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[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=PFrufPxjwX0]The Greatest Action Story ever told[/url]

LOL, I remember that!
"Hastalavista, baby jesus!" XD

My favorite line was "What are you? a glutton for punishment?" 🤣

rofl XD yes, that too!
Ah, good times, good times 🤣

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Everyday I'm tumblin'

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I´m too lazy to read all 27 pages so I´ll just add my fav "you´ll laugh till you burst...if you´re drunk that is..." jokes^^ so here goes
1.
What´s green and runs through the forest at night?
...
A cucumber pack!
..
what´s the mistake?
..
cucumbers don´t live in packs........./mohohohohohoho
2.
A cow goes into a bar and..............orders a glass of milk..../,uhahahaha
3.
A ball rolls around the corner and falls over

Now laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Greetz
Fizzle

What? 🤣

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[quote=blakraven66][url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=PFrufPxjwX0]The Greatest Action Story ever told[/url]

LOL, I remember that!
"Hastalavista, baby jesus!" XD

My favorite line was "What are you? a glutton for punishment?" 🤣

rofl XD yes, that too!
Ah, good times, good times 🤣 [/quote]

"What are you some kinda wise guy?" LOL..I love this skit.

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[color=red]On the net, men are men, women are men and children are the FBI. =D[/color]

hmm, its been a while...ITS 1:12am =O

need sleep -_-

iight, joke

screwdriver:

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner.

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer

"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel

I'm getting too old....

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ah well, its almost sunday, so might as well post this

One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor if he would cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. The janitor agreed and took the booth early on Sunday morning. Soon people showed up.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed adultery."

"Adultery, eh?" the janitor said. "You sly devil. That'll be three Hail Mary's, plus five bucks."

"Thank you, Father." Another person came into the booth.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have embezzled money from work."
"Embezzlement, eh? Naughty, naughty. That'll be 5 Hail Mary's, plus fourteen bucks."
"Thank you, Father." This was easy, the janitor thought. Another person came into the booth.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have committed the sin of oral sex."
"Oral sex, huh?" He looked at the list, but didn't see it there. So, he excused himelf to look for help. He found an alter boy hanging out on the steps of the church.
"Excuse me," the janitor said. "What does Father Matthew give for oral sex?"
"Well," said the boy, "usually just milk and cookies, but sometimes a Snickers."

I don't get this one? 😕

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I don't get this one? 😕

For real? 🤣 It's a dirty joke though... so maybe you shouldn't.

The priest was molesting the altar boy and gives him milk and cookies for it

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I don't get this one? 😕

For real?

The priest is molesting the altar boy and gives him milk and cookies for it

😲
Ew! Gross!~

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How can you not get that..? 🤣 😀 Naief, maybe..

But nobody said anything about my pictures.. They were great, no?

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A little joke I received:
The Husband Store...
Just got inaugurated in New York, The Husband Store, a new and incredible store, where the ladies will choose a husband. In the entrance, the customers receive instructions of how the store works: " You can visit the store JUST ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the husbands for sale gets better as you go up in the others floors "!
But there is a restriction: “You can buy the husband of your choice in one floor or to go up one more. BUT YOU CANNOT GO DOWN, unless to leave the store, directly to the street.”
So, a beautiful woman went to the Store to choose a husband.
In the first floor, a poster in the door: Floor 1:
Here all the men have good employments.
But she decided to go up one floor....
In the second floor, the poster said: Floor 2:
Here all the men have good employments and they love children!
She thought, I will try one more floor....
In the third floor, the poster said: Floor 3:
Here all the men have great employments, they adore children and they are all hotties!
" Wow! " she said, but she was tempted and it went up one more floor.
In the following floor, the poster: Floor 4:
Here all the men have great employments, they adore children, they are all good looking and... they adore to help in the domestic works!
" Oh, my God ", the woman said... but kept on going up...
In the following floor, the poster: Floor 5:
Here all the men have great employments, they adore children, they are all good looking, they adore to help in the domestic works, and... they are extremely romantic and great in sex!
She hesitated, but went up until the sixth floor and she found the following poster: Floor 6:
“You are the visitor number 31.456.012 in this floor.
There are no men for sale here!
This floor just exists to prove that the women are impossible to please.”
Thank you for visiting the Husband Store!

In the following day opened a new store on the other side of the street,
the Wife Store, also with six floors and identical regulation for the masculine buyers!
In the Floor 1:
Women that love to have sex.
In the Floor 2:
Women that love to have sex and are good looking.
In the Floor 3:
Women that love to have sex, are good looking and very rich.
The Floors 4, 5 and 6:
Have never been visited! 😀

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Good one.. 🤣

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LOL, I was amazed that floor three was visited.

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Not bad. 😀

Here's something I saw today that is super funny.

Ebay

Life is tough......but it's tougher if you're stupid.
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Here's something I saw today that is super funny.

Ebay

Uhhh... I was struck so bad that I lost all my sense to say if it is fun or not. o,o

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Here's something I saw today that is super funny.

Ebay

I don't really see the hilarity of it..

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