Had any moments like that? D': I'm sure everyone has them occassionally~ Like...

waitress: what soda do you want today?
you: no thanks, i don't want water.

^ schtoopid. o.o

Or this...

"I want an autobiography without revealing any personal information whatsoever" (Diana Ross talking to her editor)

O_O

Do you get what I mean? Now share any hilarious(?) stories with us. >:'3

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That is my life. Every day. And my friends know that; in fact, they expect it.

Words of wisdom that my friends incessantly remind me of:

Me: Is cervical cancer an STD?

Me: I hate it when we buy a box of chocolates and everyone eats only the chocolate ones.

Teacher: Where is Mt. Everest?
Me: Alaska

I have my own explanation for each stupid quote. Really, I'm smart, but I just lack a bit of common sense sometimes. As my friends say it(a LOT of my friends too), I'm a smart-dumb person.

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Ahahaha.. those are funny. I think I have one...

My dad and I were shopping in Frys Electronics store, with me browsing a different part of the store from my dad...

Me: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I'm in Frys.
Me: O.o

No, my dad is not stupid. He does that to annoy me. 🤢

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Haha. This one is legit.

"Hey, are rice balls made from rice?"

My excuse: It's a sticky rice that's like a ball of goo. 😛

Lalala~

Last Saturday: I went to Gamestop to buy a used game, I asked the clerk:

"Do you have this game?" While showing him the used game package that was on display

clerk- "...Yes, it is..."

That was so embarrassing considering that i haven't played games in a while.

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When I was a teenager I was reading a book at the bookstore, and found a word I didn't know. So I went to find my mom and asked her:

"Mom, what is a nymphomaniac?"

The woman in the chair next to us started chuckling, and my mom paid her no mind and just told me. O_O

Oh jeez... I have so many of these, I can't even remember half of them. I'm constantly reminded of some of them (by my best friend), so I'll share a couple.

This one is more of a "being stupid":
I was looking through unique names online, and I saw in the list "Iceland." I said sarcastically, "Iceland? That's original." My friend came over and looked at the computer screen, gave me an incredulous look, and replied, "Zan, that's the country the name originated from. The list of names is on the left." I'd been looking at the names of countries (to the right of the actual unique names) the whole time, not even suspecting I was reading the wrong part. XD

A couple days ago, one of my friends was talking about how he makes grilled cheese all the time. I told him I couldn't make grilled cheese, and he said, "You just slap down two pieces of bread, a slice of cheese, and wait. It's easy." I gaped at him and practically yelled, "But the cheese will melt!" My other friend stared at me and then literally slapped me, saying I was "so f**cking dumb." 🤣

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I've had many, but I can't remember much.

The only one I can remember was on Shout a while ago, when I said I had a pair of 'subscription' sunglasses instead of 'prescription' sunglasses.
🤣

My friends have had funny ones though.

She thought the Taj Mahal and Africa were countries.
Countless hours of laughter there 🤣

Oh and
"Think of a number between 1 and 1 million"
2?
"No, it was Zero"

I laughed hard reading the comments. 🤣

I'm afraid I can't remember anything right now besides a perverted one, so I won't post it. 😳

Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.
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[color=black]And if the world were black and white,
you would be my rainbow in shades of grey.[/color]

Click 'n Play!

If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

At Radioshack:

Cashier: What kind of internet do you have?
Me: Uh, the fast one?

I was thinking about something else so I wasn't really paying attention. Still, it was pretty stupid of me to answer like that, lol.

I spent 10 minutes looking at a natwest key-chain and was wondering how I was meant to attach it to my key. My cousin who dropped out of school at the age of 15 and works at Mc donalds, showed me how to do it. I'm currently studying a Chemical Engineering Degree in a University ranked in the top 50 in the world lol, never felt so stupid in my life!

Do not feed the trolls
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I was out with my friend and it was pretty late so she asks me:

My friend : "What time is it?"
Me : "Ten to ten."
My friend : "You mean 22:22?"

And after that I started to laugh really hard.

[color=black]Does not compute.[/color]

More examples why basic geography should be taught in schools

Oh that reminds me, I once gave my Thai National ID to prove my age for buying Dragons Age at a GAME store . She asked me with most seriousness if it was a fake because she didn't know Thailand existed. I then asked where does Thai food come from then? She told me that it was from Taiwan.

I also came back to Australia from visiting my brother. One of my American friends asked if I drove back. I didn't know you can drive to Australia.

Do not feed the trolls
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Quote from Zandra

A couple days ago, one of my friends was talking about how he makes grilled cheese all the time. I told him I couldn't make grilled cheese, and he said, "You just slap down two pieces of bread, a slice of cheese, and wait. It's easy." I gaped at him and practically yelled, "But the cheese will melt!" My other friend stared at me and then literally slapped me, saying I was "so f**cking dumb." 🤣

I seriously hope it wasn't a slap to the face, cause if it was your friends suck real bad O.o

I would have returned the slap with a punch to the nose!
(slapping my face isn't a very good idea as I find that extremely offensive)

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Quote from Zandra

A couple days ago, one of my friends was talking about how he makes grilled cheese all the time. I told him I couldn't make grilled cheese, and he said, "You just slap down two pieces of bread, a slice of cheese, and wait. It's easy." I gaped at him and practically yelled, "But the cheese will melt!" My other friend stared at me and then literally slapped me, saying I was "so f**cking dumb." 🤣

I seriously hope it wasn't a slap to the face, cause if it was your friends suck real bad O.o

I would have returned the slap with a punch to the nose!
(slapping my face isn't a very good idea as I find that extremely offensive)

No, no, she deserved that slap. 🤣

If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up