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9:40 pm, Feb 18 2008
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Okay, I'm a bit bored right now, and my brother and I started talking what the worst movies were. So I thought I woud ask you guys you opinions.
The Blair Witch Project - this made my brother sick
The Protector - repetative fighting moves and a plot that revolved around "Gimme back my elephant!"
Ghostrider - funnest movie to bash; my friend and I were making fun of it for a while

Of course, you guys can also include movies that you've seen commercials to and didn't want to watch it at all. In my case, the one I remember right now is Snakes on a Plane.

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Any of the Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday 13th, or Halloween sequels.

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Meet the Spartans, Date Movie- any crap that the 3 of the 5 writers from scary movie put out.

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Post #126377 - Reply to (#126371) by xombiemonkey
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Any of the Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday 13th, or Halloween sequels.


Yeah, I'm usually not impressed by sequels. Ocean's 12 was especially disappointing since I loved the prequel. Oops, I forgot to mention movies that are really stupid, "but so stupid, it's funny" according to my friends. Grr, I wanted the hour and a half of my life back when I saw Zoolander. Oh, and I don't really care for Princess Bride. A lot of people love it, but I don't really care for it.


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High School Musical --> watched 30 seconds of it and ran away
Flight Plan --> watched it, hated it. Possibly the worst movie I ever saw

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Yeah, I'm usually not impressed by sequels. Ocean's 12 was especially disappointing since I loved the prequel. Oops, I forgot to mention movies that are really stupid, "but so stupid, it's funny" according to my friends. Grr, I wanted the hour and a half of my life back when I saw Zoolander. Oh, and I don't really care for Princess Bride. A lot of people love it, but I don't really care for it.


Ocean's 12 was really kind of disappointing since there was really no elaborate plan like in Ocean's 11, but I still liked it. Also Napoleon Dynamite for "stupid = funny." I thought it would be funny (as in Jackass 2 funny) but really disappointed and bored.

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Post #126379 - Reply to (#126377) by kana503
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Quote from xombiemonkey
Any of the Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday 13th, or Halloween sequels.


Yeah, I'm usually not impressed by sequels. Ocean's 12 was especially disappointing since I loved the prequel. Oops, I forgot to mention movies that are really stupid, "but so stupid, it's funny" according to my friends. Grr, I wanted the hour and a half of my life back when I saw Zoolander. Oh, and I don't really care for Princess Bride. A lot of people love it, but I don't really care for it.


How can you dislike Zoolander? It was really dumb, but hella funny.

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Post #126384 - Reply to (#126368) by kana503
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Quote from kana503
Okay, I'm a bit bored right now, and my brother and I started talking what the worst movies were. So I thought I woud ask you guys you opinions.
The Blair Witch Project - this made my brother sick
The Protector - repetative fighting moves and a plot that revolved around "Gimme back my elephant!"
Ghostrider - funnest movie to bash; my friend and I were making fun of it for a while

Of course, you guys can also include movies that you've seen commercials to and didn't want to watch it at all. In my case, the one I remember right now is Snakes on a Plane.

come on now, the protecter wasn't that bad. the fighting was good for not special effects.

and the best part of ghostrider is Sam Elliott

Post #126385 - Reply to (#126379) by xombiemonkey
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How can you dislike Zoolander? It was really dumb, but hella funny.

My family really hates the dumb humor as well as slapstick since it annoys the heck out of us instead of amusing us. Everybody Loves Raymond or something witty is what appeals to us mostly. To tell you the truth, I wanted to beat someone up after seeing Dodgeball.

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10:00 pm, Feb 18 2008
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Any recent satire movie should be avoided (unless you're ten years old and find fart jokes funny):

Meet the Spartans
Epic Movie
Date Movie
etc...

Movies by the worst director of our time (and the most arrogant)---UWE BOLL, should also be avoided:

Bloodrayne
Alone in the Dark
House of the Dead
Postal
etc...

search his name on google and you'll see all the hate he gets. Yet he has SEVEN more movies in production. geez.

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Post #126392 - Reply to (#126384) by kaerfehtdeelb
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come on now, the protecter wasn't that bad. the fighting was good for not special effects.
and the best part of ghostrider is Sam Elliott

My family liked the fighting at first. It was kind of cool seeing how that one guy dislocated people's joints. After a while though, every move was being repeated over and over in fights with fifteen people in it (and there were multiple fights of that nature). My brother also noticed that one guy held up his arms a bit so he could get kicked by the protagonist.
For Ghostrider, my family didn't care for anything since it was predictable and a bit cheesy.
Spoiler (highlight to view)
"I don't have a soul for you to burn."
"Oh, but now you have a THOUSAND souls. (Now, you're screwed!)

Special effects, plot, etc. could have been better imo.

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The Mortal Kombat movies.

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from wat i rem movies i had a negetivefeelin
one missed call
sky high
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events-if u readit
License to Wed
Material Girls
The Pink Panther
Meet the Fockers
n CATWOMEN

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from wat i rem movies i had a negetivefeelin
one missed call
sky high
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events-if u readit
License to Wed
Material Girls
The Pink Panther
Meet the Fockers


Second Series of Unfortunate Events. Really didn't do justice to the books.

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
I walked out of the theater less than half way through the movie.

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All the Spy Kids movies.

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