No. My mother is plain at heart. And if I do find any, I'd be extremely surprised.

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Once found some porno on VHS when I was at my uncle's house for school holidays when I was a kid. Of course I played it, but it was very old stuff, you could tell from the hairstyles.... didn't think much of it, actually.

Of course, I rewinded it to the exact point it started at..... to avoid suspicion.... also wiped it clean so my prints wouldn't be found. Ahhh.....Good Times.

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Of course, I rewinded it to the exact point it started at..... to avoid suspicion.... also wiped it clean so my prints wouldn't be found. Ahhh.....Good Times.

yeah...once (before the internet) you had to work hard to get your hands on porn...not like nowadays when you just go to sexysha...ahem i mean it's to easy to get porn, there's no risk, no effort...

If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

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Of course, I rewinded it to the exact point it started at..... to avoid suspicion.... also wiped it clean so my prints wouldn't be found. Ahhh.....Good Times.

yeah...once (before the internet) you had to work hard to get your hands on porn...not like nowadays when you just go to sexysha...ahem i mean it's to easy to get porn, there's no risk, no effort...

Yup... easy as pie..... just remember to 'clear private data' on your browser.

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I wouldn't happen.
I was caught looking at porn when I was 16. My mom burst into tears and my dad, who never even spanked me, beat the hell out of me and kicked me out of the house for a week. Then they sent me to a psychologist, and I wasn't allowed to use the internet without one of them in the room until I moved out at 18. Then they had me have a heart to heart with our Chaplain, and had me rebaptised.

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I wouldn't happen.
I was caught looking at porn when I was 16. My mom burst into tears and my dad, who never even spanked me, beat the hell out of me and kicked me out of the house for a week. Then they sent me to a psychologist, and I wasn't allowed to use the internet without one of them in the room until I moved out at 18. Then they had me have a heart to heart with our Chaplain, and had me rebaptised.

damn, what the hell kind of porn were you watching?

If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

The first time my mom caught me with porn, she chewed me out and threw away the mag. Needless to say me and my cousin and my friends retrieved it later. It was a really good magazine.

Sarcasm just doesn't work over the internet.

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I wouldn't happen.
I was caught looking at porn when I was 16. My mom burst into tears and my dad, who never even spanked me, beat the hell out of me and kicked me out of the house for a week. Then they sent me to a psychologist, and I wasn't allowed to use the internet without one of them in the room until I moved out at 18. Then they had me have a heart to heart with our Chaplain, and had me rebaptised.

Dude, r u sure u ain't making this up, coz it's the most extreme case of parenting I've heard of. You Armish or somethin?

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I wouldn't happen.
I was caught looking at porn when I was 16. My mom burst into tears and my dad, who never even spanked me, beat the hell out of me and kicked me out of the house for a week. Then they sent me to a psychologist, and I wasn't allowed to use the internet without one of them in the room until I moved out at 18. Then they had me have a heart to heart with our Chaplain, and had me rebaptised.

I hope you at least got to finish.

My dad has these collection of tapes in which he tells me to never touch and he watches; he locks the door and tells me to never come in until he's done. =o

While my mom knows about it but doesn't care. xD

And I might've seen some labels on the tapes along the lines of erotic porn...

But I don't think I really wanna watch them and confirm it. D:

i was happily looking for a blank video when i picked out one of my mum's. lo and behold what did i find? i was younger then so i was quite shocked. 😲
this marked the end of my innocent days.

I found some of my mom's porn in a Jehova Witness' pamphlet book. No, she's not religious, she's just awesome like that. Also, kind of a genius place to hide it.

I'm not that curious as to go to their room and search around. I've never seen or known of any erotica that they might have. I know that they still have sex b/c I've heard a lil moaning every now and then. I also found an unopened condom lying around, so I'm guessing it was my dads, cuz why would my bro have it in their room? lol...but I've never found any collection of that sort.

I haven't failed. I have found 10,000 ways that don't work.

-Thomas alba Edison

Unfortunately, I have. My dad's little porn collection. I was scarred and disgusted. I didn't go search their room either, he just happened to misplace one of them on his desk when he wasn't home. Of course I snatched that thing and threw it under the bed. 🤣

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