Quote from otakuness

my dad never really had any porn collection... now that i think back yeah.. as far as i know hes an anti porn saint... anyways as for my uncles and grandfather have no care in hiding their porn... its just under the tv or over the cabinets and stuff... and for some reason.. to a kid i was back then the front covers of porn always looks very colorful... why is that?? is that because it was japanese porn?? heck i dont know... anyways... i was four when i saw my first smut and six when i first saw actual porn on the tv... so i already know that stuff <wow that was pretty early.. sayonara innocence!!>.. after seeing thsoe things... i want to make things awkward to them by actually asking what it was... and i would laugh inside my head when i hear them say pathetic excuses, like its for work, its something i wont understand or its a movie that only adults can see... well im smarter than your old brains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! HAPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAYTOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn im wasted...

I just needed to quote this so that I know it wont go anywhere.

Yeah, still have only seen my Uncle's stash in his safe.

[color=green]"Officially, this machine doesn't exist, you didn't get it from me,
and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

I've found my grandpa's porn that me,my sister, and my cuz, watched together we made a whole lot of funny comments on the porn and laughed like hell just to keep it from getting awkward.