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i think zombies because pirates and ninja are already at lost when they only have the ability to kill a living things
robot probably going to be an all out war but zombies probably mass produce faster then robots 🤣

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Ninjas, because if there are zombies then it would only be rational for a ninja to be able to use ki as well. Zombies wouldn't be able to hit ninjas, they dodge too much, pirates have no formal training and have too many disabilities (peg legs, eye patches and all), and robots are limited by there power sources.

Unless the robots have nuclear weaponry. Then they win.

well.. of course ninja are faster but then again zombie can just simply infect and mass produce 😲 you can't run!!!

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Otherwise, I think robots with ninja skills would win.

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If the zombies could bring victims to their side, They have quite a good chance at winning.

They can't infect robots

Yes but zombies would totally outnumber them.

Ninjas, simply because of Ninja Gaiden Black and Ninja Gaiden II. A single ninja with the capabilities of Ryu Hayabusa will absolutely destroy any opponent, biological or robotic, that comes in his (or her) way.

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Well, zombies will either eat or turn the ninjas/pirates, which is easily done because of their mass numbers (that is, if humans are even around), and the robots will eventually disintegrate, but the zombies...maybe they would evolve. It's really a matter of time though.

Eventually the zombies will just keep eating each other until nothing is left, will the robots still be functional by then? How long would the zombies last? If the robots weren't destroyed by the ninjas or pirates already, then they'll be around to get rid of the zombies.

Robots win, regardless of the # of zombies, because the dead can not reproduce. No one said "normal humans" were in this scenario, but even if they were, eventually they would die out as well, and thus...the zombies, too; nothing left to eat, they would whither, and die. Or just get their ass kicked by the robots, you can't fight if you're weak; does still being around count as winning?

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I never knew zombies could starve. I always thought they hand an insatiable hunger for flesh, not a need.

Not what I heard. The zombies I'm friends with can't go more than 3 days without eating.

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Well I guess it'd depend more on the manufacture of the robots.

British ones, the electrics would just short .
Germans ones will be too busy just going to and from the mechanics'.
French ones will fall apart.
Italian ones will be things of beauty but completely rusted with in one day.
American ones are too big, not nimble enough, and use too much fuel.
Japanese ones will work forever but are either over styled or bland.

The robots could be robot pirate ninjas

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I win by default >8D I voted for robots.

Of course Ninjas would win in a fight. They are swift and secretive.

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The robots could be robot pirate ninjas

Or Robot Ninja Zombie Pirates.
None can stand up to that except for the Vampire Cowboy Werewolf Viking.

Though I think robots would win in a non hybrid fight.
Zombies can't infect Robots. And depending on wether or not it's a killer robot, a ninja cannot stab it and a pirate shoot it to death.
The pirate might stand the best chance though, with all that water around them the robots will quickly rust.

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id say cyborg pirate ninja jesus would win hands down

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