Humor

18 years ago
Posts: 1199
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Quote from vinceasuma
Here's something I saw today that is super funny.
I don't really see the hilarity of it..
Garey Coleman is selling his stuff to pay for his crack and he is signing it because he thinks it will be worth more. And also the pics of him are all Ashy Larry.
I think it's funny when a celebrity who has riches and fame wastes his life on party and drugs and ends up hocking their personal belongings on Ebay......
I guess I'm a jerk....
Life is tough......but it's tougher if you're stupid.
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Yeah, it is in a weird kind of way funny.. 😛 But not really 'haha' funny..
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I guess I'm a jerk....
Nay, you are on the top 10 of the best guys in MU. D:
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Here's something I saw today that is super funny.
...it's kinda sad.....
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18 years ago
Posts: 4030
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Quote from vinceasuma
Here's something I saw today that is super funny.
...it's kinda sad.....
It's funny in a tragic comedy sort of way.
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Quote from Dr. Love
Quote from vinceasuma
Here's something I saw today that is super funny.
[url=http://cgi.ebay.com/Gary-Colemans-Authentic-Game-Cube-SIGNED_W0QQitemZ180175367243QQihZ008QQcategoryZ62053QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem] Ebay[/url]
I don't really see the hilarity of it..
Garey Coleman is selling his stuff to pay for his crack and he is signing it because he thinks it will be worth more. And also the pics of him are all Ashy Larry.
I think it's funny when a celebrity who has riches and fame wastes his life on party and drugs and ends up hocking their personal belongings on Ebay......
I guess I'm a jerk....
He's on drugs! O__O
Sorry, I'm not up on current news of anything.
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Here's these:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MfgX0fyNeLc
Simple math joke anyone can understand. 😃
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=MfgX0fyNeLc
Simple math joke anyone can understand. 😃
I saw that video about 1 year ago (n_n)
Here's more math:
New Math (Tom Lehrer) Animation
What You Know About Math?
Funny Math Problems
Happy Pi Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny method of math..4
1st one was dumb. 😔
2nd one was pretty funny. 🤣
3rd one: omg! math jokes! nerds! 😲
4th one: 10 minutes of that! >:-(
5th one: That's cool!
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This guy kills me
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hLMSgbA-_9k
Oh and the best slogan I got was:
Midgets, something special is in the air

18 years ago
Posts: 1145
Just some random ones that I've heard
“A father asked his son, Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grown ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"“Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.”“Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.”“Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.”
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Hands down the best getting pulled over story ever:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OnOvI5QC0yk

18 years ago
Posts: 635
Quote from From bash.org
<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
The logic is all there...
I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
I like this one.
The best darkness is strange and surprising. – Alucard
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein