zombie reality. Best to forget one's modestly and revel in the nakedness. 🤣

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I know I would never last, I hate zombies soo much, don't like stuff dealing with the undead. I would probably lose it if I had to really deal with that.

But, maybe if I lived in a submarine until you all destroyed them b/c don't think zombies can swim (I hope)...

Yeah. The nuclear submarine option would be the best if you could count on the crew not being infected. Shelter, weapons, skilled personnel, enough resources to last months, etc... Hopefully training would hold up after the fall of civilization.

It would be just my luck that some undead would have snuck onboard when we took off and then we'd all be just sardines....

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I wonder what security is like inside a sub. If there are cameras and/or motion detectors, making a roll call, locking down the sub and checking the security systems would probably nip any individual zombie problem if caught quickly enough. Without any internal security though, a person would be lucky to be able to take their own life.

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Yeah. The nuclear submarine option would be the best if you could count on the crew not being infected. Shelter, weapons, skilled personnel, enough resources to last months, etc... Hopefully training would hold up after the fall of civilization.

It would be just my luck that some undead would have snuck onboard when we took off and then we'd all be just sardines....

Leprechaun 7: Undead In A Submarine

@Haiyeth (1 page or so back) what an amazing list of links, thanks.

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@mica363

I wonder what security is like inside a sub. If there are cameras and/or motion detectors, making a roll call, locking down the sub and checking the security systems would probably nip any individual zombie problem if caught quickly enough. Without any internal security though, a person would be lucky to be able to take their own life.

I better find someone good at security systems or it will be death by torpedo launch for me.

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Leprechaun 7: Undead In A Submarine

hehe, yeah wouldn't be surprised, maybe Jennifer Aniston would make a camio

"Squeak Squeaken, Squeak Squeaker"

well assuming whatever destroys human flesh kills zombies, zombies would "drown" or bloat up and fall apart, or they would be devoured by ocean scavengers, considering there decaying would leave a scent in the water that would stretch for a few hundred yards(yes smell exist in water, that's how sharks hunt for anyone who felt like questioning that), so a boat=saftey if noone on board is a zombie/infected.

I would go for the semi-auto assualt(gun&pawn store right down the street) and enough ammunition to make it to walmart if the car broke down or was blocked off, a 9mm for close combat and spare ammo(15-20 clips), and after i had all that(probably weighing 80lbs at least) i would be slowed down, so a melee weapon would only be more weight and I would die if it was my only weapon against any more than 3 zombies were within 5 feet of me anyways. the semi automatic would be to kill those that are in front of me at a distance or closing in on me from a distance, the pistol would come into play once I had 10 or less ammo and zombies were only 200 feet or less away from me(can't hit as well with a pistol as a rifle, if there is a pistol stock at the pawn, I would use it after semi-auto was depleted of all 10 clips), i would take yards and sidewalks in the car while avoiding as many zombies as possible, if a direction im going has sight blocked by buildings and housing, I will take another route untill i find a wal-mart, chances are survivors will be there doing the same thing I am and will have it locked down, so trying to figure out the intrance will be hard, and taking the chance of them shooting me if i enter is risky, very risky. if they shoot at me, it will more likely be trying to protect themselves from me as a person, they want to preserve there food suppy, this is where the pistol shines 😀 they will have firepower as well but if i survive the firstshot they take at me, i know there location, i will more or less "ninja hide and seek" till i get a good shot or they find and kill me, at which point i then search and destroy all other survivors, i've killed one of them, there is no more room for negotiation, if i survive that then i search for canned foods, instant noodles, ect. and shash them in some place near the weapons racks. i take all the items that will expire and eat them first, waiting for other survivors to find the place so i can convince them to help me patrol. and continue like this till the food supply runs out.

It's brutal, evil, and risky, but probably the only way i'll survive. though hopefully the first guy i see when i break into wal-mart actually accepts me and doesn't shoot so i don't have to kill anyone other than zombies 😐

easy.. make an air base.. like the ones in... what's the movie called again? the sky captain and bla bla bla. just throw every infected crew off the base, and you'll stay there and bombard the zombies below to eradicate them ^ ^ 😀

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I want to go to drunkguy's island just so I could drink with the guy (hoping that he isn't carrying that board with a nail in it) Oh, darn it. Would I be the only sober guy (don't like alcohol), cause that just might make me sacrifice myself to the zombies...

People should not underestimate the value of alcohol in a zombie situation. It is a pain reliever, fuel for molotovs, and antiseptic for non fatal wounds all in one convenient bottle. As for the board w/ nail, I'd likely had upgraded to sharp rock on a stick by then. Alcohol is a strategic resource at that point and there's only room on the boat for one lush! 😁

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[quote=SirGir]Ugh, even if you got in the tank you'd have to live/exist with zombies moaning like a foot away from you for 24/7
You'd go insane before you even ran out of food 😔
[edit: Unless of course you have the mystical stealth tank.]

That is assuming that the zombies 1 know that you are in the tank and 2 if the zombies are so concerned with cracking a tank that they don't abandon the impenetrable ness of it for easier prey. I think that darwinism is still applicable in a mystical world where zombies are around

Your assuming makes some questionable assumptions: 😛
(1) That it is realistic that you can get into the tank without even one zombie seeing you in a likely zombie-infested world.
(2) Zombies have some form of reason that determines what and how long they pursue prey.

And your assuming makes what I assume to be very questionable assumptions.
1 That it is realistic for zombies to exist
2 Zombies DON'T have INSTINCT that tells them to pursue easier prey.

This whole thread is based on the fanciful notion that zombies exist, that humans can fend them off, and that we have a choice of what weapons we can use. If an assault rifle, machine gun, and long sharp melee weapons are available, they why the hell can't I have a tank? I would be in way better shape than any putz who tries to fight the damn things with a blade, or axe or even a shot gun.

In reality, which I reiterate this is not, the most logical weapon would be an automobile because they are plentiful, easily procured, easily refueled, and ten times more accurate in creating fatal head trauma than any of the other proposed methods.

So in the magical world of zombie invasion, I will be driving my M1A1 tank. 😎 [/quote]

lol
cars are very good for head trauma . how many could u mow down with ur car b4 its trashed ?
coz i have a crappy maruti 800 that could take down maybe 7-12 of em b4 it gets fucked up .

as long as its tank talk. ill take a tank that uses a bicycle motor to run it with ultra stealth mode and can use dead zombie skulls as cannon ammo. (and cant forget - it comes with a bathroom)

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you realize a Leopard tank weighs 42.2 tonnes and a Abrams weighs 61.4tonnes. good luck getting a bike motor to run those. I think someone posted this before about average speed of tanks the leopard goes 72km/h and the Abrams goes around 65km/h or around 40mp/h for you americans.

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you realize a Leopard tank weighs 42.2 tonnes and a Abrams weighs 61.4tonnes. good luck getting a bike motor to run those. I think someone posted this before about average speed of tanks the leopard goes 72km/h and the Abrams goes around 65km/h or around 40mp/h for you americans.

yea that's entirely true, i just watched an episode of super weapons on discovery channel and that's what they said about tanks. hahaha, you would at least need a crew of 3 or 4 to man those metal monsters

They had missiles and tanks and such and even a nuclear sub senario in World War Z. The sub did fine until of course they started running low on supplies and the tanks... yea I wouldnt be driving one of those thru a horde of zombies. Only thing tanks are good for is like i guess plow, you need to get thru 50-60 zombies? plow right thru.... 100,000 zombies? run ur ass away.

What about "dancing"?

You could just start dancing Thriller, the zombies would obviously follow (everybody knows all zombies dance thriller) and in the middle of the choreography you silently scape.

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