Talking Stupid
15 years ago
Posts: 776
Well, one time, my brother was laughing about how appropriate my then-career choice was.
"I can just see her, a pair of testicles perched on the end of her nose, staring over them at her class."
"Jake, you mean spectacles, right?"
"Same thing."
"Um...Jake, do you know what you just said?"
I know I have moments like that (hey, there are times I'm obviously a blond) but this late at night (excuse me, early in the morning), I can't think of any.
I am a breath of insanity in a world of chaos.
Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.
Member15 years ago
Posts: 79
just this morning, I was with my earphone and step inside the elevator without knowing which direction it go, people ask me "are you going up?" and I just vaguely nod cause I can't hear anything. It went up to the top floor (from 5th to 12th floor) and there were people waiting outside for me to step out, but since I want to go down to the first floor, I just stand inside.
When the elevator girl ask me why did I nod when she asked, I replied "It's the same", to which she gave me a dubious look and ask "Sir, are you drunk?" (I was tired and lean my back to the wall with my head down). I have to remove my earphone and explain it to her then. What a day.
Signatures are for people who have too much time and ideas, I lack the idea part....
15 years ago
Posts: 1310
ask me anything pass midnight...
I am sooo sleepy that I varely make any sense... abd sadly I am brutally honest when I am in that state...
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nights....
15 years ago
Posts: 228
In class: We were talking about choosing a date for our physics exam which should have been the latest by the end of January.
X: Maybe we could put it on the 29th.
Me: (enthusiastically) Ooooh! So this is the year with 29th of February!
Y: No.
And then I paused since I obviously knew we were talking about January but hell if I know what got into me.
[color=black]Does not compute.[/color]
15 years ago
Posts: 48
Ha!HAHAHA! that is so hilarious. 🤣 HAHAHAHA! cant stop!
15 years ago
Posts: 3888
I'm too smart. 😛
Though I make jokes about talking stupid.
Me: Gahh it's cold!
Kali: I KNOW! BRRR!
Me: I can't feel my face!
Kali: I KNOW! BRRR!
Me: Is this what botox feels like?
But I'll share a story about my good friend, Brooklynn.
Brooklynn: Are you going out of the country?
Me: Nope. Where do you want to go?
Brooklynn: I'm going to Africa!
Me: Where in Africa?
Brooklynn: South america!
...She was dead serious.
♪MONSTARR~ will eat all your cookies and steal your bishies~♪ Φ_Φ
15 years ago
Posts: 79
um I'm blonde, but not stupid I have alot of these moments though
oh let's see this one I didn't say anything but I couldn't feel my hand, and I couldn't figure out why, I though I was dying or something so I head to my neighbors (he works at a hospital) and he looks at me then looks at my wrist where I had 2 tiny rubber bands cutting of my circulation.....
oh
"who's the pope in England"
pope's in Rome.......
I thought America had 52 states until my Junior year in High School (my elementary school teacher taught me this, you know Hawaii, Alaska)
there was the time where I thought chanukah and hanukkah where too different holidays
maybe I'm not dumb maybe I just like to make you think that....
15 years ago
Posts: 314
Quote from bedob
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A couple days ago, one of my friends was talking about how he makes grilled cheese all the time. I told him I couldn't make grilled cheese, and he said, "You just slap down two pieces of bread, a slice of cheese, and wait. It's easy." I gaped at him and practically yelled, "But the cheese will melt!" My other friend stared at me and then literally slapped me, saying I was "so f**cking dumb." 🤣
I seriously hope it wasn't a slap to the face, cause if it was your friends suck real bad O.o
I would have returned the slap with a punch to the nose!
(slapping my face isn't a very good idea as I find that extremely offensive)No, no, she deserved that slap. 🤣
Unfortunately, it was a slap to the face. But I'm so used to it by now because that friend of mine does it a lot and says she's "sick of how stupid I am." 😢
But then again, I am quite devoid of common sense sometimes. I thought Alaska was connected to Hawaii UNDER the United States until 9th grade. 😔
15 years ago
Posts: 560
Today:
Me[concerning the upcoming snowstorm]: I think everyone's exaggerating. It's just going to snow a foot, but everyone keeps saying 12 inches.
For those who use the metric system, 1 foot = 12 inches.
15 years ago
Posts: 330
Friend: where are you going?
Me:to high school
Friend: uh we're in high school...
