Hello

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that

I wish, I wish, I wish...

^ Lyrics to that "I wish" song....... ..; >>

But anyways, right now, I really want a gas efficient car.

A ticket to Barbados and/or Atlanta.

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The cool part is that I never get tired of being deceived

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Just because someone's head was chopped off doesn't mean they're dead. That's just silly.

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I want one of those classic manual lawnmowers.
But before that, I have to live somewhere with an actual lawn. (cement everywhere.)

a flamethrower

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I believe in letting people do as they wish, as do I myself. Sometimes, of course, what I wish to do is kill them and they do not wish to die. This gives life interest.
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The stakes of purgatory

A harem. >: D

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A harem. >: D

But you already have one...

Of course, you didn't specify which gender you wanted.

[color=green]"Officially, this machine doesn't exist, you didn't get it from me,
and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

A chicken: a rooster, to be exact. 🙂 So that it can like wake me up on time by "singing" and pecking me a little instead of all those alarm clocks: the old school type that gives me a splitting headache and the newer types which have beeps or songs, that're so soft I sleep through them.

Ahhh now i wanna read Children Can't Choose Their Parents again.

Oh and a talking duck... like the one from The Duck of Mr. Fredward

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A harem. >: D

I cannot see how this would be random for you... 🤣

a donkey wheel

A flying carpet so that I wouldn't have to wait for the bus to travel wherever I want. Plus it would be neat to have.

All those desserts/pastries inserts from Fukuyadou Honpo releases.

@MasamiAkane: THAT. Yes. I love the beautiful food illustrations in all the manga I read! For once, I'd like to just snap my fingers and have the food on the page magically appear before me. Now THAT'S a superpower I'd want!

I want Bernard's Watch