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18 years ago
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-.- yeah thanks mamsmilk for explaining. I get it totally.
Member18 years ago
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Quote from chueisha
-.- yeah thanks mamsmilk for explaining. I get it totally.
lol, he's quite lucidating in that phrase
your sig...reminds me of ed more and more
"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer
"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel
I'm getting too old....
18 years ago
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Yeah I know you love me and you miss ed a lot >_>
18 years ago
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why not try checking demetri martin? his jokes cracks me up.
Let's get Kickin' ...whatever that means
Member18 years ago
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Quote from Israfel
Quote from chueisha
-.- yeah thanks mamsmilk for explaining. I get it totally.
lol, he's quite lucidating in that phrase
your sig...reminds me of ed more and more
Quote from chueisha
Yeah I know you love me and you miss ed a lot >_>
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18 years ago
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lol, one thing mams, that was spamming ^^ Well i don't think so :/
our face looks "a bit" better btw 😐 And i see the jokes but it's not funny >_>
Member18 years ago
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What jokes? 😀
Member18 years ago
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ah well, its almost sunday, so might as well post this
One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor if he would cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. The janitor agreed and took the booth early on Sunday morning. Soon people showed up.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed adultery."
"Adultery, eh?" the janitor said. "You sly devil. That'll be three Hail Mary's, plus five bucks."
"Thank you, Father." Another person came into the booth.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have embezzled money from work."
"Embezzlement, eh? Naughty, naughty. That'll be 5 Hail Mary's, plus fourteen bucks."
"Thank you, Father." This was easy, the janitor thought. Another person came into the booth.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed the sin of oral sex."
"Oral sex, huh?" He looked at the list, but didn't see it there. So, he excused himelf to look for help. He found an alter boy hanging out on the steps of the church.
"Excuse me," the janitor said. "What does Father Matthew give for oral sex?"
"Well," said the boy, "usually just milk and cookies, but sometimes a Snickers."
"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer
"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel
I'm getting too old....
Member18 years ago
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Quote from Israfel
ah well, its almost sunday, so might as well post this
One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor if he would cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. The janitor agreed and took the booth early on Sunday morning. Soon people showed up.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed adultery."
"Adultery, eh?" the janitor said. "You sly devil. That'll be three Hail Mary's, plus five bucks."
"Thank you, Father." Another person came into the booth.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have embezzled money from work."
"Embezzlement, eh? Naughty, naughty. That'll be 5 Hail Mary's, plus fourteen bucks."
"Thank you, Father." This was easy, the janitor thought. Another person came into the booth.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed the sin of oral sex."
"Oral sex, huh?" He looked at the list, but didn't see it there. So, he excused himelf to look for help. He found an alter boy hanging out on the steps of the church.
"Excuse me," the janitor said. "What does Father Matthew give for oral sex?"
"Well," said the boy, "usually just milk and cookies, but sometimes a Snickers."
lol Great Joke [color=blue]Cousin[/color]
Here's this video
Member18 years ago
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i'll watch it later, lol. don't quite have the time right now for youtube.
"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer
"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel
I'm getting too old....
Member18 years ago
Posts: 911
Quote from Israfel
i'll watch it later, lol. don't quite have the time right now for youtube.
Okay (^_^)
Here's more
AMV Comedians 5 (Dane Cook)
AMV Comedians (Dane Cook)
Another one
AMV- Comedians (Dane Cook)
Another one:
Naruto Poop (Kind of)
Another one:
A.D.S. Brokeback Ninja
Another one
Carlos Mencia, dee dee dee.
Moderator18 years ago
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I don't know if anyone posted this before, but at Uncyclopedia you can read some funny articles..
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These are some funny pics.. 😀
Bleach: Arrancar Antics
Death Note: Braindead
Death Note: Fanboy
Death Note: Financially Unwell
Death Note: Girlfriend
Death Note: Likes to Watch
Death Note: Matsuda's Rant; Gender Roles
Death Note: Modesty
Death Note: The Show
Death Note Gasm
Naruto: Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail..
Naruto: Problematic Children
Hilarious.. 🤣
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Site Admin18 years ago
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Don't know if these were posted already...to lazy to look through the thread
The Greatest Action Story ever told
I will survive...yeah right >.> - might be offensive to devout catholics and christians
18 years ago
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Quote from blakraven66
LOL, I remember that!
"Hastalavista, baby jesus!" XD
Site Admin18 years ago
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Quote from Scyfon
Quote from blakraven66
LOL, I remember that!
"Hastalavista, baby jesus!" XD
My favorite line was "What are you? a glutton for punishment?" 🤣
