Zombie Apocalypse

16 years ago
Posts: 617
I thought of a new base of operations.
Chinatown!
Think about it, in any zombie movie, have you ever seen an asian zombie? I haven't.
Ergo, asians are immune to zombie..... uhm, -ism? anyway, you get the point.
So I can hide out in a chinese restaurant, eating dim sum, while all the asian people can fight the zombies on the outskirts of town with their kung-fu powers. They can fight hand to hand since they're immune anyway.
In case you were wondering, yes I have been drinking. Absinth to be exact, man that stuff is disgusting, but I got it for free so.
Do but despise reason and science,
The highest of all human gifts -
Then you have surrendered to the Devil
And must surely perish. - J.W. von Goethe
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I thought of a new base of operations.
Chinatown!
Think about it, in any zombie movie, have you ever seen an asian zombie? I haven't.
LMAO
Epic
[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

16 years ago
Posts: 1901
It'd be so cool if zombies actually took over.
- The old fashion way, some bottles, turpentine, rags and a lighter.
- Top of the bank of america corporate center. I'll use the architecture to my advantage
- Hospital's in walking distance.
- Blow up building... If I'm going to die, I'm taking everyone with me. 😐

16 years ago
Posts: 1366
I take it very few people here have read The Walking Dead. Wherein everyone is already infected. It's just a matter of expiring. A bite or a scratch won't zombifiy you, unless you die from it. Anyway, I'd be more wary of people than zombies, assuming I'm not a zombie myself.
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You can choose things to defend yourself with from your house. What do you pick? I have a bat and some long cutting shears. You know the kind for cutting trees. If I take one apart I instantly have two very deadly rectangular pipes made from aluminun alloy. So I don't know how many heads I will be able to smash before they get busted. A hammer. A shovel. Long heavy sharp end. Perfect for swinging around and lopping things off with. That's just what's in my home. There's an Ace hardware about two blocks from where I live.
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You must find a place to hide and rally survivors. You'll need supplies and a defensible location. What place do you pick? Basically, choosing your base. I've got several ideas for a base. There's my old high school. It's completely fenced off, but once those go it gets dicey. There are also three big box stores that would be more easy to defend. Assuming we could get to them. Food for a few years depending on the amount of people. The sewers wouldn't be out of the question either. Not very healthy but where else is more secure in a small town.
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You can scout out some local buildings/facilities for supplies and equipment for your "base". Where will you get them? everything that doesn't have a gun pointing or shooting at me is up for grabs.
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Tell me what your Plan B is. Basically, your escape plan when zombies are breaching your base.
there is no plan B. Everybody heads for the hills and/or gets eaten. 😃
Sarcasm just doesn't work over the internet.

16 years ago
Posts: 3229
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I take it very few people here have read The Walking Dead. Wherein everyone is already infected. It's just a matter of expiring. A bite or a scratch won't zombifiy you, unless you die from it.
That comic is good. 😃
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The cool part is that I never get tired of being deceived
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Just because someone's head was chopped off doesn't mean they're dead. That's just silly.
16 years ago
Posts: 258
Quote from The Guy
I thought of a new base of operations.
Chinatown!
Think about it, in any zombie movie, have you ever seen an asian zombie? I haven't.
Ergo, asians are immune to zombie..... uhm, -ism? anyway, you get the point.
So I can hide out in a chinese restaurant, eating dim sum, while all the asian people can fight the zombies on the outskirts of town with their kung-fu powers. They can fight hand to hand since they're immune anyway.In case you were wondering, yes I have been drinking. Absinth to be exact, man that stuff is disgusting, but I got it for free so.
no we asians all mighty and powerful we are, are not totaly immune to zombies (but we are to werewolf and everything that would kill the average white and less white man)
i saw plenty of asian zombies in this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkztcNXYbus
to kill the zombies they have to use wrestling moves 🤣

16 years ago
Posts: 707
I would brainwash Rush Limbaugh to run to the middle of nowhere, naked and covered in zombie luring oil, wait until all the zombies have gathered, then blast the place out of existence.

16 years ago
Posts: 617
Quote from mike0dude
i saw plenty of asian zombies in this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkztcNXYbus
to kill the zombies they have to use wrestling moves 🤣
But that's not canon. Also, we all know there are no japanese in chinatown. silly you.
Do but despise reason and science,
The highest of all human gifts -
Then you have surrendered to the Devil
And must surely perish. - J.W. von Goethe

16 years ago
Posts: 146
1) You can choose things to defend yourself with from your house. What do you pick?
I have two swords, baseball bats, golf clubs and knives so I'd just grab one of each and I'd be set. Well I'd probably take a couple knives.
2) You must find a place to hide and rally survivors. You'll need supplies and a defensible location. What place do you pick? Basically, choosing your base.
Police station. Sturdy, armed to the teeth with weapons, holding cells and locked, heavily fortified doors to keep people in OR out... sounds good to me.
3) You can scout out some local buildings/facilities for supplies and equipment for your "base". Where will you get them?
It would be safest to keep to smaller, more out of the way stores for that sort of thing, so I'd probably go to liquor stores for food and drinks and hardware and sports stores for melee weapons. Since we'd be hiding in a police station we'd probably be fine when it comes to guns.
4) Tell me what your Plan B is. Basically, your escape plan when zombies are breaching your base.
If it was a cut and run situation, I would head for the roof and take the police 'copter out of there. But if there were too many people for the 'copter I'd load us up in SWAT armored trucks and put the pedal to the metal.
16 years ago
Posts: 258
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Quote from mike0dude
i saw plenty of asian zombies in this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkztcNXYbus
to kill the zombies they have to use wrestling moves 🤣But that's not canon. Also, we all know there are no japanese in chinatown. silly you.
not in my city theres so many culture mixed up in chinatown you cant know if they will talk chinese, korean , vietnamese,japanese, or english, french and most of the time they speak 4 or 5 languages
thank you multicultural metropolis 🤣

16 years ago
Posts: 24
- a bat or a hairspray can and a lighter
- a local high school. its outdoor but the two exits have metal gates to cover them
- raid the cafeteria till supplies run out
- head north to Canada. it should be hard for a zombie to movie in the snow
If I had a polar bear as a pet I would have to name him Beary White.
16 years ago
Posts: 258
Quote from getUPstrong12
- a bat or a hairspray can and a lighter
- a local high school. its outdoor but the two exits have metal gates to cover them
- raid the cafeteria till supplies run out
- head north to Canada. it should be hard for a zombie to movie in the snow
movie?in the snow?
im in canada and we dont have snow year long so...
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- head north to Canada. it should be hard for a zombie to movie in the snow
About as hard as it will be for YOU to move in the snow...
[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

16 years ago
Posts: 838
Quote from The Guy
In case you were wondering, yes I have been drinking. Absinth to be exact, man that stuff is disgusting, but I got it for free so.
Really? Did you perform the absinthe ritual properly?
As for Asians being immune, keep in mind the average population of zombie flicks; hordes of whites to every individual black guy and no Asians, Arabs or Latinos. This means that while the black guy is usually the first to go on screen, all the other ethnic groups have already been mobbed and eaten the hoard of white people. 🤢

16 years ago
Posts: 16
1) You can choose things to defend yourself with from your house. What do you pick?
My sister. She's scary enough.
2) You must find a place to hide and rally survivors. You'll need supplies and a defensible location. What place do you pick? Basically, choosing your base.
The ice skating rink.
Watch those zombies fall! >:3
3) You can scout out some local buildings/facilities for supplies and equipment for your "base". Where will you get them?
TARGET!
4) Tell me what your Plan B is. Basically, your escape plan when zombies are breaching your base.
Get those Canadian geese nearby to poop on them.
Nasty little things.