Quote from KabutoTX

For all you young ones I thought I would pass off something I heard a comedian say once. He was talking about the towel on the floor beside your parent's bed. If you see that towel, they had sex. Now that I have been married I can say it is very true.

QFT! ROFL!! 🤣

Edit: I seriously doubt that my parents have such a collection. I've never stumbled upon it, and I don't expect to (if they should die unexpectedly, or something).

If you've ever thought or said "Nice Guys finish last" and really meant it, then you should probably read this LJ post by DivaLion. It's incredibly insightful whether you're male or female.

From a bumper sticker I like:
"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

The only item I found was a volume of dirty humorous pics. Not a comic but a single picture per page. And not graphic at all.

Nope, I'm almost definite they don't have one, they aren't interested in porn, they see it as being morally wrong.

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When I was a kid, I found some of my mother's books and read them. I knew my step-father had videos, but never bothered to look for them. I figured if I really wanted to watch, I could just ask, since I knew he'd let me.

When I was a kid, I considered the novels on my father's book shelf with some depiction of sex erotica and "adult". 🤣 My father didn't mind me reading them.

Actually they were not romance or erotic literature at all, but just historical or literary novels. I guess to a little kid, they were already too much? 🙄

Quote from KabutoTX

For all you young ones I thought I would pass off something I heard a comedian say once. He was talking about the towel on the floor beside your parent's bed. If you see that towel, they had sex. Now that I have been married I can say it is very true. *it all comes flooding back to silent killer. Too often did he see this when his parents were still together. 🤢

Sarcasm just doesn't work over the internet.

Quote from CyberOblivion

Nope, I'm almost definite they don't have one, they aren't interested in porn, they see it as being morally wrong.

they do, believe me. lol jk 😛

well i did find some magazines ages ago..
on my dad's side of the bad..
on my mom's side of the bed u will always find cooking books and all that XD

when i was very Young, i saw a lill box between the things my mom bought, i asked my mom what that was.. and she just said: thats for ur dad(condoms) D:

i cant even relate my parents with that kind of things but i find it perfectly normal.. i dont really care

** "It's so warm that, Before the snow has a chance to stick, He melts it for me." **

When I was ten, I had looked through the top "unused" cabinets in my kitchen one day and whoop-de-doo, I found some DVDs! Unfortunately, it was actually porn hidden by my dad. 😔

My mother openly reads smutty romance novels, and I think that any further porn/smut would be pretty much out in the open. Her children are grown up, after all, and she is liberal.

And my father is a hardcore catholic. He thinks today's society is completely immoral; he can barely stand the idea of sex before marriage, or homosexual couples (then again, he certainly messed around as a kid). Where most guys have pinup posters of women, he has posters of plane engines 🤢

So I doubt my parents have a true collection of erotica. Believe me: Our house was very small when I was growing up, and I searched everywhere for mere self satisfaction in finding it.

found my dad's dvds when i was quite young forgot what i was looking for but i opened one of his draws and found a couple of dvds with typical porno titles 😐 99.9% sure my mom would not even think about watching porn.

Me, my sis, and my cousin found our grandparent Porno dvds in there closet. and from time to time we "borrowed" dvds and watch it together. however our grandparent found out and eventually they put a lock on their door mean they added a top on their door.

Weeell my uncle was talking out some stuff out of his room and then y'know those black plastic bags that yu use for garbage, well there were a lot of porn dvds and such...yeah.. and everybody was like don't look in there so it was pretty obvious.
And there are some dvds next to the dvd player. My couzin and uncle are very how should i say it..open , couzin doesn't bother hiding them, and i dont bother watching them.. idk, i don't find it pretty ...>.> 🙁

shuuu~
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I found my dad's porn mags. I was momentarily shocked but got over it pretty quick. It was normal stuff; fake tits, blond hair, lesbians...

Let's just say that stuff was tame/ordinary compared to the weird hentai my mom found on my computer. At the time I was a 15 year old girl, and unlike a grown man, I had no excuse.

i caught my dad looking in porno websites using MY computer

i installed a parental control plugin for mozilla firefox, and turned on the restriction function of internet explorer to ensure that he'll NEVER be able to access to any of those websites again

sometimes, i still check the history of internet explorer to see if he had visited any of those porno websites lately 🙄

The Deviant

Quote from Cerulean

i caught my dad looking in porno websites using MY computer

i installed a parental control plugin for mozilla firefox, and turn on the restriction function of internet explorer to ensure that he'll NEVER be able to access to any of those websites again

sometimes, i still check the history of internet explorer to see if he had visited any of those porno websites lately 🙄

That is just wrong....