Movies to Avoid like the Plague

17 years ago
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Okay, I'm a bit bored right now, and my brother and I started talking what the worst movies were. So I thought I woud ask you guys you opinions.
The Blair Witch Project - this made my brother sick
The Protector - repetative fighting moves and a plot that revolved around "Gimme back my elephant!"
Ghostrider - funnest movie to bash; my friend and I were making fun of it for a while
Of course, you guys can also include movies that you've seen commercials to and didn't want to watch it at all. In my case, the one I remember right now is Snakes on a Plane.

17 years ago
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Any of the Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday 13th, or Halloween sequels.
Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢
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Meet the Spartans, Date Movie- any crap that the 3 of the 5 writers from scary movie put out.
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17 years ago
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Quote from xombiemonkey
Any of the Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday 13th, or Halloween sequels.
Yeah, I'm usually not impressed by sequels. Ocean's 12 was especially disappointing since I loved the prequel. Oops, I forgot to mention movies that are really stupid, "but so stupid, it's funny" according to my friends. Grr, I wanted the hour and a half of my life back when I saw Zoolander. Oh, and I don't really care for Princess Bride. A lot of people love it, but I don't really care for it.

17 years ago
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High School Musical --> watched 30 seconds of it and ran away
Flight Plan --> watched it, hated it. Possibly the worst movie I ever saw
Quote from kana503
Yeah, I'm usually not impressed by sequels. Ocean's 12 was especially disappointing since I loved the prequel. Oops, I forgot to mention movies that are really stupid, "but so stupid, it's funny" according to my friends. Grr, I wanted the hour and a half of my life back when I saw Zoolander. Oh, and I don't really care for Princess Bride. A lot of people love it, but I don't really care for it.
Ocean's 12 was really kind of disappointing since there was really no elaborate plan like in Ocean's 11, but I still liked it. Also Napoleon Dynamite for "stupid = funny." I thought it would be funny (as in Jackass 2 funny) but really disappointed and bored.
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17 years ago
Posts: 2581
Warn: Banned
Quote from kana503
Quote from xombiemonkey
Any of the Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday 13th, or Halloween sequels.
Yeah, I'm usually not impressed by sequels. Ocean's 12 was especially disappointing since I loved the prequel. Oops, I forgot to mention movies that are really stupid, "but so stupid, it's funny" according to my friends. Grr, I wanted the hour and a half of my life back when I saw Zoolander. Oh, and I don't really care for Princess Bride. A lot of people love it, but I don't really care for it.
How can you dislike Zoolander? It was really dumb, but hella funny.
Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢
Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak
Quote from kana503
Okay, I'm a bit bored right now, and my brother and I started talking what the worst movies were. So I thought I woud ask you guys you opinions.
The Blair Witch Project - this made my brother sick
The Protector - repetative fighting moves and a plot that revolved around "Gimme back my elephant!"
Ghostrider - funnest movie to bash; my friend and I were making fun of it for a whileOf course, you guys can also include movies that you've seen commercials to and didn't want to watch it at all. In my case, the one I remember right now is Snakes on a Plane.
come on now, the protecter wasn't that bad. the fighting was good for not special effects.
and the best part of ghostrider is Sam Elliott

17 years ago
Posts: 492
Quote from xombiemonkey
How can you dislike Zoolander? It was really dumb, but hella funny.
My family really hates the dumb humor as well as slapstick since it annoys the heck out of us instead of amusing us. Everybody Loves Raymond or something witty is what appeals to us mostly. To tell you the truth, I wanted to beat someone up after seeing Dodgeball.

17 years ago
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Any recent satire movie should be avoided (unless you're ten years old and find fart jokes funny):
Meet the Spartans
Epic Movie
Date Movie
etc...
Movies by the worst director of our time (and the most arrogant)---UWE BOLL, should also be avoided:
Bloodrayne
Alone in the Dark
House of the Dead
Postal
etc...
search his name on google and you'll see all the hate he gets. Yet he has SEVEN more movies in production. geez.

17 years ago
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Quote from kaerfehtdeelb
come on now, the protecter wasn't that bad. the fighting was good for not special effects.
and the best part of ghostrider is Sam Elliott
My family liked the fighting at first. It was kind of cool seeing how that one guy dislocated people's joints. After a while though, every move was being repeated over and over in fights with fifteen people in it (and there were multiple fights of that nature). My brother also noticed that one guy held up his arms a bit so he could get kicked by the protagonist.
For Ghostrider, my family didn't care for anything since it was predictable and a bit cheesy.
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Special effects, plot, etc. could have been better imo.

17 years ago
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The Mortal Kombat movies.
Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢
Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak

17 years ago
Posts: 435
from wat i rem movies i had a negetivefeelin
one missed call
sky high
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events-if u readit
License to Wed
Material Girls
The Pink Panther
Meet the Fockers
n CATWOMEN
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17 years ago
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Warn: Banned
Quote from blueberriexc
from wat i rem movies i had a negetivefeelin
one missed call
sky high
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events-if u readit
License to Wed
Material Girls
The Pink Panther
Meet the Fockers
Second Series of Unfortunate Events. Really didn't do justice to the books.
Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢
Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak

17 years ago
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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
I walked out of the theater less than half way through the movie.

17 years ago
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Warn: Banned
All the Spy Kids movies.
Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. 😢
Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak