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I regretted asking what certain terms meant some time ago. When no one answered I decided to google it. .___.

You know who you are, you evil people! D:

I regret googling that one too... 🤢 I regret knowing those peoples too. I regret lying just now.

I regret letting certain persons taking advantage of my patience. Of course it's partly my fault. I didnt say anything so they had no idea that they were going too far.

Go grab a sandwich! This might take a while.

When I was a janitor, I once asked a female friend to explain to me how girls manage to pee on the seat. She regaled me with tales of "hovering". There are things in this world that men just should not know about women.

There was another time when I asked a girl out and she literally told me, "That's sweet but you're way too nice to date!" The most annoying thing is she did it with a big smile.

Oh yeah! There was another female friend whom I asked to explain what a "seme" is. Word of advice: never ask an avid yaoi fangirl this question. Ever.

Then there was this awkward moment on Ragnarok Online. I played a priestess and flirted with (read as sexually harassed) all my female guildmates except this one priestess. She was a stupidly sweet Japanese girl; the kind that would apologize to lawn gnomes after tripping over them. Hitting on her felt worse than hitting on an 8-year old (no i didn't test that). She, however, got pissed that I left her out of my molestation loop and sweetly argued with me about it IN THE LOCAL CHAT CHANNEL! People actually stopped powerleveling and gathered around us as if it was the best thing since Jerry Springer. One guy even said "this is the best lesbian scene ever!" Eventually I asked my friend, "Let me get this straight. You WANT me to sexually harass you?!" I will never forget her reply. "That would be nice."

There was also a time when I had a very, very odd argument with a very close friend. Even though we weren't dating, it literally felt like we were breaking up. And the reason? I had stopped cybering with her. I stopped because she was despressed most of the time and I didn't want her to feel I was using her. It turns out one of the reasons she was down is because I stopped. If you think that's weird, wait until you hear more details. She's 10 years older than me and she lives with her girlfriend.

Oh yeah! there's also the time I asked a friend about the "two girls, one cup" thing. That's pretty self-explanatory. I still refuse to see it.

You can toss goatse in that category too,

Oh and have you every had a girl get pissed because you hugged her and she thought you were flirting but when you explain that you were just being friendly and aren't interested in her in that way, she gets even more pissed? That's practically the story of my life.

Speaking of pissing off girls, a friend told me her period was really late. I jokingly told her, "well, at least you know it ain't mine." I'm shocked I still have feeling in my neck, let alone breathe.

And speaking of periods, on a separate occasion, the same girl mentioned she was moody because she was on hers. I told her she should go get the pretty pink box from the drug store to take care of that. I'll be a man and admit it. That time I had it coming.

There's more but I can't remember them at the moment. Maybe another day.

"I suppose it wouldn't hurt me to go this once."

That line has been my bane more times than I can count. I should really learn that things that sound like good ideas just because I have nothing better to do never are.

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NightSwan also said that she wanted to peg me, once, but I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or a threat...

Well, I asked Reii, the admin of my scanlation group...what it meant to be "circumcised."
cough He did the death stare for like 5 minutes. ;__;
I DIDN'T KNOW. 😢

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Well, I asked Reii, the admin of my scanlation group...what it meant to be "circumcised."
cough He did the death stare for like 5 minutes. ;__;
I DIDN'T KNOW. 😢

Awww. =( I know how you feel. Did he make you google it? >.>

But...bwahahaha! A taste of your own medicine~! >:')

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Monkeys, always at your service.

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I have to thank you again. It's been a while since I've had this much d**k on my computer. :'3

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Well, I asked Reii, the admin of my scanlation group...what it meant to be "circumcised."
cough He did the death stare for like 5 minutes. ;__;
I DIDN'T KNOW. 😢

Awww. =( I know how you feel. Did he make you google it? >.>

But...bwahahaha! A taste of your own medicine~! >:')

;=; He wouldn't even tell me! So I wiki-ed it and eww'd at him. :<

♪MONSTARR~ will eat all your cookies and steal your bishies~♪ Φ_Φ

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Well, I asked Reii, the admin of my scanlation group...what it meant to be "circumcised."
cough He did the death stare for like 5 minutes. ;__;
I DIDN'T KNOW. 😢

Awww. =( I know how you feel. Did he make you google it? >.>

But...bwahahaha! A taste of your own medicine~! >:')

;=; He wouldn't even tell me! So I wiki-ed it and eww'd at him. :<

Why would you google it after he refused to tell you? >.>
What if it was something worst?! O_O

Curiosity kills, Starry! ;_____; googles said word

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I have to thank you again. It's been a while since I've had this much d**k on my computer. :'3

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[quote=StarlightDreams]Well, I asked Reii, the admin of my scanlation group...what it meant to be "circumcised."
cough He did the death stare for like 5 minutes. ;__;
I DIDN'T KNOW. 😢

Awww. =( I know how you feel. Did he make you google it? >.>

But...bwahahaha! A taste of your own medicine~! >:')

;=; He wouldn't even tell me! So I wiki-ed it and eww'd at him. :<

Why would you google it after he refused to tell you? >.>
What if it was something worst?! O_O

Curiosity kills, Starry! ;_____; googles said word[/quote]

I can't help being a curious monkey. 🤣

♪MONSTARR~ will eat all your cookies and steal your bishies~♪ Φ_Φ

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i cant think of anything i regret asking or saying at the moment so im just going to ask something strange here that I've been wondering for a while

how do I make myself more anxious, pay attention to my surroundings MUCH more, kind of like you would expect a rabbit to act (you know how when you step on a twig they run for dear life) yup yup....

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[quote=BaeSooky][quote=StarlightDreams]Well, I asked Reii, the admin of my scanlation group...what it meant to be "circumcised."
cough He did the death stare for like 5 minutes. ;__;
I DIDN'T KNOW. 😢

Awww. =( I know how you feel. Did he make you google it? >.>

But...bwahahaha! A taste of your own medicine~! >:')

;=; He wouldn't even tell me! So I wiki-ed it and eww'd at him. :<

Why would you google it after he refused to tell you? >.>
What if it was something worst?! O_O

Curiosity kills, Starry! ;_____; googles said word[/quote]

I can't help being a curious monkey. 🤣 [/quote]

OHO!
I get it.
BaaZing.

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Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

Ohh, remembered something. O_O

In middle school a group of friends and I were taking the bus home, and one of the girls asked me, "Do you think you're beautiful?" Well me being me, I was confused, but always went by what my mother once said; something like 'beauty is not in the appearance but the heart/inside.' So I said yes. O_O

Everyone laughed and called me stupid... >_<

Might be why I hate compliments. <_<;;

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I have to thank you again. It's been a while since I've had this much d**k on my computer. :'3

Saying I sometimes I read yaoi, it's not even smutty or even really ecchi but now my friends think I'm a pervert.

Asking what getting head was. My friend explained it and then asked me to demonstrate it to see if I understood. Just- 🤢 🤢

Last thing I can remember: My friend told me he like this girl. I liked her to but he didnt know that. I kind of shouted to her that he wanted to go out with her. I felt really bad and my friend was pissed at me. Luckily we both got over it and are still friends.

Um, looks like someone else had a problem with this word... In Math class a few years ago we were allowed to just hang out towards the end. In religion class they were talking about 'circumcision' a lot but I had no clue what it was. So. I asked a friend really loudly 'what circumcision was.' I felt awkward. Very awkward.
edit: Woohoo! passed 200 posts. (sorry)

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7 year old me in the car:

Me: When is the Oktoberfest?
Brother: December.
Me: (actually believing) Really?
Mum: Cut it out!