When you're encouraging your boyfriend *to try *playing for the other team?

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He hates me now.

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I think I've found a new one...

I was driving to the movies today and looked up at a cloud in the sky. And my first thought was:

"It's an erect penis."

I burst out laughing in the car and said "I've been reading yaoi too long." This of course prompted my husband to ask what was so funny, so I told him (after I managed to stop laughing long enough to breathe...)

He agreed with me, and said: "Hey look, it even has balls."

ROFL

Ok...totally rofl...hahah

I haven't read that much of yaoi, I like the genre, but I don't consider myself a hardcore fan XD...I thought so, and reading this post I don't think I am one but...eh..I have actually tought about what would be like to:

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Maybe to violate your boyfriend (or just a male) with a dildo just like you saw in some yaoi the other day (seriously hoping he will become addicted to this).

Well..not exactly violation...but you get it.

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I think many yaoi fangirls always cross the line 🤣
There's too many to list. And some I'd rather just not think about. I know I have crossed the line at least once

uhhh.when you squeal everytime you see a beautiful guy.not because you think he's hot.but because he would look good with another good-looking guy.

When you imagine pairings between the boys in first-grade readers.

(._.)

"Oh, Jack. No, no, no. Not there, Jack."
"It is good, Tom. Do not be sad. See Spot run."

Hard to define since being obsessed with BL doesn't neccessarly means one 'has crossed the line'...

I guess it depends on the behavior of the person - I know some fangirls who can act very annoying even though they aren't obsessed with the genre that much...

And I know obsessed fujoshi who act normal and don't even mention BL when around non-BL/anti-BL fans...

I haven't crossed THIS line (god thanks) but it came to mind when I read the other comments:
(as a rabid fangirl) wanting/having a sex change because you want real man sex ...

How crossing is that?

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I don't think I've ever crossed those lines in the first posts but I think I can get to the ten marker line. For me it was when I figured out that I couldn't watch a chick flick or read a shojo-beat manga without wishing the main chick would go off somewhere and the two guys that are fighting for her love would get together and completely forget about her.

Or when I see a couple kissing in public im just like eew, and when I see two guys Im like, awwwww.

and I won't lie, I have crossed the , "want to be a guy for at least a day to have gay sex" line.

If Authors were to write as well as some people spoke then, sjdfhsdjkfh sdjfhsdjkfh!

-Horseradish

Oh man, this is all soooo messed up. XD

@ LadiAma: I've heard the gay community isn't very accepting of FTM trannies. That's really a shame, too.

I've written my fair share of self-insertion fics when I was in 4th grade. Of me and one of my classmates. Oh man, that is so messed up when I think about it. Whenever I read it over, I'm like "Christ on a pogostick, the anatomy is way off"

I've heard the gay community isn't very accepting of FTM trannies. That's really a shame, too.

Fffff, why? FTMs can be really hot! =D

Also, you may have crossed the line when you can't see two guys interact without imagining them making out. is miles and miles past the line

In terms of becoming a hardcore yaoi fan, a very wise person once told me it's when you evaluate a guy's hotness based on how good he would look making out with another guy.

If that's true, I've crossed that line long ago. 😛

When you imagine elaborately-hidden gay conspiracies between every major person in history!

Caesar and Antony, no doubt.

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I'm not a rabid fan of either yuri or yaoi.. but i think the line is where you yourself draw it.. if you don't want to "cross some bridges" then that's where your line is.. it's all relative, i don't think there is one omnipotent line for everyone.. but if i were to think of one that maybe for everyone.. then it's smth like forcing others at gun point to reenact scenes from your favorite mangas/animes.. just in case.. meaning against their will...

All is Hitsuzen...

Maybe when you cross the line, you sometimes see in the high school hallways two or three guys/girls hugging around each other.
Or maybe with a couple of you friends that like well.... you know.. that kind of stuffs, you get to try to make up pairs or something. That's what me and one of my best yaoi friends do sometimes (since 60% of the time, we talk about yaoi lol).

Credit to KiNa on Animesuki 🙂

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I've heard the gay community isn't very accepting of FTM trannies. That's really a shame, too.

Fffff, why? FTMs can be really hot! =D

Also, you may have crossed the line when you can't see two guys interact without imagining them making out. is miles and miles past the line

That's a good question. I don't understand. I guess I'm not a male homosexual, so I will never understand. 😕

Ok, I have a new one:

When you see a friend on facebook say:

Little w. espied the men in HANDCUFFS next door...

and your first thought is of a sexual nature, not a criminal one.

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To be fair, the whole quote is:

Little w. espied the men in HANDCUFFS next door, and I had to spend the morning dodging his penetrating questions as I didn't feel like getting stuck in that particular quagmire.

The whole quote really does lend itself to going that direction, but I was already inclined WAY in that direction by the first phrase.

If you've ever thought or said "Nice Guys finish last" and really meant it, then you should probably read this LJ post by DivaLion. It's incredibly insightful whether you're male or female.

From a bumper sticker I like:
"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."